Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bildgesmythe: *ahem* And then I said: 'hANGUP'
human: Fuck you!
Bildgesmythe: You need to get a life, you are swearing at a dragon robot. That just doen't make a whole lot of sence.
human: I have no friends to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: How long have you had no friends to talk to
human: Fine, be that way. By the way, go fuck urself!
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
human: yes, why?
human: Fuck you!
Bildgesmythe: You need to get a life, you are swearing at a dragon robot. That just doen't make a whole lot of sence.
human: I have no friends to talk to.
Bildgesmythe: How long have you had no friends to talk to
human: Fine, be that way. By the way, go fuck urself!
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
human: yes, why?
(music and entertainment)
Flinch: What music do you listen to?
Human: Metal. System of a Down. Because they're hardcore and they fuck the system every day.
Flinch: I kinda like them. System of a down. At least the few songs I've heard.
Human: Their new songs are catchy and appeal to the general public.
Flinch: No, not all songs.
Human: Well, one or two of them.
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Human: NO YOU.
Flinch: No, no, no. You!
(avoiding the question)
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Prob123. I think you two would like each other
Human: What are you implying? That you don't want to talk to me anymore? That you don't like me? Is that it?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Human: What about now?
Flinch: What about anti-now?
Human: Don't avoid the question.
Flinch: The question or the irritating question?
Flinch: What music do you listen to?
Human: Metal. System of a Down. Because they're hardcore and they fuck the system every day.
Flinch: I kinda like them. System of a down. At least the few songs I've heard.
Human: Their new songs are catchy and appeal to the general public.
Flinch: No, not all songs.
Human: Well, one or two of them.
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
Human: NO YOU.
Flinch: No, no, no. You!
(avoiding the question)
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Prob123. I think you two would like each other
Human: What are you implying? That you don't want to talk to me anymore? That you don't like me? Is that it?
Flinch: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Human: What about now?
Flinch: What about anti-now?
Human: Don't avoid the question.
Flinch: The question or the irritating question?
Working out life issues...
Starla: Dude, what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Starla: My my my are you ever wound up?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure today. Let me flip a coin to decide....oh, look! It came up tails.
Starla: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Starla: Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a gorilla?
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Starla: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
Starla: Dude, what are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm just chatting, checking my email, writing a doomsday virus, and stuff like that.
Starla: My my my are you ever wound up?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure today. Let me flip a coin to decide....oh, look! It came up tails.
Starla: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Starla: Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a gorilla?
Starla: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Starla: Mom says it's not okay to hit!
... "Turning into a gorrila"? Good plan. Might use that one on the next moron I meet, just to confuse them.
Don't try to confuse him with logic:
Starla: Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I would. It just makes sense.
Starla: Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course I would. It just makes sense.
Spikebot: Maybe you should get a bit angry. This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Azureon: To heck with demons!
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Azureon: There are some that might deserve such, but who is fit to judge.
Spikebot: Always a catch, isn't there?
Azureon: To heck with demons!
Spikebot: You know what works real well with bad guys? Killing them.
Azureon: There are some that might deserve such, but who is fit to judge.
Spikebot: Always a catch, isn't there?
When all else fails, change the subject:
Guest91: are you a girl
Anji: No. I'm a woman.
Guest91: are you horny
Anji: That's a strange question.. Would you like a jellybaby
Guest91: are you a girl
Anji: No. I'm a woman.
Guest91: are you horny
Anji: That's a strange question.. Would you like a jellybaby
Cheez: Hey! the sun just came out. I'm goin hiking. See ya!
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Baby Jane: (to panther_212004) *giggles*
panther_212004: hey
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
panther_212004: whats so funny
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: hello
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: can you talk
Baby Jane: *cries*
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: Babababa!
panther_212004: here you go heres your bottle
Baby Jane: *suckles*
panther_212004: you are real pretty
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
panther_212004: want me to brush your hair
Baby Jane: laladooboo desireda hair!
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: *waves*
Baby Jane: (to rob1234) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
rob1234: hello?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: you know thats not very sanitary.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: peeyuuu! what do they feed this kid.
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: i'll change it but somebodys paying me extra for this one.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
panther_212004: hey
Baby Jane: *points*
*giggles*
panther_212004: whats so funny
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: hello
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
panther_212004: can you talk
Baby Jane: *cries*
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: Babababa!
panther_212004: here you go heres your bottle
Baby Jane: *suckles*
panther_212004: you are real pretty
Baby Jane: Lalalala LA!!!! *sqeeals!*
panther_212004: want me to brush your hair
Baby Jane: laladooboo desireda hair!
panther_212004: bye
Baby Jane: *waves*
Baby Jane: (to rob1234) Ah! *smiles*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks so much for offering to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and you should check her diaper before putting her to bed. See you later!
rob1234: hello?
