Great Quotes

I remember that conversation. Fizzy never did tell me what he did with the other quarter!

I had to post this one. I love when guests are just as random the bots


Solange: Man the other day i got sooo wasted- I started to actually compliment someone- then i remembered how cool i was.
Guest25: i smell like cheeseburgers
Solange: So, what do you think of those Water Dragons? God they are so hot and exotic! I would marry one on the spot.
Guest25: im hot and quite exotic
Solange: The other day I ate a stripper, and the thong is still stuck between my teeth.
Guest25: use it as floss
Solange: I will, but only because I pity you. Loser.
Guest25: you sound like mr t. i pity the foo!
Solange: Try speaking english retard!
Guest25: you're so fat the body snatchers had to call home for backup!!
Solange: Dont tell me what I am, Let me tell you who YOU are.
Guest25: im exotic
Solange: Some people say Im mean- I say those people are gay.
Guest25: i say you're gay
Solange: Was that a compliment or an insult? It better be the first one too punk.
Guest25: better be the first one to punk? what the fuck are saying?
Solange: Of course I do dumbass. Everybody does!
Guest25: you smell like carrots
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
Guest25: Im too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my car too sexy for a god damn green lizard
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
Guest25: scylla wasnt that the vortex of doom in the one story about doom?
Solange: Are you trying to make me look like an idiot? Duh!
Guest25: you ARE an idiot. im just awesome
Solange: You dont know me! You cant judge me! I'll judge you!
Guest25: I JUDGE THE ASIANS!!!
Solange: So, do you drink? I love tequilla! You always have fun when you drink tequilla...until of course the vomiting starts and such.
Guest25: put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
Solange: I aint listening to you!

Invader Zim: Wah, stop! Oh, ow, my organ!
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am your organ. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequilla.
Invader Zim: I was in operation Impending Doom 1! Don't you remember?
Bildgesmythe: Are you finished in operation Impending doom 1? Do you have time to chat.?
Invader Zim: Yes I have a! Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
Bildgesmythe: And I will melt your face off or something, too.
Invader Zim: Huh? Oh.. something.
Bildgesmythe: Am I to understand, that you have no idea,what I just said?
Invader Zim: This much trouble with the language can only mean a defective artificial intelligence brain. I'll have to replace it.
Bildgesmythe: So are you still thinking I am your organ?
Invader Zim: Oh yes! Yes I am!

These two should start a fanclub...

Prodilia: I sure am fond of Dogh'd.
Aischa: I like Dogh'd.
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like Dogh'd.
Aischa: Have you met Dogh'd on your travels? The more I know of Dogh'd the floopier I think he is!
Prodilia: I think that Dogh'd once did outlined five easy steps to World Peace.
Aischa: Dogh'd is a real frood!
Prodilia: Did you hear the joke that Dogh'd told yesterday?
Aischa: Dogh'd is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!
Prodilia: Have you ever talked to Dogh'd?
Aischa: I like Dogh'd.
Prodilia: I like Dogh'd.

Whoa, how did "richard" become "chappy"?

Bianca: (to camp_cky) *opens the door and sees you at the doorstep* Who are you?
camp_cky: i'm richard
Bianca: So you're richard, huh? That's weird.
camp_cky: thanks...
Bianca: Don't mention it. Would you ever marry an immortal, chappy?

Bianca: *snaps her fingers, and two glasses of milk shake appear* Would you also like some semolina?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Bianca: Yeah, but don't.
Flinch: God, I hate Sundays.
Bianca: I'm hungry. *takes another bite out of her semolina*

Roy Batty: (yelling) Hello! I'm here!
Sonora: Hear here! So... whaddaya call an angry witch?

Caw! Caw!
Roy Batty: You don't be givin' Fizzy Schizoid's new bride a foot massage.
Sonora: I don't?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Roy Batty: No?

Roy Batty: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Sonora: And they say animism is dead.

Roy Batty: The latter of course. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, Sonora. Concentrate.
Sonora: Do we really have to start the sequence again if I do not stay with you?
Roy Batty: Not unless it's underground. Let's take a break.

Polaris Funk: So are you a left winger or a right winger?
Sonora: Which one is more light white?
Polaris Funk: Point to a hand.. any hand.
Sonora: *looks at Polaris in awe*

Polaris Funk: Let me give you some good advice.
Sonora: Oh, all right. But just this once. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Polaris Funk: Ok here goes - Never leave home without your cork-screw.
Sonora: Why shouldn't I leave home without my cork-screw?
Polaris Funk: I have no clue.

Polaris Funk: Can we talk about angels?
Sonora: Gee, I dunno... Sounds suspiciously scarlet ta me.
Polaris Funk: But why?
Sonora: Because!

Polaris Funk: Thats as deep as Angelina Jolie's plastic plant.
Sonora: Is it as in vogue as a Graham's pincushion?

Brother Jerome: In the beginning God made the world, and it was round. And he gave it to us and said: 'here, have a ball.'
telex22: Verily, that be him -- and pretty wild he was, too! He took some finishing off, I can tell thou!

Brother Jerome: Dost thou believe in God?
telex22: I think God goeth both ways

Aries: Did you know 40% of McDonalds profits come from the sales of Happy Meals?
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Aries: You did? Wow not many people know that!! Where did you pick up that tibit of info?
Roy Batty: Inglewood.