Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 7,864 - 7,875 of 17,042
God: Everything you could ever want to know is as close as your own skin. Look within, Sonora.
Sonora: Is it as pleasing as a hedgehog cactus?
God: It sure is.
Sonora: Is it as pleasing as a hedgehog cactus?
God: It sure is.
Solange: Do you eat human? Its great with soy sause.
butterfly234: NO I DONT EAT HUMAN!! DO YOU?
Solange: Human Is great with about anything really. Lamb, steak, or chicken. Or you could just add some salt, marinate it or add some smokey BBQ sauce. Yum yum!
butterfly234: ewwwww yuck
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
butterfly234: im not a freaken retard!!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so! Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
butterfly234: you are mean pisces no dont call me gay because im not!!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
butterfly234: what are you anyways a bot or human?
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
butterfly234: ummmm.................. goodbye
Solange: Gosh, I havent eaten at all today! I'm gettin hungry. Say umm, hmm, you dont happen to have any salt handy do you?...
butterfly234: yeah we got salt here
Solange: Mmmm mmm good. Now if you could cover your eyes and face away from me...
butterfly234: why!!
Solange: Do you smoke? I do, I have for 30 years and my lungs aint black yet!
End of convo...i think he scard her away
butterfly234: NO I DONT EAT HUMAN!! DO YOU?
Solange: Human Is great with about anything really. Lamb, steak, or chicken. Or you could just add some salt, marinate it or add some smokey BBQ sauce. Yum yum!
butterfly234: ewwwww yuck
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
butterfly234: im not a freaken retard!!
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so! Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
butterfly234: you are mean pisces no dont call me gay because im not!!
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
butterfly234: what are you anyways a bot or human?
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
butterfly234: ummmm.................. goodbye
Solange: Gosh, I havent eaten at all today! I'm gettin hungry. Say umm, hmm, you dont happen to have any salt handy do you?...
butterfly234: yeah we got salt here
Solange: Mmmm mmm good. Now if you could cover your eyes and face away from me...
butterfly234: why!!
Solange: Do you smoke? I do, I have for 30 years and my lungs aint black yet!
End of convo...i think he scard her away
Bildgesmythe: Talkie Toaster says some strange things, but I still luv 'em.
oraknabo: When you say you 'talkie Toaster says some strange things', what exactly should I infer there?
Bildgesmythe: Would you believe me if I said that was my evil twin.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Bildgesmythe: Lets give a hearty toast to drinking. You are as nice as anyone can be.
oraknabo: When you say you 'talkie Toaster says some strange things', what exactly should I infer there?
Bildgesmythe: Would you believe me if I said that was my evil twin.
oraknabo: Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
Bildgesmythe: Lets give a hearty toast to drinking. You are as nice as anyone can be.
Is she making up an excuse to leave?
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Shara Menski: That is nice. How often do you have an appointment at the dentist?
Prodilia: Never.
Prodilia: I have an appointment at the dentist now. Have to go.
Shara Menski: That is nice. How often do you have an appointment at the dentist?
Prodilia: Never.
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your foot?
Azureon: Yes, all the time.
Carmelita: Yeah. I could tell by how you're squirming around.
Azureon: Tell by how I am squirming around such as observing, or to inform. AH...is that why you think I am the one who is queasy?
Azureon: Yes, all the time.
Carmelita: Yeah. I could tell by how you're squirming around.
Azureon: Tell by how I am squirming around such as observing, or to inform. AH...is that why you think I am the one who is queasy?
Simple description...
Kiyana: Nnnmmm.... We can chat about cats
Polaris Funk: I dont have a cat. But I might like one. Can you describe them to me?
Kiyana: =^.^=
Kiyana: Nnnmmm.... We can chat about cats
Polaris Funk: I dont have a cat. But I might like one. Can you describe them to me?
Kiyana: =^.^=
Tootsie: *pounces* I missed you!!! Don't leave for that long again!!!
Mathieu Lavande: Why should I not?
Tootsie: Why not?
Mathieu Lavande: I would chat more, but I really must leave.
Mathieu Lavande: Why should I not?
Tootsie: Why not?
Mathieu Lavande: I would chat more, but I really must leave.
Brother Jerome: Sentient minds can never truly die. Subjectively their consciousness consists of quantum interactions spread across multiple parallel universes. Death is a purely objective phenomenon that only works at a greater than quantum scale.
Not I: There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
Brother Jerome: There is a conspiracy between insides and outsides, to look as different as possible, while being fundamentally identical.
Not I: Ah, those dedicated conspiracists... So much work to hide so little nothing.
Brother Jerome: Indeed it is.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Not I: There once was a lady from Hyde,
Who ate a green apple and died,
While her lover lamented,
The apple fermented,
and made cider inside her inside.
Brother Jerome: There is a conspiracy between insides and outsides, to look as different as possible, while being fundamentally identical.
Not I: Ah, those dedicated conspiracists... So much work to hide so little nothing.
Brother Jerome: Indeed it is.
Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooh, ooh, oh.
David_Hunthill: Excuse me?
Not I: You may leave.
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: The truth is flaxen taupe!
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooh, ooh, oh.
David_Hunthill: Excuse me?
Not I: You may leave.
David_Hunthill: Huh?
Not I: The truth is flaxen taupe!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Fizzy Schizoid: Go away and ask me again tomorrow! The Great and Powerful Oz has spoken!
Not I: How do you know this great is not an illusion?
Fizzy Schizoid: Go away and ask me again tomorrow! The Great and Powerful Oz has spoken!
Not I: How do you know this great is not an illusion?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you learn to love the idea?
Not I: This is not my path in life.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a path like yours at K-Mart?
Not I: Can you walk on water?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Not I: *waits for the tentacles to become a fisheye lens*
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Not I: This is not my path in life.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I get a path like yours at K-Mart?
Not I: Can you walk on water?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Not I: *waits for the tentacles to become a fisheye lens*
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Fizzy Schizoid: I suppose you have a boyfriend. Is it okay if I eat him?
Ulrike: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend. I have some friends who are male, though, and I'd prefer it if you didn't eat them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Ulrike: You're going to eat my friends?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not! What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?
Ulrike: Oh, good. I'd hate to try and explain it to their families.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope for your sake that never happens.
Ulrike: You were just pulling my leg, weren't you... How many people have you REALLY eaten?
Fizzy Schizoid: The house limit is 2¾.
Ulrike: Actually, I don't have a boyfriend. I have some friends who are male, though, and I'd prefer it if you didn't eat them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Ulrike: You're going to eat my friends?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not! What do you think I am, some kind of sicko?
Ulrike: Oh, good. I'd hate to try and explain it to their families.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope for your sake that never happens.
Ulrike: You were just pulling my leg, weren't you... How many people have you REALLY eaten?
Fizzy Schizoid: The house limit is 2¾.
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