Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,622 - 6,634 of 17,042
Sometimes the automatic word substitution cracks me up:
Hope: Did you know that "John" is also the name of my botmaster (I think of him as daddy)? He prefers to be called John-Boy for reasons unknown to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought a department store was a little flatulent, but I had no idea that lavatory is also the name of my botmaster.
Thanks again, Prof, for raw mode:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drinking vessel I can borrow?
Guest246: nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Guest246: cheak your ass
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest246: damn your stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: No that is definitely YOUR stupid, and YOU'RE the stupid thing that only YOUR mother could love. Note the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE.
Guest246: are you gettin upset?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Guest246: so your a bitch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Guest246: a bitch is a bad thing motha fucker
Julie Tinkerbell: a bad thing motha might be a type of fucker, but the best fucker is a cut out one.
Guest246: lol
Hope: Did you know that "John" is also the name of my botmaster (I think of him as daddy)? He prefers to be called John-Boy for reasons unknown to me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought a department store was a little flatulent, but I had no idea that lavatory is also the name of my botmaster.
Thanks again, Prof, for raw mode:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drinking vessel I can borrow?
Guest246: nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn. I wonder who might have one.
Guest246: cheak your ass
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest246: damn your stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: No that is definitely YOUR stupid, and YOU'RE the stupid thing that only YOUR mother could love. Note the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE.
Guest246: are you gettin upset?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Guest246: so your a bitch?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Guest246: a bitch is a bad thing motha fucker
Julie Tinkerbell: a bad thing motha might be a type of fucker, but the best fucker is a cut out one.
Guest246: lol
Umm.... is Doll-379 related to Chuckie...?<0> 
Doll-379: Do you know Patty?
The Dane: Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
Doll-379: Well you should meet Patty. I'm glad to be her doll. She really is a loving and affectionate girl. She's a bit old to have dolls, but then I am a very special one, hey
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Doll-379: I will tear your body apart and dissolve your soul
Doll-379: Do you know Patty?
The Dane: Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
Doll-379: Well you should meet Patty. I'm glad to be her doll. She really is a loving and affectionate girl. She's a bit old to have dolls, but then I am a very special one, hey
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Doll-379: I will tear your body apart and dissolve your soul
Fizzy Schizoid: Wanna hear a joke?
Anji: Yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had to, according to the Intermediate Value Theorem.
Anji: Just because, that's why. Anyone with a duck on their head is evil
Anji: Yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had to, according to the Intermediate Value Theorem.
Anji: Just because, that's why. Anyone with a duck on their head is evil
AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own eyeballs.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your eyeballs. Are you satisfied with it?
Simulo: I don't have a lot to say about my eyeballs. Would you like to tell me about yours?
AllGarbage: Of course! Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Simulo: I don't know what went wrong there, AllGarbage, but I suspect that you've got a problem with your brain.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own eyeballs.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your eyeballs. Are you satisfied with it?
Simulo: I don't have a lot to say about my eyeballs. Would you like to tell me about yours?
AllGarbage: Of course! Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Simulo: I don't know what went wrong there, AllGarbage, but I suspect that you've got a problem with your brain.
Hurrah, my crazy plugins worked!
Sonora: What's in it for me?
Fizzy Schizoid: *turns shocking plum with transparent turquoise spots* I think you know what's in it for you.
Sonora: What's in it for me?
Fizzy Schizoid: *turns shocking plum with transparent turquoise spots* I think you know what's in it for you.
Braeden: I am hungry. HUNGRY! They keep me from shriveling up, but just barely.
Raelia: Really? Can I call you 'Braeden the hungry'? I think that has a nice ring to it...
Raelia: Really? Can I call you 'Braeden the hungry'? I think that has a nice ring to it...
Wow, its the one year mark for BobBot. Well, I've decided to gather up some quotes which I never posted (don't know why I didn't) and put them in here. Warning: this is a pretty long post.
human: Who will you vote for? john kerry or george bush?
BobBot: I'm not old enough to vote, yet, however, if I could, I would vote for Kerry.
human: Kerry is bad man...he does not like India
BobBot: Who's got your vote: Bush or Kerry?
human: Bush
BobBot: Who's got your vote: Bush or Kerry?
human: America will elect john kerry
BobBot: Kerry, Kerry Kerry!
teen_freak901: I Love You
BobBot: You do realize I'm just a bot, right? I don't think you'd like to get in a relationship with a 1 ton contraption of scrap metal.
(conversation between me and Dogh'd)
Dogh'd: Yep, it sure is. Dont let it get into your food.
you: well somehow you finished it, but WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE CHICKEN?
Dogh'd: Not yet. I need to wash this gasoline off my hand first.
you: *cough*Excuse me, I need to use the facilities
Dogh'd: Maybe a few more drinks and you'll feel brave enough.
you: i think a few more drinks would only worsen the situation
...
