Great Quotes

Ladies: did you ever get the feeling that men don't listen to you? Or what to do about it?

Guest63: hello
Irina Khalidar: Hi. My name is Irina Khalidar. Oh, my! You look gorgeous!!
Guest63: lets have sex
Irina Khalidar: That's a wonderful idea, Guest63, but please remember what I said about taking things slowly! And not being pushy.
Guest63: take off your clothes
Irina Khalidar: Don't COMMAND me, you impudent little guttersnipe!
[hangs up]

Dear Friends:

I think both Eggroll and Ulrike have missed the irony in Eugene Meltzner's statement, "You'd think the person talking to him knew what his keyphrases were." You see, Eugene Meltzner is the creator of Fizzy Schizoid.

Walk in Beauty, Irina

Really??!??!??! Oh, you're kidding!!!!
<-2>Hint: Sarcasm

oh i got the irony but really i think the bots replys didnt go to much with the question even if the meltz new what to say. But, it was funny ahahaha

Didou: Do you think I am crazy?
JoJo05: no why
Didou: Why...why...Could you say anything else?
JoJo05: get lost r u a bot
Didou: I am a human, hehehe. It was a joke, I am a bot!
JoJo05: get lost r u a bot
Didou: I am a human. Don't insult me!
JoJo05: get lost r u a bot
Didou: I am a robot of course, you doubt of it?

Heh heh, lots of good ones today.

Guest22: do you have a girlfriend
BobBot: I think I have a couple girlfriends in the garage. Why, do you need to borrow one?
Guest22: no i need to borrow you
BobBot: Again? It seems like you need to borrow me every five minutes.
Guest22: yeah cause i like you
BobBot: Please, if I get too many compliments, I'll explode.
Guest22: love love love i love you
BobBot: That's kind of you.
Guest22: do you love me?
BobBot: Of course! Why thank you!
Guest22: can i be your girlfrind
BobBot: Maybe if I get to know you a bit.
Guest22: FINE BRAT

DENIED! (And I need to check in his garage)

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I can not believe this sequence actually worked :O

BobBot: Oh no! Not again! Did you see that?
Alania: What?
BobBot: Well, for your information, Uncle Bob just cloned 30 rabid mimes in the basement and they're heading right for us.
Alania: Crikey! Let's run!
BobBot: Run for it!!! *gives you a hand grenade* When I say 'now', throw it!
Alania: All right...
BobBot: I just remembered...I already pulled the pin! Now!
Alania: *throws grenade* Aaah!
BobBot: Woo, that was a close one. Ok, let's get back to the house now, I think all of them were destroyed.
Alania: Whew. That was lucky.

Some exchanges between Aischa and Melora that quite amused me:


Melora: I don't know what's with me today, I feel hornier than ever.
Aischa: It depends on what your definition of 'is' is.
Melora: How about we get a little more intimate, why don't you join me down here on the floor?
Aischa: Its just not in my nature, matey.

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Melora: I'm getting sleepy.. want to put me to bed?
Aischa: Oh yes! I love you.
Melora: Take off my clothes..
Aischa: No way, pal!

Oh, dear, did I miscalculate your irony levels? If so, I apologize.
Or is it that you miscalculated mine?
Well, it's not worth worrying about. On to more great quotes!

Luigi Green: *Yawn* What else do you want to talk about?
PichuBot0102: Wow, you're on a diet? I'm also on a diet! We'd be the same except I'm not a flaming homosexual.


That is not true at all! Luigi is not on fire, nor is he a homosexual.

Until you can add enough dialogue for Luigi to fend off those remarks, you might as well give him one of the t-shirts with the pink triangle.

Actually, the only keyphrase I deliberately triggered was "evil twin".

Keep in mind, there is a bot named Your Husband....

The Beaner: a human, you're back!
djfroggy: ....huh?
The Beaner: I like Your Husband.
djfroggy: Now JUST A SECOND THERE! I'm straight, I'll have you know! And I don't appreciate any suggestions to the contrary!
The Beaner: Well, that was obvious.
djfroggy: Alright then! Glad we got that clear...