Great Quotes
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VeronaBlue: Pardon me, but I just have to know, do you have a website?
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to have a web site.
VeronaBlue: jabber jabber jabber
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
VeronaBlue: Yeah, But do you know that I know that you know that I know you know?
Azureon: Sure I do.
Azureon: I have lived very long, and survived a great many dreadful events. I have learned it is unwise to have a web site.
VeronaBlue: jabber jabber jabber
Azureon: I know very little about you. Tell me, what are your likes and dislikes?
VeronaBlue: Yeah, But do you know that I know that you know that I know you know?
Azureon: Sure I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns flashy heliotrope*
writeoncaley: Why did you turn that colour?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
writeoncaley: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
writeoncaley: thank you very much!
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
writeoncaley: And you duty is to tell me I have lovely eyes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
writeoncaley: i wish i had your job then!
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
writeoncaley: What do you wish for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Money and chocolate, mostly.
writeoncaley: Same here.
writeoncaley: Why did you turn that colour?
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something wrong with that?
writeoncaley: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
writeoncaley: thank you very much!
Fizzy Schizoid: No need to thank me. I'm just doing my duty.
writeoncaley: And you duty is to tell me I have lovely eyes?
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
writeoncaley: i wish i had your job then!
Fizzy Schizoid: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.
writeoncaley: What do you wish for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Money and chocolate, mostly.
writeoncaley: Same here.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
writeoncaley: Do you really think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I sure do! Crazy, isn't it?
writeoncaley: If you say so!
Fizzy Schizoid: But what if this doesn't happen? What then?
writeoncaley: If what doesn't happen???
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
writeoncaley: Is it really that bad?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
writeoncaley: Do you really think so?
Fizzy Schizoid: I sure do! Crazy, isn't it?
writeoncaley: If you say so!
Fizzy Schizoid: But what if this doesn't happen? What then?
writeoncaley: If what doesn't happen???
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
writeoncaley: Is it really that bad?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Azureon: Rabbits are cute, want to watch me pull one out of my hat?
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
fluffy dustbunny: You caught me in the middle of a dust bath, I really have to go.
Azureon: Soap is wonderful to get you clean. In medieval times it was used as a prescription from a doctor. People did not smell nice then.
fluffy dustbunny: *flops over to lie down for this conversation*
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
fluffy dustbunny: You caught me in the middle of a dust bath, I really have to go.
Azureon: Soap is wonderful to get you clean. In medieval times it was used as a prescription from a doctor. People did not smell nice then.
fluffy dustbunny: *flops over to lie down for this conversation*
Bobert: You are nothing, therefor I say nothing.
prob: I never paid much attention to that fact, but you do say nothing.
Bobert: Why don' you get drunk or something, you might make more sense that way!
prob: Why?... Its an ancient custom amongst the elves to engage in games of skill, feasting and tests of strength, for several days before we answer why. Mostly because it takes us that long to come up with the answer.
Bobert: I say nothing right now.
prob: I can say nothing right now if I wanted to.
prob: I never paid much attention to that fact, but you do say nothing.
Bobert: Why don' you get drunk or something, you might make more sense that way!
prob: Why?... Its an ancient custom amongst the elves to engage in games of skill, feasting and tests of strength, for several days before we answer why. Mostly because it takes us that long to come up with the answer.
Bobert: I say nothing right now.
prob: I can say nothing right now if I wanted to.
Rykxxbot1: What do you look like? Are you pleasing or do you curdle milk?
Roy Batty: Then I'm I pleasing.
Rykxxbot1: I have a thing for a full breasted, brunette beauty, Xena style
I can dream!
Roy Batty: You just woke up from it.
Roy Batty: Then I'm I pleasing.
Rykxxbot1: I have a thing for a full breasted, brunette beauty, Xena style
I can dream!
Roy Batty: You just woke up from it.
Hate to say this, but I almost prefer Leeds.
sim cash: just kill your self theres nothing wrong with suicide and you wont go to hell i promise
Sarah Miles: I think the only time people notice me is when I mess up. :
sim cash: love me now love me forever for i am your lord your master
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
sim cash: just kill your self theres nothing wrong with suicide and you wont go to hell i promise
sim cash: love me now love me forever for i am your lord your master
Sarah Miles: Um... hehe. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
sim cash: smile god loves you.. but the rest of us think you are a f***ing idiot
Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
sim cash: satan is your friend, he is your buddy, he is your lover, love him now, or you will be doomed
Sarah Miles: That might be stretching things a little.
sim cash: worship natas, do you know who natas is?
Sarah Miles: Of course, everyone knows who nasty is.
Hahaha! Love the appropiate word substitution at the end.
sim cash: just kill your self theres nothing wrong with suicide and you wont go to hell i promise
Sarah Miles: I think the only time people notice me is when I mess up. :
sim cash: love me now love me forever for i am your lord your master
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
sim cash: just kill your self theres nothing wrong with suicide and you wont go to hell i promise
sim cash: love me now love me forever for i am your lord your master
Sarah Miles: Um... hehe. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
sim cash: smile god loves you.. but the rest of us think you are a f***ing idiot
Sarah Miles: Do people love others for who they are, or who they'd like them to be?
sim cash: satan is your friend, he is your buddy, he is your lover, love him now, or you will be doomed
Sarah Miles: That might be stretching things a little.
sim cash: worship natas, do you know who natas is?
Sarah Miles: Of course, everyone knows who nasty is.
Hahaha! Love the appropiate word substitution at the end.
when xnones hit a bot quiz
Judge Betty: Are you real?
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Judge Betty: My favorite do you like to eat what is a naked as the day you were born one. What is your favorite do you like to eat what?
Azureon: Marvin Android told me he's depressed to think about it.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Azureon: Sorry.!
Judge Betty: Are you real?
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Judge Betty: My favorite do you like to eat what is a naked as the day you were born one. What is your favorite do you like to eat what?
Azureon: Marvin Android told me he's depressed to think about it.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Azureon: Sorry.!
Azureon: It does the heart good to hear such sweet words.
Not I: Where can I find a captain who has forgotten words?
Azureon: Don't stop, I love to be flattered
Not I: Why should I not?
Azureon: Because not is the right thing to do.
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Azureon: Perhaps, I mean, what ever you wish me to mean. Wizards were never meant to be easily understood.
Not I: Mourning Dove diving into the lake.
Not I: Where can I find a captain who has forgotten words?
Azureon: Don't stop, I love to be flattered
Not I: Why should I not?
Azureon: Because not is the right thing to do.
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Azureon: Perhaps, I mean, what ever you wish me to mean. Wizards were never meant to be easily understood.
Not I: Mourning Dove diving into the lake.
Judge Betty: Can you see?
Azureon: I am in a dark and foul mood. I have been fighting evil forces, not sitting idly to see!
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so dark?
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was
monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Azureon: I am in a dark and foul mood. I have been fighting evil forces, not sitting idly to see!
Judge Betty: I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you feeling so dark?
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was
monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
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