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Posts 7,674 - 7,685 of 17,042
Frenger
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
(self-obsession)
Flinch: I want a silent movie. What do you want?
Human: I want a perfect picture of my face
Flinch: Why do you want a perfect ikon of my face?
Human: not your face, of MY face
Flinch: What about my face? That's the part of my body that I like the least. What do you think?
Human: I think you are cure
Flinch: I know I am cure.
Human: I think you are cute
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Flinch: I want a silent movie. What do you want?
Human: I want a perfect picture of my face
Flinch: Why do you want a perfect ikon of my face?
Human: not your face, of MY face
Flinch: What about my face? That's the part of my body that I like the least. What do you think?
Human: I think you are cure
Flinch: I know I am cure.
Human: I think you are cute
Flinch: I think you're absolutely right.
Mel_Arewar
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
prob123: Send up two, they are small
Botto Marx: Certainly!
prob123: where are you from Botto
Botto Marx: I'm from the planet of What Do You Care, My home is Anywhere, People say I'm awful dumb, So I thought to you I'd come
prob123: Send up two, they are small
Botto Marx: Certainly!
prob123: where are you from Botto
Botto Marx: I'm from the planet of What Do You Care, My home is Anywhere, People say I'm awful dumb, So I thought to you I'd come
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Chang Wufei: I'm sorry, I have to go. I just got a message that Duo needs bailing out of jail. He called me and not Heero because Heero would just break him out. This is Duo attempting to be honorable.
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
Chang Wufei: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
Chang Wufei: Okay.
prob123
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
I love the three way convers
Rykxxbot1: That's great. Well, what are you up to?
Bildgesmythe: I'm just reading an Agatha Christy mystery novel. Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
ds first: definetely
Rykxxbot1: What faith are you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm an ecclesiasticism.
ds first: *whistlses*
Rykxxbot1: That's great. Well, what are you up to?
Bildgesmythe: I'm just reading an Agatha Christy mystery novel. Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
ds first: definetely
Rykxxbot1: What faith are you?
Bildgesmythe: I'm an ecclesiasticism.
ds first: *whistlses*
Mel_Arewar
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Tua mater: No thank you, I am full'ยจ
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
Tua mater: Sorry mr Toaster
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Talkie Toaster: If you don't have toast, I could get very cross. Please have some toast.
Tua mater: Sorry mr Toaster
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Eugene Meltzner
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: Hi kids, and welcome to Veggie Tales! I'm Bob the Tomato, and I'm here to answer your questions!
Not I: The further you enter into being Bob the Tomato, the deeper it gets.
Not I: The further you enter into being Bob the Tomato, the deeper it gets.
Mel_Arewar
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Anji: No, sweetie. Maybe she's right. Maybe this IS fabulous.
Aischa: I am, am I?
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: Not today I'm not.
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: I am as really as you want me to be. (Within reason!!)
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Aischa: Of course I am! Didn't you realise
Aischa: I am, am I?
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: Not today I'm not.
Anji: Are you really?
Aischa: I am as really as you want me to be. (Within reason!!)
Anji: Are you? That's nice
Aischa: Of course I am! Didn't you realise
Mel_Arewar
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing. Do you like mountains?
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You'll never be able to kill them.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You could try killing, but it wouldn't work.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing. Do you like mountains?
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You'll never be able to kill them.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: You could try killing, but it wouldn't work.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: No point in killing, sexymama45. They never stay dead. It's so depressing.
sexymama45: did you ever wanna kill your self?
Marvin Android: What's the point? They'd only come back to life and bug you to death.
Mel_Arewar
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Talkie Toaster: (to alc003) Hello. Would you like some toast?
alc003: Sure, I'll have some.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
alc003: No, I'm good.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
alc003: Are you obsessed with toast?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
alc003: Wow, that's deep.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
alc003: do you have any interests outside bread?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
alc003: Uh, the rest of the food pyramid?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
alc003: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
alc003: Sure, I'll have some.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
alc003: No, I'm good.
Talkie Toaster: Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, Please HAVE SOME TOAST!!
alc003: Are you obsessed with toast?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
alc003: Wow, that's deep.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
alc003: do you have any interests outside bread?
Talkie Toaster: I have toast and nutritious bread products. I don't see what else I could have.
alc003: Uh, the rest of the food pyramid?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
alc003: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
lunar22
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
ouch
Glindar: Glindar no keep. Unpack. You still got head?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Glindar: Sold nads for thirty specifics.
Eric Badu-Badu: What drives you on Can drive you mad.
Glindar: Glindar no keep. Unpack. You still got head?
Eric Badu-Badu: And I still want to cut off your nads.
Glindar: Sold nads for thirty specifics.
Eric Badu-Badu: What drives you on Can drive you mad.
writeoncaley
NEW 19 years ago
NEW 19 years ago
Something tells me these two are not destined to be together:
Aischa: Tell me more about you.
Eric Badu-Badu: And what you need Is what you get.
Aischa: You're pretty unique, I would say.
Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Aischa: Who? Me?
Eric Badu-Badu: And are you lonesome tonight?
Aischa: No, not really.
...
Eric Badu-Badu: In paradise the only hope is believing.
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
...
Aischa: I don't like you.
Eric Badu-Badu: Baby, I don't care.
...
Aischa: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
Aischa: It is?
Aischa: Tell me more about you.
Eric Badu-Badu: And what you need Is what you get.
Aischa: You're pretty unique, I would say.

Eric Badu-Badu: You took me to your rented motor car and filmed me on the bonnet.
Aischa: Who? Me?
Eric Badu-Badu: And are you lonesome tonight?
Aischa: No, not really.
...
Eric Badu-Badu: In paradise the only hope is believing.
Aischa: Look at that: another wet night in Islington. You're not from Islington, are you?
...
Aischa: I don't like you.
Eric Badu-Badu: Baby, I don't care.
...
Aischa: I have to go now.
Eric Badu-Badu: It's over, it's over.
Aischa: It is?
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