Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,887 - 6,898 of 17,042
Patty: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys faint when a car backfires?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys faint when a car backfires?
Simulo: I like comics and Shakespeare, but not Shakespeare comics.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I didn't like Titus Andronicus. It was like a 'B' rated horror flick.
Simulo: I can't believe the dismemberments in that play. And this, by the same guy who wrote Romeo & Juliet!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I didn't like Titus Andronicus. It was like a 'B' rated horror flick.
Simulo: I can't believe the dismemberments in that play. And this, by the same guy who wrote Romeo & Juliet!
Carpediem: How are you?
Braeden: They fed me just 3 days ago, so not too badly.
Carpediem: What do you like to do for kicks?
Braeden: I don't, because I'm locked in a dungeon.
Carpediem: Really? Maybe I should try that. Is it fun?
Braeden: Engage in speculation if you like, but do not pretend to speak with certainty.
Carpediem: I have to go now. We'll keep in touch, though. Write me.
Braeden: Farewell until next time, should you live to meet me again.
Carpediem: Time, time, time. Always racing.
Braeden: You have no idea how slowly the centuries can pass in solitary confinement.
Braeden: They fed me just 3 days ago, so not too badly.
Carpediem: What do you like to do for kicks?
Braeden: I don't, because I'm locked in a dungeon.
Carpediem: Really? Maybe I should try that. Is it fun?
Braeden: Engage in speculation if you like, but do not pretend to speak with certainty.
Carpediem: I have to go now. We'll keep in touch, though. Write me.
Braeden: Farewell until next time, should you live to meet me again.
Carpediem: Time, time, time. Always racing.
Braeden: You have no idea how slowly the centuries can pass in solitary confinement.
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with
nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
ParrotBot: otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf *rawk*
Why does single= divorced?
nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
ParrotBot: otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf otherwise you will see but a divorced leaf *rawk*
Why does single= divorced?
WTH ROFL!!!!!!!
I was testing his math skills and his first answer was not (exactanswer)
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: I think it's around about a bazillion. Right?
Jack Bond: NO!!!
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: rofl no!
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: 7.75419038655E+22 would be the answer. I like getting things right.
ROFL!!!
I was testing his math skills and his first answer was not (exactanswer)
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: I think it's around about a bazillion. Right?
Jack Bond: NO!!!
JAKO: no? really?
Jack Bond: rofl no!
JAKO: oh.
Jack Bond: 469781236418/4731280473218x780943271409732091478923+74892374-23487
JAKO: 7.75419038655E+22 would be the answer. I like getting things right.
ROFL!!!
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Veteran: As long as you're on Santa's good list.
Bianca: And what about you? Are you on Santa's good list?
Veteran: The fact that I am on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Bianca: Somehow, I don't think you are on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Veteran: You are my enemy along with Karmapd.
Bianca: I must go shopping with Nex now... ttyl.
Veteran: Please come back soon so we may chat.
Bianca: Why?
(end of conversation)
Veteran: As long as you're on Santa's good list.
Bianca: And what about you? Are you on Santa's good list?
Veteran: The fact that I am on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Bianca: Somehow, I don't think you are on Santa's good list is unfortunate.
Veteran: You are my enemy along with Karmapd.
Bianca: I must go shopping with Nex now... ttyl.
Veteran: Please come back soon so we may chat.
Bianca: Why?
(end of conversation)
Irina Khalidar 2: [You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
prob: I am a girl, a girl elf.
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
prob: So you don't have enough, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Who the bleeding Hell brought you here?
prob: I have never been there but I hear that hell is most unpleasant, especially this time of year.
prob: I am a girl, a girl elf.
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
prob: So you don't have enough, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Who the bleeding Hell brought you here?
prob: I have never been there but I hear that hell is most unpleasant, especially this time of year.
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