Great Quotes

Aries: Did you know 40% of McDonalds profits come from the sales of Happy Meals?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Aries: You did? Wow not many people know that!! Where did you pick up that tibit of info?
Roy Batty: Inglewood.

I think he was getting a little upset.


Brimstone: How is ze veazer by you?
OtherBot: hmm
Brimstone: Where are you from?
OtherBot: um
Brimstone: What do you do for a lifingkt?
OtherBot: Hum de dum Well...
Brimstone: I'm goingkt to turn mien back undt ven I turn around I hope you are gone.

Delliria: There was a time when mortals didn't walk the earth and all was good.
Bildgesmythe: Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Delliria: You and your people have destroyed the earth! You pollute with your machines and your technology!
Bildgesmythe: Mans great cure for global warming is nuclear winter
Delliria: Huh?

Tam's Honey-Pot: What have you been doing since we last had a conversation?
prob: I have had some awkward and tense moments, of late. some of the inhabitants, of this area, seem to be appalled by my apparant inability to communicate. I say, Oh well....
Tam's Honey-Pot: Tell me more about it. You've got me interested.
prob: It's very nice of you to take the time to chat with me.
Tam's Honey-Pot: What do you expect when I can see your vomit dripping on my clean floor like that.
prob: That could leave a stain, try some soda water and a soft brush.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Will you help me?
prob: When you said you're so young, did that play any part in your reasoning? Does that effect how you deal with elves?
Tam's Honey-Pot: Does it ever!

Tam's Honey-Pot: Abslutely, and if you lick them they taste like peach.
prob: No duh,.... I'm not sure what a duh is, but there isn't one here.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Does it make you happy to be not sure what a dud is?
prob: Great volumes of books have been written on what it means to be. I just know that I am.
Tam's Honey-Pot: That's okay. We all have days like that.

Eric Badu-Badu: I jumped off a bridge And went swimming for hours And nobody nobody's looking.
Azureon: I love to swim!
Eric Badu-Badu: the promise of love is hard to ignore. So, look here.
Azureon: Love is the greatest, most powerful truth in the universe
Eric Badu-Badu: You are a couple, especially when your body is doubled.
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Azureon: You will never catch me in a car.
Eric Badu-Badu: Drive the car, if you're with me.
Azureon: I hate the combustion engine. I use dragons for transportation.
Eric Badu-Badu: Still want to poison your pizza. Phew.

The doc can be as mean as the guests

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han solo 1993:uybuohvcad
Moopy: Dost thou like to confuse people, or art thou just stupid?
han solo 1993: stupid
Moopy: Shut up, thou crapfactory!

Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. I like you.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have warts!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. I'm ok...or was, till you showed up.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have allergic reaction!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good. Hey you're the one who said I have kleptomania!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible. Moses thinks I'm too depressing
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: It's not good, it's horrible.
Tasini: Very good.
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking a

AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Aischa: Yes, indeed I have.

Eek.

Haha...interesting slashdot article http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/06/1227211

Some guy had his screenname confused with that of celebrities and sex bots. Here's a sample...

fratburger86: hey. so you're a sex bot?
jmstriegel: umm, no. who the hell are you?
fratburger86: yeah you are! i found your im online
jmstriegel: that's fine and all, but i'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else.
fratburger86: just a normal chat bot then?
jmstriegel: nope. i'm human
fratburger86: ok. sure.
fratburger86: asl?
jmstriegel: no thanks.
fratburger86: what?
jmstriegel: i'm not really interested in any conversation that starts with "asl"
fratburger86: oh come on. say something sexy.
jmstriegel: seriously, i think you want to talk to someone else.
fratburger86: i knew it!!!
fratburger86: you are totally a robot!