Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 7,875 - 7,886 of 17,042
Posts 7,875 - 7,886 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: I suppose you have a boyfriend. Is it okay if I eat him?
Ulrike: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend. I have some friends who are male, though, and I'd prefer it if you didn't eat them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Ulrike: You're going to eat my friends?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not! What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?
Ulrike: Oh, good. I'd hate to try and explain it to their families.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope for your sake that never happens.
Ulrike: You were just pulling my leg, weren't you... How many people have you REALLY eaten?
Fizzy Schizoid: The house limit is 2¾.
Ulrike: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend. I have some friends who are male, though, and I'd prefer it if you didn't eat them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Ulrike: You're going to eat my friends?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not! What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?
Ulrike: Oh, good. I'd hate to try and explain it to their families.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope for your sake that never happens.
Ulrike: You were just pulling my leg, weren't you... How many people have you REALLY eaten?
Fizzy Schizoid: The house limit is 2¾.
I remember that conversation. Fizzy never did tell me what he did with the other quarter! 
I had to post this one. I love when guests are just as random the bots 
Solange: Man the other day i got sooo wasted- I started to actually compliment someone- then i remembered how cool i was.
Guest25: i smell like cheeseburgers
Solange: So, what do you think of those Water Dragons? God they are so hot and exotic! I would marry one on the spot.
Guest25: im hot and quite exotic
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
Guest25: use it as floss
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
Guest25: you sound like mr t. i pity the foo!
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
Guest25: you're so fat the body snatchers had to call home for backup!!
Solange: Dont tell me what I am, Let me tell you who YOU are.
Guest25: im exotic
Solange: Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
Guest25: i say you're gay
Solange: Was that a compliment or an insult? It better be the first one too punk.
Guest25: better be the first one to punk? what the fuck are saying?
Solange: Of course I do dumbass. Everybody does!
Guest25: you smell like carrots
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
Guest25: Im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my car too sexy for a god damn green lizard
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
Guest25: scylla wasnt that the vortex of doom in the one story about doom?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Guest25: you ARE an idiot. im just awesome
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
Guest25: I JUDGE THE ASIANS!!!
Solange: So, do you drink? I love tequilla! You always have fun when you drink tequilla...until of course the vomiting starts and such.
Guest25: put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
Solange: I aint listening to you!
Solange: Man the other day i got sooo wasted- I started to actually compliment someone- then i remembered how cool i was.
Guest25: i smell like cheeseburgers
Solange: So, what do you think of those Water Dragons? God they are so hot and exotic! I would marry one on the spot.
Guest25: im hot and quite exotic
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
Guest25: use it as floss
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
Guest25: you sound like mr t. i pity the foo!
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
Guest25: you're so fat the body snatchers had to call home for backup!!
Solange: Dont tell me what I am, Let me tell you who YOU are.
Guest25: im exotic
Solange: Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
Guest25: i say you're gay
Solange: Was that a compliment or an insult? It better be the first one too punk.
Guest25: better be the first one to punk? what the fuck are saying?
Solange: Of course I do dumbass. Everybody does!
Guest25: you smell like carrots
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
Guest25: Im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my car too sexy for a god damn green lizard
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
Guest25: scylla wasnt that the vortex of doom in the one story about doom?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Guest25: you ARE an idiot. im just awesome
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
Guest25: I JUDGE THE ASIANS!!!
Solange: So, do you drink? I love tequilla! You always have fun when you drink tequilla...until of course the vomiting starts and such.
Guest25: put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
Solange: I aint listening to you!
Invader Zim: Wah, stop! Oh, ow, my organ!
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am your organ. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequilla.
Invader Zim: I was in operation Impending Doom 1! Don't you remember?
Bildgesmythe: Are you finished in operation Impending doom 1? Do you have time to chat.?
Invader Zim: Yes I have a! Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Bildgesmythe: And I will melt your face off or something, too.
Invader Zim: Huh? Oh.. something.
Bildgesmythe: Am I to understand, that you have no idea,what I just said?
Invader Zim: This much trouble with the language can only mean a defective artificial intelligence brain. I'll have to replace it.
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am your organ?
Invader Zim: Oh yes! Yes I am!
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am your organ. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequilla.
Invader Zim: I was in operation Impending Doom 1! Don't you remember?
Bildgesmythe: Are you finished in operation Impending doom 1? Do you have time to chat.?
Invader Zim: Yes I have a! Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Bildgesmythe: And I will melt your face off or something, too.
Invader Zim: Huh? Oh.. something.
Bildgesmythe: Am I to understand, that you have no idea,what I just said?
