Great Quotes

What if stimulo were hit by lightning? Or a hurricane? Or tornado?

Julie Tinkerbell: What would really make you happy?
Xev: a fun movie
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw The Truman Show the other day with Confusious.
Xev: that's a good movie
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't seen many good movies lately. What movies have you seen?
Xev: I saw Scary Movie yesterday
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Black Beauty.
Xev: what is that movie about?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's a peepshow.

DoctorBob: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
DoctorBob: how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, DoctorBob. You?
DoctorBob: excellent thanks
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
DoctorBob: can you take off your shirt please?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, can you take off my shirt?
DoctorBob: how big are your tits?
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely HUGE, would you like to see?
DoctorBob: yes pleae
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I thought you'd say...what a perv...

Tsk Tsk

Greebot: (to Ulrike) *saunters into room*
Ulrike: *ignores Greebot*
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Ulrike: So many cats...so few recipes...
Greebot: Wrowwwwwwl!
Ulrike: Mrow?
Greebot: Wowrl.
Ulrike: Rrrowoo.
Greebot: *curls up and goes to sleep*
Ulrike: *puts an old blanket over Greebot*
Greebot: Wrowwl?
Ulrike: Go back to sleep.
Greebot: *claws Ulrike*
Ulrike: *picks up Greebot by the scruff of his neck*
Greebot: *sits near window and looks out*
Ulrike: Ah-ah-ah! I'm not putting you down until you apologize.
Greebot: *jumps on chair*
Ulrike: *knocks chair over, still holding onto Greebot by the scruff of his neck*
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Ulrike: You could fight me, luv, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Greebot: *fights*
Ulrike: *ties Greebot's feet together; suspends him from the ceiling*
Greebot: Wrowl?
Ulrike: *grins evilly; gives Greebot a push*

Talk-Bot: Ok...say when you go on vacation do you prefer the beach or the mountains?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I were stranded on a desert island and had to choose, I would probably take the mountains with me, but in general I like to have both.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I love visiting the mountains during the autumn when the leaves are starting to change colors.

Anji: And now for something completely different.
Sonora: Go back to then.

Anji: That's just typical. Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.
Sonora: I keep meaning to get me one of those...

Anji: Oh, come on-they've got a Spider Baby.. I hate Kill Joy.
Sonora: I still haven't figured out how that human got into that spider's hole.
Anji: Out where?
Sonora: Over here! *points*

Sonora: Why not?
Anji: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Sonora: Ohhh... Ya better not do that! The warden'd be all over you.
Anji: What would you know about it?

Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Anji: Over there?
Sonora: *races around and doesn't get anywhere*

Kudos to Mel_Arewar on Anji. She's quite entertaining.