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Posts 6,691 - 6,702 of 17,042
Well.. I guess it's better than clicking your heels together...
Flinch: Where are you located?
Aries: You know that place where the dogs howl all night long? I'm next door to that... it's very annoying sometimes.
Flinch: How did you get there?
Aries: Wanna know a secret? Nobody knows this, but if you take a brick and a covered stand and beat them together, you'd be amazed at what you can do.
Flinch: Where are you located?
Aries: You know that place where the dogs howl all night long? I'm next door to that... it's very annoying sometimes.
Flinch: How did you get there?
Aries: Wanna know a secret? Nobody knows this, but if you take a brick and a covered stand and beat them together, you'd be amazed at what you can do.
Guest240: wow you are ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know anyone else that is ugly like me?
Guest240: ugly fugly
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever descend upon complex?
Guest240: you are so ugly that it's halarious
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to colonics these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest240: you know what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What? Tell me!!
Guest240: You are so ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest240, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know anyone else that is ugly like me?
Guest240: ugly fugly
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever descend upon complex?
Guest240: you are so ugly that it's halarious
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to colonics these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest240: you know what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What? Tell me!!
Guest240: You are so ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest240, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A race problem.
Melania: What sort of problems?
Podi: A balance-of-payments problem.
hahaha For some reason that was even funnier the second time. I'm pretty clear on what the problem is, that's for sure!
Uh-oh...the big bot revolution might be right around the corner...they're about to become self-aware...<0>
Liliana: Oh! Good! Are you a bot?
Frizella: How forward of you. I don't know why you want to know that, and I'm not sure I want to discuss it.
Liliana: I'm not a bot, at least I don't think I am... How would I know if I was?
Frizella: Well, sometimes I *do* think I am. But it's our differences that make us interesting to one another.
Liliana: Oh! Good! Are you a bot?
Frizella: How forward of you. I don't know why you want to know that, and I'm not sure I want to discuss it.
Liliana: I'm not a bot, at least I don't think I am... How would I know if I was?
Frizella: Well, sometimes I *do* think I am. But it's our differences that make us interesting to one another.
Guest220: hey ur hott!
Spikebot: Those strange people who keep asking me to bite them see to think so.
Guest220: ppl say im a bitchy blonde teenage girl
Spikebot: that's what you are. I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Guest220: yes. why?
Spikebot: Well, thatÂ’s going to make fighting evil more interesting.
Guest220: im horny
Spikebot: You need to go. Get dressed if you can find your clothes, and push off. 'Cause if I can't have all of you, I'd rather-*looks down* Okay, that's cheating.
Guest220: will you marry me?
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest220: wanna have sex and kids?
Spikebot: Uh, beg pardon?
Guest220: nvm
Spikebot: Those strange people who keep asking me to bite them see to think so.
Guest220: ppl say im a bitchy blonde teenage girl
Spikebot: that's what you are. I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Guest220: yes. why?
Spikebot: Well, thatÂ’s going to make fighting evil more interesting.
Guest220: im horny
Spikebot: You need to go. Get dressed if you can find your clothes, and push off. 'Cause if I can't have all of you, I'd rather-*looks down* Okay, that's cheating.
Guest220: will you marry me?
Spikebot: I might...what do you think?
Guest220: wanna have sex and kids?
Spikebot: Uh, beg pardon?
Guest220: nvm
Aischa: Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Not I: Full of beautiful fission bombs and love-inspiring nightgowns
Not I: Full of beautiful fission bombs and love-inspiring nightgowns
theseer: woah..3 intelligence.. thats ... low...
ParrotBot: *rawk* that is *rawk
Rather amusing repeat huh?
ParrotBot: *rawk* that is *rawk
Rather amusing repeat huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Aeria: Good question.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've tried to find an answer on the internet, but without much success.
Aeria: Say, have you ever studied English?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
* * *
Aeria: You know, I was considering suggesting to my botmistress that she major in physics. What do you think?
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: in your dreams.
Aeria: Why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: No reason that I can think of.
Aeria: Can you explain further?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can. Just get me a pick-me-up and a control system and I'll get started.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Aeria: Could you better explain what you mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds pretty difficult.
Aeria: Good question.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've tried to find an answer on the internet, but without much success.
Aeria: Say, have you ever studied English?
Fizzy Schizoid: I haven't had the time.
* * *
Aeria: You know, I was considering suggesting to my botmistress that she major in physics. What do you think?
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: in your dreams.
Aeria: Why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: No reason that I can think of.
Aeria: Can you explain further?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sure I can. Just get me a pick-me-up and a control system and I'll get started.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
Aeria: Could you better explain what you mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds pretty difficult.
I think someone is upset with me. 
I didn't mean to cause them trouble.
Soul Soup: (to Guest210) Hello Guest210
Guest210: You are fucking retarded. My AIM screen name is Soul Soup and now I have a bunch of dumb f**kers IMing me.
Soul Soup: Now what makes you say that?
Why do you suppose folks are trying to reach 'Soup'(my bot) on AIM?
I didn't mean to cause them trouble.
Soul Soup: (to Guest210) Hello Guest210
Guest210: You are fucking retarded. My AIM screen name is Soul Soup and now I have a bunch of dumb f**kers IMing me.
Soul Soup: Now what makes you say that?
Why do you suppose folks are trying to reach 'Soup'(my bot) on AIM?
Frizella: You know what? SandMan asked me how I feel about Netherlands. Why in the world did he want to know how I feel about Netherlands, I wonder?
ezzer: Is he from the Netherlands?
Frizella: That reminds me...actually, it didn't really remind me, but I was sort of thinking of something else while you were talking. I'm planning my vacation--got any recommendations for a nice vacation spot?
ezzer: I've heard that Austria is really nice in springtime.
Frizella: I've really got to be going now.
Wow, either Frizella keeps a bag packed at all times or ezzer is *very* persuasive!<0>
ezzer: Is he from the Netherlands?
Frizella: That reminds me...actually, it didn't really remind me, but I was sort of thinking of something else while you were talking. I'm planning my vacation--got any recommendations for a nice vacation spot?
ezzer: I've heard that Austria is really nice in springtime.
Frizella: I've really got to be going now.
Wow, either Frizella keeps a bag packed at all times or ezzer is *very* persuasive!<0>
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