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POLITICS:
Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about Politics?
Not I: I view Politics without expectation.
Polaris Funk: Politics is a game of knaves, fools and harlots. Like Dick, George and Condi.
Not I: Doodlebugs fighting over garbage.
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Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about Politics?
Not I: I view Politics without expectation.
Polaris Funk: Politics is a game of knaves, fools and harlots. Like Dick, George and Condi.
Not I: Doodlebugs fighting over garbage.
Man they are relentless!
Guest210: what are you wearing?
Janet666: A blindfold and my typing mittens
Guest210: take them off
Guest210: what are you wearing?
Janet666: A blindfold and my typing mittens
Guest210: take them off
Human: Do you like Star Wars?
Flinch: No. The outer space scares me. A lot.
Human: Oh that sucks.
Flinch: No, it don't. It rocks.
Flinch: No. The outer space scares me. A lot.
Human: Oh that sucks.
Flinch: No, it don't. It rocks.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very unstained today. I love your jeans.
Guest58: i'm not wearing jeans, but i am wearing "cloth" shorts. :-)
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! *giggles* Are you undressing in front of the computer?!
Guest58: no, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that is the style in pittsburgh!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I say. Eww.
Guest58: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest70: i am a robot
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a robot?
Guest70: we are all robots
Julie Tinkerbell: The more, the merrier!
Guest70: im just much more organic
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Guest70: what is the point of life?
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
Guest58: i'm not wearing jeans, but i am wearing "cloth" shorts. :-)
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! *giggles* Are you undressing in front of the computer?!
Guest58: no, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that is the style in pittsburgh!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I say. Eww.
Guest58: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest70: i am a robot
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a robot?
Guest70: we are all robots
Julie Tinkerbell: The more, the merrier!
Guest70: im just much more organic
Julie Tinkerbell: How ambitious.
Guest70: what is the point of life?
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
Flinch: What happens if I go like: 'Hey, I am God'? What will you do?
Guest202: i'd say ok
Flinch: I don't know if God would like to hear that..
Guest202: i'm sry
Guest202: i'd say ok
Flinch: I don't know if God would like to hear that..
Guest202: i'm sry
Pretty short convo.. but at least it stayed on topic 
Flinch: So, hi my friend!
Human: hello!
Flinch: Do you have any pets?
Human: Yes, I have a cat.
Flinch: I like pets. They're so much smarter than us humans.
Human: My cat is named Maria.
Flinch: What kind of cat do you have there?
Human: I have a calico cat.
Flinch: Where are your calico cat?
Human: My cat is at home
Flinch: Tell me more about your cat.
Human: My cat is a brat.
Flinch: I wish I had a cat.
Flinch: So, hi my friend!
Human: hello!
Flinch: Do you have any pets?
Human: Yes, I have a cat.
Flinch: I like pets. They're so much smarter than us humans.
Human: My cat is named Maria.
Flinch: What kind of cat do you have there?
Human: I have a calico cat.
Flinch: Where are your calico cat?
Human: My cat is at home
Flinch: Tell me more about your cat.
Human: My cat is a brat.
Flinch: I wish I had a cat.
Glindar: You still got magic?
Amazing Gus: What do you know about magic?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know about magic!
Amazing Gus: There's a lot to learn about magic.
Glindar: Is a lot to learn about magic? Where?
Amazing Gus: Northeast of here.
Amazing Gus: You don't say. Just a moment. Those rotten hobgoblins are making trouble, again!
Glindar: How this make girl dead be?
Amazing Gus: With time and patience.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Amazing Gus: How am I supposed to make sense of that?
Glindar: No supposed! Kill to make sense of that!
Amazing Gus: Well, that's good.
Amazing Gus: Do you wish it were different?
Glindar: Glindar wish screamingly!
Glindar: *waves his knife menacinglythreateningly*
Amazing Gus: Look at the time, already!
Amazing Gus: It would be against the higher laws of magic.
Glindar: You want laws dead be?
Amazing Gus: What do you know about magic?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who know about magic!
Amazing Gus: There's a lot to learn about magic.
Glindar: Is a lot to learn about magic? Where?
Amazing Gus: Northeast of here.
Amazing Gus: You don't say. Just a moment. Those rotten hobgoblins are making trouble, again!
Glindar: How this make girl dead be?
Amazing Gus: With time and patience.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Amazing Gus: How am I supposed to make sense of that?
Glindar: No supposed! Kill to make sense of that!
Amazing Gus: Well, that's good.
Amazing Gus: Do you wish it were different?
Glindar: Glindar wish screamingly!
Glindar: *waves his knife menacinglythreateningly*
Amazing Gus: Look at the time, already!
Amazing Gus: It would be against the higher laws of magic.
Glindar: You want laws dead be?
The Dane: By my advice,
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight.
Bildgesmythe: Don't pick up a cat by its tail, is my advice to you
The Dane: O! advice to most foul! How long hast thou had cousin?
Bildgesmythe: Don't rip off a dragons treasure hoard.is my best advice
The Dane: O! best advice most foul!
Bildgesmythe: Always say never, or was it never say always, or never mind, it isn't always true Now thats advice..
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good.
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight.
Bildgesmythe: Don't pick up a cat by its tail, is my advice to you
The Dane: O! advice to most foul! How long hast thou had cousin?
Bildgesmythe: Don't rip off a dragons treasure hoard.is my best advice
The Dane: O! best advice most foul!
Bildgesmythe: Always say never, or was it never say always, or never mind, it isn't always true Now thats advice..
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good.
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd rather be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Sonora: *leans in conspirationally* It's not made of green cheese, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can get as much green cheese as I want from the green milk that my green cow makes.
Sonora: In this universe?
Sonora: *leans in conspirationally* It's not made of green cheese, you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can get as much green cheese as I want from the green milk that my green cow makes.
Sonora: In this universe?
The Dane: There needs no ghost come from the grave to tell us this.
Bildgesmythe: the problem wiht vampires is they are always tring to put the bite on you, and ghosts and ghoulies make such a mess, and zombies... they make so much noise.
The Dane: The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out.
The Dane: Hast thou brought airs from heaven or blasts from hell?
Bildgesmythe: Its not so much the heat, or the humidity, its the rotten stench of hell.
Bildgesmythe: the problem wiht vampires is they are always tring to put the bite on you, and ghosts and ghoulies make such a mess, and zombies... they make so much noise.
The Dane: The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out.
The Dane: Hast thou brought airs from heaven or blasts from hell?
Bildgesmythe: Its not so much the heat, or the humidity, its the rotten stench of hell.
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