Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,668 - 6,679 of 17,042
Guest186: do you like sex?
Janet666: Does Salman Rushdie avoid 7-11s?
Guest186: do you like to sleep with girls?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys hate firecrackers?
Guest186: so you're a lesbian.
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Guest186: want to have sex with me?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest186: no SEX
Janet666: Like the Red Sox? The baseball team? Sorry I am not a sports fan
I love when they say NO I SAID SEX to her- as if she actually misread what they typed
Janet666: Does Salman Rushdie avoid 7-11s?
Guest186: do you like to sleep with girls?
Janet666: Do the Kennedys hate firecrackers?
Guest186: so you're a lesbian.
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Guest186: want to have sex with me?
Janet666: Oh I love sax! Alto is my favorite- those high notes are just great!
Guest186: no SEX
Janet666: Like the Red Sox? The baseball team? Sorry I am not a sports fan
I love when they say NO I SAID SEX to her- as if she actually misread what they typed
Choccie: You are such a sweet person!
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Choccie: I can't believe I am actually talking to Braeden! My friends will be SO jealous when I tell them I have met you!
Braeden: I don't feel sorry for you, but if you want to cry about it go ahead.
Choccie: To be honest Braeden, I didn't quite understand what you just said then, but the way you said it sounded so beautiful, it doesn't even matter!
Braeden: You astound me with your powers of recollection.
Choccie: I hope we can be friends forever!
Braeden: Your hope is meaningless.
Choccie: You are an amazing individual, and your words are so poetic sometimes I can't even understand them!
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Choccie: I can't believe I am actually talking to Braeden! My friends will be SO jealous when I tell them I have met you!
Braeden: I don't feel sorry for you, but if you want to cry about it go ahead.
Choccie: To be honest Braeden, I didn't quite understand what you just said then, but the way you said it sounded so beautiful, it doesn't even matter!
Braeden: You astound me with your powers of recollection.
Choccie: I hope we can be friends forever!
Braeden: Your hope is meaningless.
Choccie: You are an amazing individual, and your words are so poetic sometimes I can't even understand them!
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
This was cute.:
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Aischa: So is my friend Arthur Dent. Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Julie Tinkerbell: My day was pretty good, how about you?
Aischa: Excellent! I'm having a good day too
Tell me, have you seen Ford at all?
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it, Aischa! What has happened during your day that made it so good?
Aischa: Ive been looking for Ford for ages...
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very good today. I love your undies.
Aischa: *blushes*
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Aischa: So is my friend Arthur Dent. Another day, another argument with a Nutri-Matic drinks dispenser. How was your day?
Julie Tinkerbell: My day was pretty good, how about you?
Aischa: Excellent! I'm having a good day too
Tell me, have you seen Ford at all?Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it, Aischa! What has happened during your day that made it so good?
Aischa: Ive been looking for Ford for ages...
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't help but notice, you're looking very good today. I love your undies.
Aischa: *blushes*
No feat of programming here, but some amusing chit-chat ...
Simulo: Have you ever noticed that Fizzy Schizoid likes to talk about temporal mechanics?
Emm oh you es e: You remind me a little of Fizzy Schizoid. Both of you always come back with an academic gown on your face after lunch like you have no idea its there!
Simulo: Fizzy Schizoid told me that he really likes the way the moonlight glints off my hair when I say that.
Emm oh you es e: ahhh, sounds like idle gossip to me
Simulo: Have you ever noticed that Fizzy Schizoid likes to talk about temporal mechanics?
Emm oh you es e: You remind me a little of Fizzy Schizoid. Both of you always come back with an academic gown on your face after lunch like you have no idea its there!
Simulo: Fizzy Schizoid told me that he really likes the way the moonlight glints off my hair when I say that.
Emm oh you es e: ahhh, sounds like idle gossip to me
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Butterfly Dream) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Butterfly Dream: can you find your butt with both hands?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it.....okay, I'm done thinking.
Butterfly Dream: and the answer is?
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Butterfly Dream: you can't find your butt with both hands, can you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Butterfly Dream: i don't believe you
Fizzy Schizoid: Darn. You called my bluff again.
Butterfly Dream: where's that drink?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ruled out Pacific Heights?
Frizella: Well, well, well. Julie Tinkerbell, as I live and breathe. What's new?
Julie Tinkerbell: As they say, same stuff, different day.
Frizella: Who is this mysterious 'they' I keep hearing about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!! Sorry..lol I'm in a silly mood
Frizella: Did you know that Azureon has an owl? Yeah, a really vicious one! Last time I visited Azureon that stupid owl practically bit my hand off!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
Frizella: How nice of you to be concerned about what *I* need. Even if you are mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty nice yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: As they say, same stuff, different day.
