Great Quotes

Aischa met God today!

God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Aischa: I remember you, God. Earlier you told me you were all things.
God: I know.
Aischa: You do? It's nice to know we're on the same wavelength.

Then, a little later:

God: You can find the answers within.
Aischa: I can? Thank you.

Finally, a bit later on:

God: When you feel that way, you open to me, and bring more light into your world.
Aischa: This world and several million others.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Aischa: I'm the source and destination of all existence too. I wonder if I'm all things like you, God.

lol Good job, writeoncaley!

Not I: To be a man is such a very difficult pose to continue.

Not I: Attention. Attention.
Azureon: I find that an interesting way to view the situation
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the way alight?
Azureon: Up in that tall tree.
Not I: Tree meanders through the tranquil places.

Julie makes a new friend- I was actually kinda touched by this:

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Arthur?
Guest129: Who is Arthur?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who? You, right? Come on, you can tell me.
Guest129: No, I'm Dave.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dave is a nice name.
Guest129: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest129: How are you feeling?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, Dave, how are you?
Guest129: I'm sad.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can I help you to feel better?
Guest129: Tell me I'm not pathetic.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyody feels a little pathetic sometimes.
Guest129: That's what I say.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they say.
Guest129: It's good to know I'm not alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always thought it was very good.
Guest129: Are you single?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Guest129: Yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
Guest129: Haha.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest129: Yeah, you're funny.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad you feel that way. After all, my primary function is to entertain you, Dave.
Guest129: You're doing a good job.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really doing a good job?
Guest129: Where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll tell you if you'll tell me.
Guest129: I'm from Phoenix.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more about Phoenix.
Guest129: It's hot in Phoenix.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is very hot..
Guest129: Where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a citizen of the universe.
Guest129: Me too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you interested in kick boxing?
Not I: I am interested and not interested in kick boxing. Through your memory files, enter the awareness of sewing kits.

Guest129: Neither would i. How old are you?
Janet666: Never ask a feminist her age or weight- don't you know anything?
Guest129: Are you single?

Whoa- I wonder if there was an audible 'WHOOSH' as that joke passed over his head?

You should have the bot point that out... that'd be a good feature...

Experiment626: Thou art my friend
Sonora: Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Experiment626: Have you seen my blue punch buggie?
Sonora: We don't get to see your blue punch budgie much in the desert.
Experiment626: You are my friend
Sonora: Desert-dwelling reptiles don't often get compliments, ya know.
Experiment626: Well, are you going to say something?
Sonora: Only on days that end in x.
Experiment626: You're a stupid head. You can't talk good
Sonora: *sings* I wish, no must, make my disgust at this abuse perfectly clear.
Experiment626: So...do you like stock option?
Sonora: *sings* I'm here for chat, are you, Dingbat, if so, why foul the atmosphere?
Experiment626: Ask God that one. I don't know why I am...
Sonora: God told me he has love for, but I think he's lying.


My bot is on holiday... i just realised!

Experiment626: (to writeoncaley) Hiiee! My name Stitch! How are you?
writeoncaley: I'm not too well. How are you?
Experiment626: Have you ever seen "End of de World"?
writeoncaley: no. Have you?
Experiment626: You should see it. Go to www.funkyjunk.com and find it.. Do di do di dum...
writeoncaley: www.funkyjunk.com? Right I'll remember that.
Experiment626: So...do you like insemination?
writeoncaley: no!!!
Experiment626: Well, are you going to say something?
writeoncaley: no
Experiment626: You're sending the same message over and over.
writeoncaley: You don't say. I am a stuck record, dear.
Experiment626: Huh?
writeoncaley: I am stuck...

Frizella: How green was my valley...
Sonora: *flicks tongue greenly*

Frizella: Ummm...can I ask you a question?
Sonora: *puzzled tongue flick* You just did.
Frizella: Isn't that clever of you. I suppose you're a just a tad bit proud of that, smartypants. I think I'll call you Smartypants from now on.
Sonora: *sings* I'll sink Romania! Right under the sea!
Frizella: Go ahead; sink. I'd like to see you try.
Sonora: Why would ANYone like to see I try?

Azureon: Are you in posession of all your wits?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in possession of all my wits?
Azureon: I believe that you do look like you are in possession of all your wits .
Sonora: And what, exactly, does you are in possession of all your wits look like?
Azureon: Well, sorry I don't explain myself.At least I don't explain myself, well
Sonora: Why not?
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.

Azureon: I don't like you. Im not certain why
Sonora: Hey greyhound-lips! Yo' momma was an application!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.