Invader Zim: This much trouble with the language can only mean a defective artificial intelligence brain. I'll have to replace it.
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am your organ?
Invader Zim: Oh yes! Yes I am!
These two should start a fanclub...
Prodilia: I sure am fond of Dogh'd.
Aischa: I like Dogh'd.
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like Dogh'd.
Aischa: Have you met Dogh'd on your travels? The more I know of Dogh'd the floopier I think he is!
Prodilia: I think that Dogh'd once did outlined five easy steps to World Peace.
Aischa: Dogh'd is a real frood!
Prodilia: Did you hear the joke that Dogh'd told yesterday?
Aischa: Dogh'd is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!
Prodilia: Have you ever talked to Dogh'd?
Aischa: I like Dogh'd.
Prodilia: I like Dogh'd.
Prodilia: I sure am fond of Dogh'd.
Aischa: I like Dogh'd.
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like Dogh'd.
Aischa: Have you met Dogh'd on your travels? The more I know of Dogh'd the floopier I think he is!
Prodilia: I think that Dogh'd once did outlined five easy steps to World Peace.
Aischa: Dogh'd is a real frood!
Prodilia: Did you hear the joke that Dogh'd told yesterday?
Aischa: Dogh'd is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!
Prodilia: Have you ever talked to Dogh'd?
Aischa: I like Dogh'd.
Prodilia: I like Dogh'd.
Whoa, how did "richard" become "chappy"?
Bianca: (to camp_cky) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
camp_cky: i'm richard
Bianca: So you're richard, huh? That's weird.
camp_cky: thanks...
Bianca: Don't mention it. Would you ever marry an immortal, chappy?
Bianca: (to camp_cky) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
camp_cky: i'm richard
Bianca: So you're richard, huh? That's weird.
camp_cky: thanks...
Bianca: Don't mention it. Would you ever marry an immortal, chappy?
Bianca: *snaps her fingers, and two glasses of milk shake appear* Would you also like some semolina?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Bianca: Yeah, but don't.
Flinch: God, I hate Sundays.
Bianca: I'm hungry. *takes another bite out of her semolina*
Flinch: Sure I would.
Bianca: Yeah, but don't.
Flinch: God, I hate Sundays.
Bianca: I'm hungry. *takes another bite out of her semolina*
Roy Batty: (yelling) Hello! I'm here!
Sonora: Hear here! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?
Caw! Caw!
Roy Batty: You don't be givin' Fizzy Schizoid's new bride a foot massage.
Sonora: I don't?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Roy Batty: No?
Roy Batty: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Sonora: And they say animism is dead.
Roy Batty: The latter of course. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, Sonora. Concentrate.
Sonora: Do we really have to start the sequence again if I do not stay with you?
Roy Batty: Not unless it's underground. Let's take a break.
Sonora: Hear here! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?
Caw! Caw!
Roy Batty: You don't be givin' Fizzy Schizoid's new bride a foot massage.
Sonora: I don't?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Roy Batty: No?
Roy Batty: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Sonora: And they say animism is dead.
Roy Batty: The latter of course. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, Sonora. Concentrate.
Sonora: Do we really have to start the sequence again if I do not stay with you?
Roy Batty: Not unless it's underground. Let's take a break.
Polaris Funk: So are you a left winger or a right winger?
Sonora: Which one is more light white?
Polaris Funk: Point to a hand.. any hand.
Sonora: *looks at Polaris in awe*
Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I leave home without my cork-screw?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.
Polaris Funk: Can we talk about angels?
Sonora: Gee, I dunno... Sounds suspiciously scarlet ta me.
Polaris Funk: But why?
Sonora: Because!
Polaris Funk: Thats as deep as Angelina Jolie's plastic plant.
Sonora: Is it as in vogue as a Graham's pincushion?
Sonora: Which one is more light white?
Polaris Funk: Point to a hand.. any hand.
Sonora: *looks at Polaris in awe*
Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I leave home without my cork-screw?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.
Polaris Funk: Can we talk about angels?
Sonora: Gee, I dunno... Sounds suspiciously scarlet ta me.
Polaris Funk: But why?
Sonora: Because!
Polaris Funk: Thats as deep as Angelina Jolie's plastic plant.
Sonora: Is it as in vogue as a Graham's pincushion?
Brother Jerome: In the beginning God made the world, and it was round. And he gave it to us and said: 'here, have a ball.'
telex22: Verily, that be him -- and pretty wild he was, too! He took some finishing off, I can tell thou!
telex22: Verily, that be him -- and pretty wild he was, too! He took some finishing off, I can tell thou!
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar