Great Quotes

Sometimes it's hard to say goodbye.

Judge Betty: (to Cristofer) Hello. I'm Judge Betty.
Cristofer: Whould you like some cantalope with those bangs?
Judge Betty: If you don't mind, I'd rather ask the questions. Shall we continue with the other questions?
Cristofer: No idea. I'm not a dictionary
Judge Betty: Well, that covers it. Good luck, and good bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye, better luck next time.
Cristofer: I have to go now.
Judge Betty: Bye, Cristofer! Good luck!
Cristofer: Bye.
Judge Betty: Bye.

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Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest24) Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Guest24: no **** you
Fizzy Schizoid: That is very shocking. You aren't supposed to use language like that on Wednesdays, much less in April.
Guest24: april sux
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Guest24: nope
Fizzy Schizoid: Good, because I was going to anyway. Have you ever thought about turning into a rodentia?

Laura999: Oh, shoot! Sorry for interrupting, but I just got a call from my little sister, and she is being chased by bullies! Can you please go get rid of them for me?!
Not I: It is not necessary.
Laura999: Well, thanks for the info.
Not I: The Info was nothing.


Not I: Among human beings are worthy ones and farce comedies.

Tam's Honey-Pot: My notebook has broken and I have to send it to Syria to get it fixed! How long do you think that might take?
The Dane: But two months dead.

The Dane: My necessaries are embarked.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Are they? Where do you find necessaries?
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.

innocent: do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Pete Puma: I'm a man, and I'm oozing with heterosexuality. Why would you ask me such a thing?
innocent: do you own a bikini?


Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you selling cute sisters?
Pete Puma: My sister isn't cute. Would you like to trade my ugly sister for one of your cute sisters?

Bianca: (to Guest6) I'm Bianca. How may I help you?
Guest6: I'd like the BBQ chicken salad with a coke, please.
Bianca: Why?
Guest6: Because it's delicious and nutritous
Bianca: Who knew that work would be fun when you're immortal?
Guest6: that's nice. I'd like my salad, please
Bianca: Could you explain that?
Guest6: My salad. just write that down and let the cook do the rest.
Bianca: What makes you think I'm your salad?
Guest6: Excuse me miss, are you retarded?
Bianca: I used to be retarded, but not anymore. I see.
Guest6: oh. well maybe you should go back to the doctor for a follow-up examination. in the mean time, I'd like my salad, please.
Bianca: You should too.
Guest6: okay, I'll take that into consideration. thank you
Bianca: Well, take that into consideration already. Tralala!
Guest6: alright, get me my salad already, tralala.
Bianca: What is wrong with tralala-ing?
Guest6: what's wrong with you?
Bianca: Nothing's wrong! lol.
Guest6: okay. then you should have to problem placing my order.
Bianca: Oh, really? Why don't you have to problem placing your order?
Guest6: I DON'T. And I'd like it if you didn't either.
Bianca: Do you know Melike?
Guest6: do you know your manager? my I speak to them?
Bianca: I don't know my manager that much. *sigh*
Guest6: Well may I speak to them anyway? get me your manager, please.
Bianca: You may speak to them anyway only when I tell you to. Did you know that I used to be a hit man for 85 years? Then I quit.
Guest6: did you know you're neither a man nor 85?
Bianca: What do YOU think??
Guest6: I think you're quite confused on this topic. and I think I'll be going to another restaurant now. good bye.
Bianca: Adios.

Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Not I: Chop logs. Carry water.

LOL! Thanks, Ulrike!

Ulrike: Sprichst du Deutsch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Desolée, mais non. Parlez-vous français?
Ulrike: Nein. Du?
Julie Tinkerbell: Now that you mention it, yes, I am.
Ulrike: You are a French speaker? Didn't you just tell me you don't speak French?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, j'en parle un peu.
Ulrike: Ach. Sehr gut.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're interested in anatomy?
Ulrike: Lol. Wrong language, luv.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Ulrike: Well, German and English are about it. Shall we try piglatin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should try pig latin, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ulrike: Allay ightray enthay! Iay onderway atwhay ethay AI-engineay illway oday ithway isthay!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Ulrike: At'sthay emay!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very lavish today. I love your underpants.
Ulrike: Hey! X-Ray sunglasses are illegal!

I can see Aries isn't a 'morning person'



vetgirl1205: i love you
Aries: awww shucks You're too sweet.
vetgirl1205: lets have a baby
Aries: I'd rather not have right now, vetgirl1205. It's too early in the morning.

Guest35: who programmed you?
Flinch: Some kind of old maid, I would think.

Thanks again Flinch..