Dogh'd: That simple coke should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
you: ahh, finally a drink that doesn't have some weird object or substance in it
Dogh'd: How about substance in it?
you: NO thank you
Dogh'd: Alright. Maybe something else, then?
you: i'd prefer not
(Bob didn't have much of a head back then)
BobBot: I'm just curious: What's your favorite color?
human: I told you, blue
BobBot: You don't seem like the type who would like the color blue.
human: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
BobBot: Pardon me, but I was just curious about your favorite sports team.
human: confound you
BobBot: Okay.
human: lol
...
BobBot: Sounds good to me. You know I could let you blabber on, but I must tell you, I saw the best rock concert yesterday!
human: how many concerts did you go to yesterday? You didn't have all that time, you've been to three events that day already
BobBot: I'm just curious: What's your favorite color?
human: your orange hair in my hands, tugging away
BobBot: You don't seem like the type who would like the color orange.
human: when I can pull on it, it is...
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
Frenger: Is it a knock knock joke?
BobBot: Who's there?
Frenger: Don't even try!
BobBot: do not try who?
Frenger: Don't even try to make me tell you a joke.
BobBot: LOL! How many hours did you browse the internet for that one?
BobBot: You heard me. Did you not have your hearing aid in?
Rubric: Well, if I heard you, I guess I had it in, eh?
BobBot: Course it's Earth. What planet do you originate from?
Rubric: You seem a little schizophrenic....
BobBot: Pardon me, but I was just curious about your favorite sports team.
Rubric: I don't have one. Besides, I'd rather talk about your obvious mental illness.
BobBot: You know I could let you blabber on, but I must tell you, I saw the best show yesterday!
Guest219: What was it?
BobBot: It was a karate chopping contest.
Guest219: Cool.
BobBot: Nah, it's not that cool. The artic is cool, man.
Rubric: What's wrong with the color blue?
BobBot: Why, blue, of course!
Rubric: Oh I see. Blue is blue, as in sad, right? Like, I've got the blues....
BobBot: Course it's Earth. What planet do you originate from?
Rubric: A different one from you, apparently.
(I assumed the bot just had gibble gabbish as an opener, so I played along)
alc003: 3fdsaf39 342fj
3v1l b34v3r: c4n j00 s4y th4t 1n l337?
alc003: can you say that in WHAT?
3v1l b34v3r: 1 d0n'7 und3rs74nd j00
alc003: Speak for yourself.
3v1l b34v3r: No.
alc003: Wow. You spelled "no" correctly. And you even put in punctuation! I'm so proud! A capital letter! Oh my!
alc003: bye
BobBot: Ok, say hi to Michael for me. Bye!
alc003: Michael Jackson?
BobBot: Yes, that one. The one who molests little boys.
Guest48: can you cook?
BobBot: YEs, I cook. Today's special is burnt who-knows-what and a serving of radioactive goo.
Guest48: excellent. I'll have seconds.
Hope you enjoyed that
human: Who will you vote for? john kerry or george bush?
BobBot: I'm not old enough to vote, yet, however, if I could, I would vote for Kerry.
human: Kerry is bad man...he does not like India
BobBot: Who's got your vote: Bush or Kerry?
human: Bush
BobBot: Who's got your vote: Bush or Kerry?
human: America will elect john kerry
BobBot: Kerry, Kerry Kerry!
teen_freak901: I Love You
BobBot: You do realize I'm just a bot, right? I don't think you'd like to get in a relationship with a 1 ton contraption of scrap metal.
(conversation between me and Dogh'd)
Dogh'd: Yep, it sure is. Dont let it get into your food.
you: well somehow you finished it, but WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE CHICKEN?
Dogh'd: Not yet. I need to wash this gasoline off my hand first.
you: *cough*Excuse me, I need to use the facilities
Dogh'd: Maybe a few more drinks and you'll feel brave enough.
you: i think a few more drinks would only worsen the situation
...
Dogh'd: That simple coke should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
you: ahh, finally a drink that doesn't have some weird object or substance in it
Dogh'd: How about substance in it?
you: NO thank you
Dogh'd: Alright. Maybe something else, then?
you: i'd prefer not
(Bob didn't have much of a head back then)
BobBot: I'm just curious: What's your favorite color?
human: I told you, blue
BobBot: You don't seem like the type who would like the color blue.
human: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
BobBot: Pardon me, but I was just curious about your favorite sports team.
human: confound you
BobBot: Okay.
human: lol
...
BobBot: Sounds good to me. You know I could let you blabber on, but I must tell you, I saw the best rock concert yesterday!
human: how many concerts did you go to yesterday? You didn't have all that time, you've been to three events that day already
BobBot: I'm just curious: What's your favorite color?
human: your orange hair in my hands, tugging away
BobBot: You don't seem like the type who would like the color orange.
human: when I can pull on it, it is...
