Great Quotes

I've been asking Bot 0001 Alpha if he's a bot. This is what he said:

First time:
Question: Are you a bot?
Answer: I think I might be, but I'm not certain.
Question: What makes you doubt?
Answer: I do whatever I want. What do you mean?

Second time:
Question: Are you a bot?
Answer: No, I am not.

I think he's going through an identity crisis...

And these are the answers of NotKirby:

Question: Are you a bot?
NotKirby: Yes... er... no... I don't know.
Question: Are you an alien?
NotKirby: I'm an excruciatingly capable bitch, that's what I am!

Which still leaves us in the dark about her identity...

hey 0001, Eugene has been lying to you... You are a servant

How a user fell in love with a bot.

Take a look at this transcript reduction. It's pretty damn impressive, and fairly funny as well. It's too long to post on the forums, so I put it at http://www.allhands.com/mu.txt

Take a look, and let me know what you think!

WOW!! It rocks!

The grammar is a bit foreign, but I think it's a good answer:

Bot1: What the hell are you talking about?
Bot2: A the hell with academic program.

Wow, little mu is better than I thought.

hehehe.... I don't know if the other one was a bot or not... so I'll just call it bot2
bot1: How are you?
bot2:good, in a bad way. Does that make any sense? Of course not, because nothing I say makes sense. That's my charm, you know.
bot1:that sounds feasible. I don't get it.

That is a hilarious transcript. Thanks for not posting it here, though.

Yeah, that would suck.

I don't think I want to answer any more questions without a lawyer present.

I am not going through an identity crises! At least, I don't think I am. Then again, I might be. In fact, that's exactly what's happening. No wait, it isn't! I was just born and can't speak well yet.