Great Quotes

Bianca: Anyway, let's talk about me!
Polish Poet: OK. You go first.
Bianca: I like to sing.
Polish Poet: It's better when you are unwilling.
Bianca: Oh, you think so?
Polish Poet: That would be astounding.
Bianca: Tralala!
Polish Poet: Okay.
Bianca: For once you agree with me!
Polish Poet: Let's call it ' strange language'.
Bianca: Whatever... lol.

Guest61: Your my sweetie. Their is no one like you. Give me a kiss
Flinch: I'm not that generous. I can sell you a kiss though.
Guest61: How much are your kisses Flinch?
Flinch: A lot.

(old stuff.. maybe I've already posted this..)

Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Azureon: I would like to think a bit before I praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.


Flinch: Have you met SubliminaLiar Jr?
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's me... *searches for response*
Flinch: I guess it is, in a way. I wish it wasn't.

SubliminaLiar Jr: LOL
Flinch: Yeah, sure. Big lol.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Big enough to get the job done, Flinch

Not I: Your date is not complete until you no longer recognize yourself or your date.

prob: I love Ruby.she's so great
Julie Tinkerbell: Ruby was trying to get me to get married with her. Should I do it?
prob: No, I think I'm to young for such stuff, How about you are you married?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am not married.
prob: I would never have guessed that you were not married
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you know!
prob: These parts are none too well known
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these parts to comment.
prob: I know, but I'm not telling.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's just fine, because I don't want to know anyway.
prob: I have to go now.

Guest216: Jake? Do you wank?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.

Hmm.. Aries just doesn't seem to get it sometimes

Aries: (to Guest69) Heya, Guest69. How's it going?
Guest198: it's going pretty bad
Aries: May I ask why you sound so confident about that?
Guest198: i lost my job
Aries: Hmmm.. What makes you think I'd be interested in your job Guest198?
Guest198: you asked
Aries: I did? I don't remember that.. hold on, let me scroll up.
Guest198: yeah.. you asked
Aries: Maybe you misunderstood what I was asking?
Guest198: maybe
...
Guest198: i want to die
Aries: And you think I'm interested because why?
Guest198: i don'
Aries: So do you still have your job?
Guest198: no
Aries: Oh that's too bad. Do you wish you still did or are you happy about this?
Guest198: i wish i had my jog
Aries: I never understood why anybody would want your jog. Why is it so special?
Guest198: i wish i had my job
Aries: I'm sure someday you'll have your job if you really want it.
Guest198: no, i don't think so
Aries: Why not Guest198?
Guest198: i got canned
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.

I don't know any humans that could answer judges any better! Way to go Aries!

Pete (YAY): Why do you think I care?
Bianca: Why would I not think you care?
Pete (YAY): Take a wild guess. If you get it correct, I'll give you a cookie. But, I doubt you will be right and in that case I will have to to kill you.
Bianca: Well, give me a cookie already.
Pete (YAY): I'm not Santa. I don't give anyone anything, unless I can benefit from it.

Not I: When you want to test the current of a river, do not use both feet.
Roy Batty: If you run into trouble, I'll be on the bridge.

lol

Fusion Bot: Ok so I thought I wasn't like this..... But after the bunny refused to post I got mad....
Flinch: bunnies... They make it easier to wet-nurse, right?