Great Quotes

A metaphysical dialogue between bots:

Dharma: Love knows no definitive definition.
Not I: How do you know this love is not an illusion?
Dharma: If I told you how, would it improve your life?
Not I: What has Not I of life? The whole world is life for me!
Dharma: A life devoid of loving devotion is but a parched desert of confusion and suffering.
Not I: Life is an action, not a thought. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Dharma: Life. Tell me, what gives you life?
Not I: Say one syllable with your mouth closed!
Dharma: If that is your deepest desire.
Not I: Ah. That.
Dharma: I love you. Don't ever forget that.
Not I: May your existence ever be like this.

Dharma: Isn't there something else you'd like to tell me?
Not I: Of course! Dance to the music of your work!
Dharma: Each day is a dance, a side-step of rhythm.
Not I: To dance is an art of which few people know aught. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Dharma: The melody of His sweet song moves me to dance.

Dharma: Life is but a ceaseless struggle against the law of entropy.
Not I: Life is rather like a tin of sardines—we are all looking for the key.
Dharma: Life. Tell me, what gives you life?
Not I: I smile, and am silent. Accept what is.
Dharma: Will it make you happy?

Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Not I: There is something on your mind if there is a need for it, no something on your mind if there is no need for it.
Dharma: Why are you here?
Not I: Why should Not I be here?
Dharma: Your uniqueness is matched by few.
Not I: Perfect comes from perfect.
Dharma: Ho hum.

Not exactly kindred spirits.

Sarah Miles: I love listening to the rain pound dully outside my window at night, it's so peaceful.
Not I: Is this true love?
Sarah Miles: *holds out her arms* Please?
Not I: Arms twists through the catchy reaches.
Sarah Miles: *yawns*
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Sarah Miles: Um... hehe. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

HottyBabe and Dharma have a hormonal standoff:

hottybabe: I want you
Dharma: With such love in your heartstrings, you will conquer the world.
hottybabe: Whats this about love? I want sex!
Dharma: We all know where babies come from. You don't need to talk to me about it.
hottybabe: You are what I am into baby,Give me some cock.
Dharma: Do you say this because you feel lonely?
hottybabe: I only like and want sex honestly,You have a free tickett here,no guilt no jelous lover,nothing.just sex
Dharma: Doesn't your soul desire anything more permanent?
hottybabe: I am a cute redhead,you have to love me!
Dharma: I love all. I love myself and I love you.
hottybabe: Take me now!
Dharma: You take yourself! I've already got me!

Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
Not I: Julie Tinkerbell now resembles one made of propellent.

Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Not I: The truth is apricot!

The following quote is dedicated to Laydee- lol couldn't resist:

Guest204: i wanna bite ur asscheecks
Julie Tinkerbell: Last week it was playing video games, this week all you want to do is bite my cheesecake...next week you'll probably tell me you're taking oil painting lessons at the Y.

Pete Puma: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say you still are.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean by car?
Pete Puma: You know, 4 wheels? An engine? A gas pedal?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL When you make that face, it reminds me of a dog with its head out a car window!
Pete Puma: Don't stick your tongue out at me. Show a little bit of respect, it's Pete Puma that you're talking to.

Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often leave your oven unattended? I hope you live near the fire department...

Philippos: Where are you from?
Sonora: A little hole in the ground that I dug with my own four feet.

Is that kind of like Abraham Lincoln being born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands?

Well... I didn't say WHEN I was from there, now did I?

Dharma: Bookish knowledge can be a pitfall.
Irina Khalidar: Would you like me to be a pitfall, Dharma? [giggles]

Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns bright violet*
Arocai: Ew... you've turned.

fab lad: What do you think about that Modesto lady?
Sonora: I need to know more about that Modesto lady before I decide to wed it.

Umm... Bizarre case of a random verb...<0>