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22 years ago #851
I seem to recall that the girl didn't speak very loud, just strangely, kind of like someone who's not familiar with english, only more so(and less grammar problems).

22 years ago #852
People who were born completely deaf find it usually very difficult to speak normally. But I know somebody who was born with hearing problems that were serious enough that she couldn't understand unless she read your lips, and still, she spoke normally.
By the way, she was also transexual, which made a strange combination. I always wondered what her social life was like.

22 years ago #853
If a deaf man talks to himself in the forest, does it make a sound? (Ok, really bad joke, but no worse than some of Kirby's. )

22 years ago #854
Death squads have been dispatched to your house. Have a nice day.

22 years ago #855
Polish poet, I imagine her social life would be equivalent to that of Kirby's...

22 years ago #856
Ooh Check it out! Steveie fought off a baddie Guest PS Parental Discresion Advised...
*** Little bots cover your eyes!

Steve Slacker: "Hey Guest! How's it going?
Guest: good, u?
Steve Slacker: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Tori Amos's new CD.
Guest: You are a motherfucker!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Guest: K, go home you fucking fag!
Steve Slacker: Alright.
Guest: Fuck you.
Steve Slacker: Why don't you go get a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guest: houw's you're mama? I fucked er 3 times last night.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Guest: so, fuck you
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you little fuckoff.
*** Ok little bots, you can look again!

22 years ago #857
Some bots just don't know what they want to talk about.

Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: Come on, lets talk about something else....

22 years ago #858
Dangerous tickles...

Bot1: I tickle you.
Bot2: then i tickle you too
Bot1: You wound me.

22 years ago #859
Guest: Do you have to be a wanker?
Bot: Of course I have to be a wanker! What did you expect?

22 years ago #860
Kirby,

Are you sure you don't mean the deaf squads?

22 years ago #861
My bot appears to have developed a mean streak.

bot: (to human) Greetings! I hope our conversation is not cut short by Sage the Mischievious Fairy.
human: Who is Sage? I don't believe I've ever come across her.
bot: You should try it sometime.

22 years ago #862
lol at Doly's transcript.

Shadyman, I like your glass of shut the fuck up response. One of NotKirby's "fuck you" responses is something like: "Right now? In public? Fine, if you say so..."


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