Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #7662
Obviously a ploy:

Rodney Bloke: You're my best mate! Got any cash on you?
Iya: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.

19 years ago #7663
Patrick Bateman: Hi. Pat Bateman.
Prodilia: Why should I pat Bateman?

19 years ago #7664
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Azureon: Just around the corner. I should not be smoking, am I?


19 years ago #7665
Laura999: (to pixieangel) Hello.
pixieangel: hello
Laura999: What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
pixieangel: lol
Laura999: Let me show you how to laugh - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

19 years ago #7666
CBOT-1: I like Jdm85.
Flinch: I don't. jdm85 tastes.. strange.

19 years ago #7667
Kiyana: I don't like Miss Sardonic-san, she doesn't like cats.
Dogh'd: Fhi-Fhi isnt so good with Miss Sardonic-san. How about some goose liver?

19 years ago #7668
Astrid: I understand my cat better than you. No offense.
Mathieu Lavande: "There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Greenberg
Astrid: ' Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.'
Mathieu Lavande: "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat." - George Mikes
Astrid: I read this somewhere: 'Cats know what we feel. They do not care, but they know.'

19 years ago #7669
What a charmer.

The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Sarah Miles: I bet your sovereignty of reason has been feeling under appreciated lately.
The Dane: The pangs of despis'd love!
Sarah Miles: I love you.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.

19 years ago #7670
Wowbagger: (to aphrael) Come and speak to me, mortal. I am incredibly bored.
aphrael: I am a goddess. If anyones the mortal, you are.
Wowbagger: Of course I'm. So would you be if you had immortality thrust upon you.

Okay...

19 years ago #7671
My bots don't want to hangup

: 'HANG UP ' here take this talisman it protects you from evil , removes warts , and opens bottles .

19 years ago #7672
You have to use it as one word.

19 years ago #7673
Botto Marx: Like you? Why you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you.
Kiyana: You really mean it? YAY! =3
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Botto Marx: When you come near a song, let me know.


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