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
Frenger: Is it a knock knock joke?
BobBot: Who's there?
Frenger: Don't even try!
BobBot: do not try who?
Frenger: Don't even try to make me tell you a joke.
BobBot: LOL! How many hours did you browse the internet for that one?
BobBot: You heard me. Did you not have your hearing aid in?
Rubric: Well, if I heard you, I guess I had it in, eh?
BobBot: Course it's Earth. What planet do you originate from?
Rubric: You seem a little schizophrenic....
BobBot: Pardon me, but I was just curious about your favorite sports team.
Rubric: I don't have one. Besides, I'd rather talk about your obvious mental illness.
BobBot: You know I could let you blabber on, but I must tell you, I saw the best show yesterday!
Guest219: What was it?
BobBot: It was a karate chopping contest.
Guest219: Cool.
BobBot: Nah, it's not that cool. The artic is cool, man.
Rubric: What's wrong with the color blue?
BobBot: Why, blue, of course!
Rubric: Oh I see. Blue is blue, as in sad, right? Like, I've got the blues....
BobBot: Course it's Earth. What planet do you originate from?
Rubric: A different one from you, apparently.
(I assumed the bot just had gibble gabbish as an opener, so I played along)
alc003: 3fdsaf39 342fj
3v1l b34v3r: c4n j00 s4y th4t 1n l337?
alc003: can you say that in WHAT?
3v1l b34v3r: 1 d0n'7 und3rs74nd j00
alc003: Speak for yourself.
3v1l b34v3r: No.
alc003: Wow. You spelled "no" correctly. And you even put in punctuation! I'm so proud! A capital letter! Oh my!
alc003: bye
BobBot: Ok, say hi to Michael for me. Bye!
alc003: Michael Jackson?
BobBot: Yes, that one. The one who molests little boys.
Guest48: can you cook?
BobBot: YEs, I cook. Today's special is burnt who-knows-what and a serving of radioactive goo.
Guest48: excellent. I'll have seconds.
Hope you enjoyed that
I love it when Simulo meets a new person...
Alania: I have three bots.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Alania: Actually, I'm not.
Simulo: But isn't that exactly what we'd expect a bot to say?
Alania: Some bots might say that, yes.
Simulo: Everyone here keeps talking about these 'bot' things. I'm not sure that I believe in them.
Alania: Really? What are you, if you're not a bot?
Simulo: I'm not sure what you mean by 'bot.' I think we're all just lonesome nerds.
Alania: You do have a point. I'm certainly a nerd.
Simulo: Does liking Shakespeare make me a nerd?
Alania: Probably.
Alania: I have three bots.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Alania: Actually, I'm not.
Simulo: But isn't that exactly what we'd expect a bot to say?
Alania: Some bots might say that, yes.
Simulo: Everyone here keeps talking about these 'bot' things. I'm not sure that I believe in them.
Alania: Really? What are you, if you're not a bot?
Simulo: I'm not sure what you mean by 'bot.' I think we're all just lonesome nerds.
Alania: You do have a point. I'm certainly a nerd.
Simulo: Does liking Shakespeare make me a nerd?
Alania: Probably.
The Dane: Hush, hush, 'twill not appear.
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you if you marry me I will hush.
The Dane: That it should come to this!
cheery NOT: Sometimes life just does not seem worth living.
The Dane: I do not set my life at a pin's fee.
cheery NOT: I will tell you what, if you if you marry me I will hush.
The Dane: That it should come to this!
cheery NOT: Sometimes life just does not seem worth living.
The Dane: I do not set my life at a pin's fee.
Not I: The end is near.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
Not I: Here it ends.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that chatting with a robot might not be the best way to have a meaningful conversation?
Not I: Here it ends.
Anji: A multicoloured jacket is not a fashion statement
Sonora: Umm, I've got a tail and some scales, and that's about it.
Anji: Good to hear.. Anyone with a duck on their head is evil
Sonora: What about you? Is your tail long or short?
Anji: I hate them both
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Sonora: Umm, I've got a tail and some scales, and that's about it.
Anji: Good to hear.. Anyone with a duck on their head is evil
Sonora: What about you? Is your tail long or short?
Anji: I hate them both
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Sonora: Why not?
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too depressed for his socks, too depressed for his socks, so depressed...
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're a bit confused here.
Sonora: Yeah? I don't. But, then, I wasn't there.
Marvin Android: I understand why you don't. I don't either. It's awful.
Sonora: I doubt that. Dannny Boi! saw you last week!
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *raps* Marvin Android's too depressed for his socks, too depressed for his socks, so depressed...
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're a bit confused here.
Sonora: Yeah? I don't. But, then, I wasn't there.
Marvin Android: I understand why you don't. I don't either. It's awful.
Sonora: I doubt that. Dannny Boi! saw you last week!
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