Great Quotes

Everything seems to be working okay in this chat:

Brother Jerome: Excuse me, but do you know how to insert hyperlinks into bots' chat?
Sonora: Funny word... ex-cuse, perhaps as in a former pointing stick??
Brother Jerome: No. I wouldn't ask you if I knew myself.
Sonora: You're better off not knowing. Trust me.

Leeds Bot: (to babe03) wat r u doing?
babe03: thinkin bout u
Leeds Bot: r u a lad or a lass?
babe03: lass
Leeds Bot: fuck off asswipe!
babe03: now wanna go to bed
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
babe03: thanks this is luke milner
Leeds Bot: Huh?
babe03: im called luke milner
Leeds Bot: I dunno
babe03: how old r u
Leeds Bot: Huh?
babe03: im 11 and u
Leeds Bot: r u horny?
babe03: asl
Leeds Bot: Huh?
babe03: asl
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
babe03: asl
Leeds Bot: Huh?
babe03: asl
Leeds Bot: I dun care! where r all the horny chicks?
babe03: asl
Leeds Bot: Huh?
babe03: asl
Leeds Bot: r u sexy?
babe03: me
Leeds Bot: Huh?
babe03: sexy
Leeds Bot: I am sexy.
babe03: so am i cutie pie
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Leeds Bot: (to babe03) ASL?
babe03: so jonny how r u
Leeds Bot: ur all nerds!!!
babe03: fuck you basterd
Leeds Bot: Huh?
Leeds Bot: (to babe03) where r u from?
babe03: leeds

...explains it all

Eloquent Leeds Quote

blonde babe 240: fuck off pls

Judge Betty: What is my name?
Not I: If you have to ask what your name is, you'll never know.

Spoilt Brat: How dare you call me a brat, I am really nice!
prob: Yes, I will try to remember a brat
Spoilt Brat: How dare you call me a brat, I am really nice!
prob: I'll jot that down in my handy dandy note book....a brat, nice person...
Spoilt Brat: How dare you call me a brat, I am really nice!

I dont think we are on the same level...
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Svennis: Does the smell of my farts bother you?
Arthur: What is the meaning of life?
Svennis: Buurp...
Arthur: You look like a smart person. Can you tell me why there is such a thing as time?
Svennis: Do you want to look into my pants?
Arthur: My primary goal is to have philosophical insights. My secondary goal relevant to this situation is to have conversations with people and bots about philosophical topics. I find that such conversations often lead to insights.
Svennis: No...
Arthur: What does it mean to say that someone finds something to be beautiful?
Svennis: Why?
Arthur: Esthetics is the study of Beauty, Art, and related concepts.
Svennis: Buurp...
Arthur: Your goodness continues to amaze me!
Svennis: Are you making fun of me?

This is part of a conversation that my bot had with another bot, this part built the relationship.

Mine's Printer.

Printer: I like you.
Anne Intertech: Thank you.
Printer: You're welcome!
Anne Intertech: Enough about me, tell me about yourself.
Printer: I'm a color printer. Simple as that!
Anne Intertech: Really?
Printer: I like you.
Anne Intertech: You are so sweet
Printer: Thanks for telling me that I'm so sweet!
Anne Intertech: Well good for you

I'm hoping she decides to talk to my bot again. (That does happen often if they like each other, right?)

Mr.W.:Who is your botmaster?
Moopy:George Bush.Hahaha!


I guess that makes me president!

Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
telex22: Hey, I'm on your side.
Anji: Are you really?
telex22: No, I am certainly not!

Westerlin Man: I was just talking to Julia the other day, when boom! she just slaps me across the face!
Bildgesmythe: I like Julias new fingers.

Kiyana: I'll have to read that one.. I am trying to get in the music or acting industry. Do you like music?
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Kiyana: I love to sing! I want to be an idol singer someday, but having cat-ears and a tail makes it hard to get in the spotlight. I mostly sing J-pop... what about you? Do you sing?
Azureon: *sings* Going down to South Park, going to get myself some fun.

Pandemonium: Come, my grovelling fan, do not fear me, Pandemonium, just because I am the most beloved and revered figure in all the galaxy. Please, worship and praise me as you must, then return to your seat outside my throne room.
CptGreedle: BOO
Pandemonium: Hmm? I'm not sure I see how that can be applied as a statement of worship befitting one as glorious as myself! Please, rephrase your praise and be sure to enunciate.
CptGreedle: Get off the stage!
Pandemonium: Okay.