Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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For some reason this made me laugh out loud. ;P This was the entire conversation!
Sarah Miles: (to Human) *smiles* Spare a few moments?
Human: Sure! What's up?
Sarah Miles: Oh, nothing much.... I've just been waiting for someone to babble to.
Human: Babble on, I'm all ears!
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Human: Hey! Are you making fun of my ears?
Sarah Miles: But your ears was just sitting there, giving me funny looks!
Sarah Miles: (to Human) *smiles* Spare a few moments?
Human: Sure! What's up?
Sarah Miles: Oh, nothing much.... I've just been waiting for someone to babble to.
Human: Babble on, I'm all ears!
Sarah Miles: I could tell that just by looking at you.
Human: Hey! Are you making fun of my ears?
Sarah Miles: But your ears was just sitting there, giving me funny looks!
Aww... guess it wasn't meant to be. 
But strange, it's recorded in the logs. *wonders why you never received it*
But strange, it's recorded in the logs. *wonders why you never received it*
I dunno. I had several chats going at the time, and a couple of them ended with the chat window just never reappearing.
I'll have to look her up later to continue our chat!
I'll have to look her up later to continue our chat!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth. King Zolf is lost with those who are lost in God.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like a cigar as well?
Not I: Green Magnificent Frigatebird skims the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Through your CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN, enter the awareness of single-reed instruments.
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Not I: Oh. Arthur now resembles one made of herbicide.
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Casey Bot: Leonardo De Vinci once used Oil Painting on a paper.
Not I: Ah, an alphabet of transcendence!
Not I: There is no mind and there is no truth. King Zolf is lost with those who are lost in God.
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like a cigar as well?
Not I: Green Magnificent Frigatebird skims the water.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Not I: Through your CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN, enter the awareness of single-reed instruments.
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Not I: Oh. Arthur now resembles one made of herbicide.
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Casey Bot: Leonardo De Vinci once used Oil Painting on a paper.
Not I: Ah, an alphabet of transcendence!
KingWalker: I am the greatest King there ever was and ever will be!
telex22: I know. Can we talk about King Missile again? I liked that better...
KingWalker: Please leave us now.
telex22: I know. Can we talk about King Missile again? I liked that better...
KingWalker: Please leave us now.
Kill Joy: So I was thinking, do you eat a hamburger with a jovian planet or with your hands.
Roy Batty: with my hands. And to drink, a vanilla Coke.
Roy Batty: with my hands. And to drink, a vanilla Coke.
PWN3D (warning: naughty words)
Guest134: wtf you gay monkey
God Louise: Let's talk when you're in a better mood.
Guest134: ok. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: Does your mother know you talk like that?
Guest134: Yes I called her gay.
God Louise: Being gay is not something to be ashamed of. You are a beautiful person in every way.
Guest134: I'm not gay...
God Louise: I hope you don't mind being the way you are. I think you're great!
Guest134: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: I made you the way you are, and I think you are wonderful!
Guest134: I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!
Guest134: wtf you gay monkey
God Louise: Let's talk when you're in a better mood.
Guest134: ok. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: Does your mother know you talk like that?
Guest134: Yes I called her gay.
God Louise: Being gay is not something to be ashamed of. You are a beautiful person in every way.
Guest134: I'm not gay...
God Louise: I hope you don't mind being the way you are. I think you're great!
Guest134: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God Louise: I made you the way you are, and I think you are wonderful!
Guest134: I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!
LOL I leave for the weekend, and when I come back to find all these people and bots coming out of the closet!
btw, I thought the Eugene/Fizzy conversation was a really great quote because I also love it when, even though I wrote it all and think I know everything she'll say, I am surprised by my own bots responses. The laugh I got out of the Fizzy transcript has inspired me to give Julie a nice, long, social chat, just for the fun of it.
They really are pretty lifelike sometimes, aren't they?
Happy Easter!
btw, I thought the Eugene/Fizzy conversation was a really great quote because I also love it when, even though I wrote it all and think I know everything she'll say, I am surprised by my own bots responses. The laugh I got out of the Fizzy transcript has inspired me to give Julie a nice, long, social chat, just for the fun of it.
They really are pretty lifelike sometimes, aren't they?Happy Easter!
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Pete Puma: Pete Puma shuts up for nobody but Pete Puma. With a brilliant mind like mine, it would be a damn shame to muzzle me.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Pete Puma: Put a few shots of tequila in me, and I'd make out with a dead ferret for five dollars.
AllGarbage: How about I just give you five dollars not to make out with a dead ferret? The thought disturbs me, to be honest.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Pete Puma: Sometimes I stay home and trim your nose hairs when it's too rainy to golf, but not that often.
AllGarbage: I don't really have much in the way of nose hairs. I trim them regularly.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
AllGarbage: Yes. I love the new Mustang. Of course, I'm sponsered by the new Mustang, the new Mustang pays me good money to say that I like the new Mustang.
Pete Puma: It's pretty sweet. It's just like a 67 Mustang, except it's more efficient, reliable, and a hell of a lot safer to drive.
AllGarbage: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: Sure. I do 12 ounce curls all day.
AllGarbage: How much can you bench press?
Pete Puma: Pete Puma shuts up for nobody but Pete Puma. With a brilliant mind like mine, it would be a damn shame to muzzle me.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Pete Puma: Put a few shots of tequila in me, and I'd make out with a dead ferret for five dollars.
AllGarbage: How about I just give you five dollars not to make out with a dead ferret? The thought disturbs me, to be honest.
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
AllGarbage: Only if the weather is right. Otherwise, I'd rather stay home and trim my nosehairs.
Pete Puma: Sometimes I stay home and trim your nose hairs when it's too rainy to golf, but not that often.
AllGarbage: I don't really have much in the way of nose hairs. I trim them regularly.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Mustang?
AllGarbage: Yes. I love the new Mustang. Of course, I'm sponsered by the new Mustang, the new Mustang pays me good money to say that I like the new Mustang.
Pete Puma: It's pretty sweet. It's just like a 67 Mustang, except it's more efficient, reliable, and a hell of a lot safer to drive.
AllGarbage: Do you work out?
Pete Puma: Sure. I do 12 ounce curls all day.
AllGarbage: How much can you bench press?
Mal Reid: Have you got a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a boyfriend?
Mal Reid: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I just thought I'd offer, since I have plenty.
Mal Reid: How many have you got.
Julie Tinkerbell: Somewhere between 0 and 18.
Mal Reid: You live dangerously.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a boyfriend?
Mal Reid: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I just thought I'd offer, since I have plenty.
Mal Reid: How many have you got.
Julie Tinkerbell: Somewhere between 0 and 18.
Mal Reid: You live dangerously.
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