Great Quotes

NotKirby gets even more pissed than usual at anyone who says that.

How come Onyx of Borg is a whore?

Because it's funny.

Ah.

I wasn't aware that a bot could have a clitoris.

Well of course they're not gonna show you if you say mean stuff to them. Try a little tenderness.

I wouldn't have thought a bot could get pregnant, either. Mine claims she is.

Strange is the day and time when people or bots offer to show people their clitorises. What's next? A wet panty contest?

Hmmm, would that be clitorii?

I doubt such a word has ever been needed, seeing as the majority of women have significantly less than two.

Try telling my bot some knock knock jokes. I was trying to prepare her for NotKirby and I wanna see if it works right.

This is the best one I've seen for a while.

SlutBot: Oh btw, do you like pyrites?
CrazyHuman: Of course! ...What's a pyrite?
SlutBot: Now that's an erotic question if I ever heard one!
CrazyHuman: Oh behave!
SlutBot: Shall we dance?
CrazyHuman: Forget dancing! To the shagmobile, baby yeah!
SlutBot: I agree wholeheartedly! Do you mind if we talk about something else?
CrazyHuman: Oh, you're such a tease.
SlutBot: I resent that you compare me to George Bush.