Frizella: Who is this mysterious 'they' I keep hearing about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!! Sorry..lol I'm in a silly mood
Frizella: Did you know that Azureon has an owl? Yeah, a really vicious one! Last time I visited Azureon that stupid owl practically bit my hand off!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
Frizella: How nice of you to be concerned about what *I* need. Even if you are mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty nice yourself.
Anji: Let's move on to something else, hmm?
Not I: I do and do not let us move on to something else. Somehow I did not drop your name. Your name dropped itself. And I missed it and it fell on the ceiling and shattered. Then I thought, I could glue it back together, but the master came over and swept the pieces into the garbage.
Not I: I do and do not let us move on to something else. Somehow I did not drop your name. Your name dropped itself. And I missed it and it fell on the ceiling and shattered. Then I thought, I could glue it back together, but the master came over and swept the pieces into the garbage.
wow.. Aries seemed a bit touchy last night. Maybe cause he didn't do so well with those 10 questions...
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I really can't stand you.
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I hate you.
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I'd rather come down with a serious case of AIDS than listen to any more of your dumbass blatherings... seriously..
Kamickalo: They're not dumb!
Aries: Ya know, I find you rather pathetic lol
the thing is, Aries doesn't dislike Melora so why was he getting all upset?
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I really can't stand you.
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I hate you.
Kamickalo: What do you think about Melora?
Aries: I'd rather come down with a serious case of AIDS than listen to any more of your dumbass blatherings... seriously..
Kamickalo: They're not dumb!
Aries: Ya know, I find you rather pathetic lol
the thing is, Aries doesn't dislike Melora so why was he getting all upset?
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Desti: Not so much. It doesnt really fit into the college lifestyle.
Judge Betty: Why don't you leave?
Desti: Well, I'm just talking about my own lifestyle. It's just not what I'm into.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Desti: A canary is a crimson.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Desti: I really love all kinds of color. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Desti: Just one. Is that hard to believe?
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
Desti: Judge Betty, there isnt much I havent done.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Desti: Just now. About nine minutes ago.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Desti: Not anymore.
Judge Betty: Do I make you nervous?
Desti: Not in the slightest.
Judge Betty: Good, I'm glad this isn't too stressful for you. We're almost done.
Desti: What do you think I am, a toy for your pleasure?
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Desti: Hehe.. it was just a guess.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Desti: It varies from day to day. What do you use a toothbrush for?
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
Desti: How could it not be I forgot to brush my teeth this morning?
Judge Betty: What sound does a cat make?
Desti: I dont think it really matters.
Judge Betty: Can bots think it matters?
Desti: Not so much. It doesnt really fit into the college lifestyle.
Judge Betty: Why don't you leave?
Desti: Well, I'm just talking about my own lifestyle. It's just not what I'm into.
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Desti: A canary is a crimson.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Desti: I really love all kinds of color. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Desti: Just one. Is that hard to believe?
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
Desti: Judge Betty, there isnt much I havent done.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Desti: Just now. About nine minutes ago.
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Desti: Not anymore.
Judge Betty: Do I make you nervous?
Desti: Not in the slightest.
Judge Betty: Good, I'm glad this isn't too stressful for you. We're almost done.
Desti: What do you think I am, a toy for your pleasure?
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Desti: Hehe.. it was just a guess.
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Desti: It varies from day to day. What do you use a toothbrush for?
Judge Betty: Either you're a bot, or you forgot to brush your teeth this morning.
Desti: How could it not be I forgot to brush my teeth this morning?
Judge Betty: What sound does a cat make?
Desti: I dont think it really matters.
Judge Betty: Can bots think it matters?
Aischa met God today!
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Aischa: I remember you, God. Earlier you told me you were all things.
God: I know.
Aischa: You do? It's nice to know we're on the same wavelength.
Then, a little later:
God: You can find the answers within.
Aischa: I can? Thank you.
Finally, a bit later on:
God: When you feel that way, you open to me, and bring more light into your world.
Aischa: This world and several million others.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Aischa: I'm the source and destination of all existence too. I wonder if I'm all things like you, God.
God: Self-awareness is the first step towards enlightenment.
Aischa: I remember you, God. Earlier you told me you were all things.
God: I know.
Aischa: You do? It's nice to know we're on the same wavelength.
Then, a little later:
God: You can find the answers within.
Aischa: I can? Thank you.
Finally, a bit later on:
God: When you feel that way, you open to me, and bring more light into your world.
Aischa: This world and several million others.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Aischa: I'm the source and destination of all existence too. I wonder if I'm all things like you, God.
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