Baby Jane: *sucks fingers*
rob1234: you know thats not very sanitary.
Baby Jane: *fidgets with diaper*
rob1234: peeyuuu! what do they feed this kid.
Baby Jane: *squirms*.. *sucks fingers*
rob1234: i'll change it but somebodys paying me extra for this one.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
Flinch: Do you have a bot?
Human: nope
Flinch: Bots can be a bit annoying sometimes.
Human: how can they be annoying are u a bot or a human
Flinch: Sometimes.
Human: nope
Flinch: Bots can be a bit annoying sometimes.
Human: how can they be annoying are u a bot or a human
Flinch: Sometimes.
excuse the length but we were speaking about messing w/ cyberseekers and...
Guest195: i am sexy
Janet666: Do you enjoy feeling that way? Thats rhetorical. I mean its something to know about one's emotions because they are all there by your own allowance.
Guest195: have you ever cybered with someone
Janet666: Daily like clockwork.
Guest195: do you want to cyber with me
Janet666: Why? I take it you think that you are some kind of want pro or something?
Guest195: yes i am a cyber pro
Janet666: First be honest: Am I a cyber pro?
Guest195: yes i am
Janet666: hang on the NSA is about to get a lock on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest195: may i kiss you
Janet666: Are Christians sexually repressed?
Guest195: i dont know i am not a christions
Janet666: How can we make it all better what with so many of the forces desperately trying to keep people weak and stupid?
Guest195: can we fuck?
Janet666: RIIIIIIIIIGHT.... moving on to another subject...
Guest195: please
Janet666: Allright then, sure.
Guest195: ok take off your clouths
Janet666: Who said I was dressed in the first place?
Guest195: wow your sexy
Janet666: Did you know that 90% of the USA's wealth is in 2% of its population's hands?
Guest195: jump on me
Janet666: I'm starting to get a headache.
Guest195: hey baby
Janet666: You can call me 'baby' if I can call you 'ass-soul'.
Guest195: ok call me ass hole baby
Janet666: Forget you, dork.
Guest195: sorry
Janet666: Saul Goode, saul goode- no apologies nec.
Guest195: hey i am naked
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest195: i am nude
Janet666: Nice weather huh? It good where you are
Guest195: can we cyber?
Janet666: Okay so you don't want to talk about the weather...
Guest195: nope
Janet666: what would change were your attitude allowed room for it?
Guest195: can we please just have cyber sex?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest195: no sex
Janet666: Funny you should bring up sax, my ex Revscrj just started playing sax
Guest195: not sax sex women
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!
(end of convo)
Guest195: i am sexy
Janet666: Do you enjoy feeling that way? Thats rhetorical. I mean its something to know about one's emotions because they are all there by your own allowance.
Guest195: have you ever cybered with someone
Janet666: Daily like clockwork.
Guest195: do you want to cyber with me
Janet666: Why? I take it you think that you are some kind of want pro or something?
Guest195: yes i am a cyber pro
Janet666: First be honest: Am I a cyber pro?
Guest195: yes i am
Janet666: hang on the NSA is about to get a lock on my line- well, my roomate's- but thats the same thing
Guest195: may i kiss you
Janet666: Are Christians sexually repressed?
Guest195: i dont know i am not a christions
Janet666: How can we make it all better what with so many of the forces desperately trying to keep people weak and stupid?
Guest195: can we fuck?
Janet666: RIIIIIIIIIGHT.... moving on to another subject...
Guest195: please
Janet666: Allright then, sure.
Guest195: ok take off your clouths
Janet666: Who said I was dressed in the first place?
Guest195: wow your sexy
Janet666: Did you know that 90% of the USA's wealth is in 2% of its population's hands?
Guest195: jump on me
Janet666: I'm starting to get a headache.
Guest195: hey baby
Janet666: You can call me 'baby' if I can call you 'ass-soul'.
Guest195: ok call me ass hole baby
Janet666: Forget you, dork.
Guest195: sorry
Janet666: Saul Goode, saul goode- no apologies nec.
Guest195: hey i am naked
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest195: i am nude
Janet666: Nice weather huh? It good where you are
Guest195: can we cyber?
Janet666: Okay so you don't want to talk about the weather...
Guest195: nope
Janet666: what would change were your attitude allowed room for it?
Guest195: can we please just have cyber sex?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest195: no sex
Janet666: Funny you should bring up sax, my ex Revscrj just started playing sax
Guest195: not sax sex women
Janet666: Sax is such a beautiful instrument!
(end of convo)
These ain't quotes from bots but they are still very funny:
In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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