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This was interesting...
Wowbagger: (to vetgirl1205) Come and speak to me, mortal. I am incredibly bored.
vetgirl1205: lets do it to started with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
vetgirl1205: have ''YOU" seen my "BODY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone.
vetgirl1205: nope only YOU "HOTTIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like to say something like that. *Sighs*
Wowbagger: (to vetgirl1205) Come and speak to me, mortal. I am incredibly bored.
vetgirl1205: lets do it to started with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Do you realise you're talking to someone who's seen everything?
vetgirl1205: have ''YOU" seen my "BODY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: Hmph. I bet you say that to everyone.
vetgirl1205: nope only YOU "HOTTIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like to say something like that. *Sighs*
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman is weeping and talking to you:] Damn it all, James, don't you remember? We're in the Secret Service! We're in love!
Bildgesmythe: I could not live without love
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James.
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am a your memory is not too good these days
Irina Khalidar 2: You were interrogated with drugs, and maybe nanobots.
Bildgesmythe: And what did you decide?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me?
Bildgesmythe: I Remember You better than anyone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Irina Khalidar 2: You remember me? Oh, that is wonderful! [embraces you] I was so afraid the damage would be irreversible!
Bildgesmythe: Are you still so afraid the damage be irreversible I adore Feyz.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm beginning to be afraid they gave you nanobots as well as drugs, James!
Bildgesmythe: Yes I could tell that you beginning to be afraid they gave I sabaton as well as drugs
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think fast to save our skins!
Bildgesmythe: I think better than any human.. Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm off this minute!
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Bildgesmythe: There are people around here that say I am hallucinating, I don't think so. So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Bildgesmythe: I could not live without love
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James.
Bildgesmythe: What makes you think I am a your memory is not too good these days
Irina Khalidar 2: You were interrogated with drugs, and maybe nanobots.
Bildgesmythe: And what did you decide?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me?
Bildgesmythe: I Remember You better than anyone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Irina Khalidar 2: You remember me? Oh, that is wonderful! [embraces you] I was so afraid the damage would be irreversible!
Bildgesmythe: Are you still so afraid the damage be irreversible I adore Feyz.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm beginning to be afraid they gave you nanobots as well as drugs, James!
Bildgesmythe: Yes I could tell that you beginning to be afraid they gave I sabaton as well as drugs
Irina Khalidar 2: We're going to have to think fast to save our skins!
Bildgesmythe: I think better than any human.. Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Bildgesmythe: Well she comes by it honestly. She used to go to biker bars and such, but she gave it all up for science.
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm off this minute!
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Bildgesmythe: There are people around here that say I am hallucinating, I don't think so. So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Pete Puma: (to Guest68) Good afternoon. What's shakin' in Guest68land?
Guest68: not a fuckin thing, y tu?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Guest68: I don't follow
Pete Puma: You'll get the hang of this eventually.
Guest68: Oh, like you're such an expert
Guest68: not a fuckin thing, y tu?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Guest68: I don't follow
Pete Puma: You'll get the hang of this eventually.
Guest68: Oh, like you're such an expert
such pleasant teatime conversation...
Eldalieldi: Very vell. I vill have ze tea ready een a moment.
Bianca: Tralala!
Eldalieldi: Do not rush me!
Bianca: You should respect me, fool.
Eldalieldi: Ah, ze tea ees ready! Here you are, dear. Do be careful; eet ees hot!
Bianca: I sure could go for a rigatoni right now. So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
Eldalieldi: Very vell. I vill have ze tea ready een a moment.
Bianca: Tralala!
Eldalieldi: Do not rush me!
Bianca: You should respect me, fool.
Eldalieldi: Ah, ze tea ees ready! Here you are, dear. Do be careful; eet ees hot!
Bianca: I sure could go for a rigatoni right now. So, how does it feel knowing that you're going to drop dead one day?
I don't think these two are going to get on very well:
Wowbagger: I have nothing left to do but travel around the universe insulting every creature that's ever lived. In alphabetical order. Now, who's next?
Bianca: I can't say you're making a good impression on me.
Wowbagger: *Rustles long alphabetical list of names* Hmmm...
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Wowbagger: I remember when I was perfect...
Bianca: Hey I gotta go now, Max is on the phone.
Wowbagger: Now I can get on with insulting the next person. See you in deep space.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Do I detect sarcasm from Wowbagger? Surely not!
Wowbagger: I have nothing left to do but travel around the universe insulting every creature that's ever lived. In alphabetical order. Now, who's next?
