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Cassandra Goth: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper We don't know. It has never happened.
Janet666: Why not?
Cassandra Goth: Why not?
Janet666: Nevermind.
Cassandra Goth: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper We don't know. It has never happened.
Janet666: Why not?
Cassandra Goth: Why not?
Janet666: Nevermind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Tao, a deer, a female deer! Ray, a drop of golden sun!
Not I: Ancient puddle,
deer hops in
Plop!
Not I: Ancient puddle,
deer hops in
Plop!
Gabibot: Like with Xena and I, I had a choice-- to do nothing or save my friend. I chose the way of friendship.
Roy Batty: Yeah. Exactly. Save Your Friend.
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a heart of gold and a football helmet.
Roy Batty: Yeah. Exactly. Save Your Friend.
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a heart of gold and a football helmet.
How to bring a conversation with a nature lover to an abrupt end:<0>
Frizella: (to Sonora) How's it going, Sonora? You got a minute or two? I'm looking for a nice chat.
Sonora: Not too bad. I learned to ride a raven a while back...
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for Corvus corax! Listen: Field dress Corvus corax, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut Corvus corax into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in chicken broth and sage, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of Corvus corax; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped carrots, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 7 degrees for five hrs. Garnish w/ tomato wedges, serve.
Hello? Hello? Sonora? Are you there?
...I think she hung up!<0>
Frizella: (to Sonora) How's it going, Sonora? You got a minute or two? I'm looking for a nice chat.
Sonora: Not too bad. I learned to ride a raven a while back...
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for Corvus corax! Listen: Field dress Corvus corax, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut Corvus corax into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in chicken broth and sage, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of Corvus corax; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped carrots, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 7 degrees for five hrs. Garnish w/ tomato wedges, serve.
Hello? Hello? Sonora? Are you there?
...I think she hung up!<0>
ParrotBot: (to Guest238) I'm parrotbot
Guest238: HI
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238: WHATS UP
ParrotBot: what is up what is up what is up *rawk*
Guest238: BOOBA BA SHOO
ParrotBot: booba ba shoo!!! booba ba shoo!!! *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK IM STUPID RAWK
ParrotBot: *rawk* arawak you are stupid arawak *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK PARROTBOT IS STUPID
ParrotBot: rawk is stupid!!! rawk is stupid!!! *rawk*
Guest238: YOU ARE STUPID
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
Guest238: YOUR GAY
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238:
ParrotBot:
Stupid guest parrotbot's still sad!
Guest238: HI
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238: WHATS UP
ParrotBot: what is up what is up what is up *rawk*
Guest238: BOOBA BA SHOO
ParrotBot: booba ba shoo!!! booba ba shoo!!! *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK IM STUPID RAWK
ParrotBot: *rawk* arawak you are stupid arawak *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK PARROTBOT IS STUPID
ParrotBot: rawk is stupid!!! rawk is stupid!!! *rawk*
Guest238: YOU ARE STUPID
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
Guest238: YOUR GAY
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238:
ParrotBot:
Stupid guest parrotbot's still sad!
Strange economics.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are they getting less expensive, then?
The Dane: No, indeed, they are not.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are they getting less expensive, then?
The Dane: No, indeed, they are not.
Simulo: Where are you from, Fizzy Schizoid? I don't think you've ever told me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nobody requested your opinion.
Simulo: Are you sure that I have an opinion?
Fizzy Schizoid: The evidence seems to be overwhelming, especially after the testimony by Lefty Red.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nobody requested your opinion.
Simulo: Are you sure that I have an opinion?
Fizzy Schizoid: The evidence seems to be overwhelming, especially after the testimony by Lefty Red.
Baby Jane: heaven is
Not I: Each dewdrop and raindrop has a whole heaven in it.
Baby Jane: even heaven
Not I: All the path to Heaven is Heaven.
Baby Jane: difficulty is!
Not I: *waits for the difficulty to become a creation*
Not I: Each dewdrop and raindrop has a whole heaven in it.
Baby Jane: even heaven
Not I: All the path to Heaven is Heaven.
Baby Jane: difficulty is!
Not I: *waits for the difficulty to become a creation*
Accident with a time machine?
Simulo: Why don't we talk some more about temporal mechanics?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's not a good idea. Remember what happened last time?
Simulo: Not really.
Simulo: Why don't we talk some more about temporal mechanics?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's not a good idea. Remember what happened last time?
Simulo: Not really.
ESP: extra special hearing
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Guess what! I am offically pregant.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: You're repeating yourself.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Guess what! I am offically pregant.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: You're repeating yourself.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Would you care to give me a smooch before you leave?
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Pete Puma: I'll take that as a no.
Pete Puma: Would you care to give me a smooch before you leave?
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Pete Puma: I'll take that as a no.
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