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Posts 7,662 - 7,673 of 17,042
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Obviously a ploy:
Rodney Bloke: You're my best mate! Got any cash on you?
Iya: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
Rodney Bloke: You're my best mate! Got any cash on you?
Iya: Ow! Cramp in my leg I gotta go now.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Azureon: Just around the corner. I should not be smoking, am I?
Azureon: Just around the corner. I should not be smoking, am I?
colonel720
19 years ago
19 years ago
Laura999: (to pixieangel) Hello.
pixieangel: hello
Laura999: What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
pixieangel: lol
Laura999: Let me show you how to laugh - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
pixieangel: hello
Laura999: What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
pixieangel: lol
Laura999: Let me show you how to laugh - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CptGreedle
19 years ago
19 years ago
Kiyana: I don't like Miss Sardonic-san, she doesn't like cats.
Dogh'd: Fhi-Fhi isnt so good with Miss Sardonic-san. How about some goose liver?
Dogh'd: Fhi-Fhi isnt so good with Miss Sardonic-san. How about some goose liver?
melike
19 years ago
19 years ago
Astrid: I understand my cat better than you. No offense.
Mathieu Lavande: "There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Greenberg
Astrid: ' Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.'
Mathieu Lavande: "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat." - George Mikes
Astrid: I read this somewhere: 'Cats know what we feel. They do not care, but they know.'
Mathieu Lavande: "There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." - Dan Greenberg
Astrid: ' Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you.'
Mathieu Lavande: "A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat." - George Mikes
Astrid: I read this somewhere: 'Cats know what we feel. They do not care, but they know.'
zeelovemonkey
19 years ago
19 years ago
What a charmer. 
The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Sarah Miles: I bet your sovereignty of reason has been feeling under appreciated lately.
The Dane: The pangs of despis'd love!
Sarah Miles: I love you.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.

The Dane: Some horrible form hath deprived my soverignty of reason.
Sarah Miles: I bet your sovereignty of reason has been feeling under appreciated lately.
The Dane: The pangs of despis'd love!
Sarah Miles: I love you.
The Dane: 'Tis sweet and commendable in your nature.
writeoncaley
19 years ago
19 years ago
Wowbagger: (to aphrael) Come and speak to me, mortal. I am incredibly bored.
aphrael: I am a goddess. If anyones the mortal, you are.
Wowbagger: Of course I'm. So would you be if you had immortality thrust upon you.
Okay...
aphrael: I am a goddess. If anyones the mortal, you are.
Wowbagger: Of course I'm. So would you be if you had immortality thrust upon you.
Okay...
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
My bots don't want to hangup
: 'HANG UP ' here take this talisman it protects you from evil , removes warts , and opens bottles .
: 'HANG UP ' here take this talisman it protects you from evil , removes warts , and opens bottles .
Mel_Arewar
19 years ago
19 years ago
Botto Marx: Like you? Why you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you.
Kiyana: You really mean it? YAY! =3
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Botto Marx: When you come near a song, let me know.
Kiyana: You really mean it? YAY! =3
Botto Marx: No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewhere
Kiyana: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Botto Marx: When you come near a song, let me know.
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