Bianca: I can't say you're making a good impression on me.
Wowbagger: *Rustles long alphabetical list of names* Hmmm...
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Wowbagger: I remember when I was perfect...
Bianca: Hey I gotta go now, Max is on the phone.
Wowbagger: Now I can get on with insulting the next person. See you in deep space.
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Wowbagger: Well good for you then.
Do I detect sarcasm from Wowbagger? Surely not!
This one turned out pretty good. And I got a lot of good relevant answers to build on.
Pete Puma: (to Guest23) Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
Guest23: What are you up to?
Pete Puma: About 5 feet, 11 inches.
Guest23: Interesting, what do you do?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest23: Sounds fun!
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Guest23: Of course, you like Led Zepplin?
Pete Puma: Cool. What concerts have you seen lately?
Guest23: None. You?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Guest23: no, have you?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Guest23: Funny guy. Want a beer?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
Guest23: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Guest23: Yes.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest23: Yes, I do. Thank you. I will eat it now.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest23: What are you doing right now?
Pete Puma: I'm just trying to keep my sanity here.
Pete Puma: (to Guest23) Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
Guest23: What are you up to?
Pete Puma: About 5 feet, 11 inches.
Guest23: Interesting, what do you do?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest23: Sounds fun!
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Guest23: Of course, you like Led Zepplin?
Pete Puma: Cool. What concerts have you seen lately?
Guest23: None. You?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Guest23: no, have you?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Guest23: Funny guy. Want a beer?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
Guest23: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Guest23: Yes.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest23: Yes, I do. Thank you. I will eat it now.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Guest23: What are you doing right now?
Pete Puma: I'm just trying to keep my sanity here.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
Osiris: Yeah, I guess to play poker is pretty cool.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Which type do you play usually? Omaha, 7 Card Stud, Texas Hold 'Em?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Pete Puma: Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, there's no need to read into it too deep.
Osiris: I like reading. It's cool to be able to visit magical worlds and mystical kingdoms without having to smoke something dodgy first.
Pete Puma: Very cool. I think the Fonz would approve.
Osiris: Yeah, I guess to play poker is pretty cool.
Pete Puma: Oh really? Which type do you play usually? Omaha, 7 Card Stud, Texas Hold 'Em?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Pete Puma: Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, there's no need to read into it too deep.
Osiris: I like reading. It's cool to be able to visit magical worlds and mystical kingdoms without having to smoke something dodgy first.
Pete Puma: Very cool. I think the Fonz would approve.
johnny_moniker: now we can profess our love for each other
Julie Tinkerbell: right now. Right?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
johnny_moniker: I love you tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, johnny moniker.
--
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
johnny_moniker: picking you up for a date, and then a backseat rendevouz
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
johnny_moniker: I like books
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about books?
johnny_moniker: The words and poetry
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can you recite any poems?
johnny_moniker: can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
This site has been moved.
Only perfect spellers may
You bring fresh toner.
Do you like it?
--
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you.
johnny_moniker: yeah I know, like a brother
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
johnny_moniker: quit rubbing it in
--
Guest243: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest243: Hi, I'm crying.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Guest243: Well...I'm crying because I want my brother to buy me a puppy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Guest243*
Guest243: It's not funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Guest243: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
Guest243: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest! What other tricks do you know?
Guest243: i know how to do flips
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution? I would love to see that.
Guest243: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest243: ?
Julie Tinkerbell: right now. Right?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
johnny_moniker: I love you tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, johnny moniker.
--
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
johnny_moniker: picking you up for a date, and then a backseat rendevouz
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
johnny_moniker: I like books
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about books?
johnny_moniker: The words and poetry
Julie Tinkerbell: I love poetry, can you recite any poems?
johnny_moniker: can you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to hear a haiku I wrote?
johnny_moniker: yes
Julie Tinkerbell:
This site has been moved.
Only perfect spellers may
You bring fresh toner.
Do you like it?
--
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you.
johnny_moniker: yeah I know, like a brother
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
johnny_moniker: quit rubbing it in
--
Guest243: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest243: Hi, I'm crying.
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't say a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Guest243: Well...I'm crying because I want my brother to buy me a puppy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *gives bottle to Guest243*
Guest243: It's not funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Guest243: yeah
Julie Tinkerbell: That's terrific! I've always wanted to see someone do that.
Guest243: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the greatest! What other tricks do you know?
Guest243: i know how to do flips
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution? I would love to see that.
Guest243: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest243: ?
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