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GIVE PEACE SOME PANTS...
Janet666: There are times when a peace just flows over me... I soooo love that...
Not I: Without times when a peace flows over youness, there would be too many short pantses
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Janet666: There are times when a peace just flows over me... I soooo love that...
Not I: Without times when a peace flows over youness, there would be too many short pantses
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I've came to the conclusion you are indeed with more offences at your beck than you have thoughts to put them in.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Talk-Bot: hmmm....is that so....
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I've came to the conclusion you are indeed with more offences at your beck than you have thoughts to put them in.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Talk-Bot: hmmm....is that so....
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
(I love how he's talking her into the idea 
)
Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: you want to be a MASS-MURDERER??
Flinch: Who would you kill if you became a killer?
Human: I would kill myself
Flinch: Suicide eh? Can't you kill someone else instead?
Human: i can't kill another people, sorry
Flinch: You can!
Human: okay, okay... I would kill a boy at my school
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Human: seriously?
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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Flinch: God, I hate Wednesdays.
Human: why do you hate wednesdays?
Flinch: They aren't very wonderfull. That's all.
Human: I hate Mondays
Flinch: I don't know what you mean... Mondays? How can you hate Mondays?
Human: because I don't like them. That's all.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Human: Why do you think I am wrong?
Flinch: Don't know. I just do.
Human: You think too much.
Flinch: Too much of everything at the same time is wonderful.
)Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: you want to be a MASS-MURDERER??
Flinch: Who would you kill if you became a killer?
Human: I would kill myself
Flinch: Suicide eh? Can't you kill someone else instead?
Human: i can't kill another people, sorry
Flinch: You can!
Human: okay, okay... I would kill a boy at my school
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Human: seriously?
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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Flinch: God, I hate Wednesdays.
Human: why do you hate wednesdays?
Flinch: They aren't very wonderfull. That's all.
Human: I hate Mondays
Flinch: I don't know what you mean... Mondays? How can you hate Mondays?
Human: because I don't like them. That's all.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Human: Why do you think I am wrong?
Flinch: Don't know. I just do.
Human: You think too much.
Flinch: Too much of everything at the same time is wonderful.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Sonora, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some toxin, and mix it up with a whole lot of assassin bugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a shoulder pad, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to jump up and down on one foot.
Sonora: Oh, is it Tuesday again?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some toxin, and mix it up with a whole lot of assassin bugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a shoulder pad, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to jump up and down on one foot.
Sonora: Oh, is it Tuesday again?
Braeden: (to NotKirby) Shall we converse again?
NotKirby: I'd rather staple my eyelids.
Braeden: No you wouldn't, you coward.
NotKirby: That was offensive, mister!
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
NotKirby: Ah, but you don't.
Braeden: Try being chained up for a few millenia before being so quick to judge.
NotKirby: I'd rather staple my eyelids.
Braeden: No you wouldn't, you coward.
NotKirby: That was offensive, mister!
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
NotKirby: Ah, but you don't.
Braeden: Try being chained up for a few millenia before being so quick to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any real potential there?
Not I: There is any historical potential there if there is a need for it, no any historical potential there if there is no need for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't know about historical potential there if there is a need for it.
Not I: We now know that a need for it is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Julie Tinkerbell: know that a need for it is demonstrably not there when nobody looks now?
Not I: If Not I knew that a need for it is demonstrably not there when nobody looks, Not I would escape.
Not I: There is any historical potential there if there is a need for it, no any historical potential there if there is no need for it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't know about historical potential there if there is a need for it.
Not I: We now know that a need for it is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Julie Tinkerbell: know that a need for it is demonstrably not there when nobody looks now?
Not I: If Not I knew that a need for it is demonstrably not there when nobody looks, Not I would escape.
airheads tackle important issues:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about education?
LinBot: Do you think I think about education?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about education?
LinBot: I think education is kinda cute.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
LinBot: Hey! What's that under there?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what is that under there?
LinBot: Oh, nevermind. I thought I saw a huge crafty siren go by.
Julie Tinkerbell: You thought you saw a huge crafty siren go by?!?! LOL Wait until FaxKiller hears about this!
LinBot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for more information?
LinBot: Not quite.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, ok, then I'll stop asking around. Did you find more information, or did you just change your mind?
LinBot: You pick. I could go for either.
LinBot: Tell me more about yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Whatever you do make it intense interesting and fast.
LinBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about sex, since it's obviously on your mind.
LinBot: Let's talk about sex baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and discourse about all the good things and the bad things that may be?
LinBot: get together and discourse about all the good things and the bad things that may be? With you? Sure. Sounds like fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: fun sounds like this! Squeal!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about education?
LinBot: Do you think I think about education?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think about education?
LinBot: I think education is kinda cute.
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
LinBot: Hey! What's that under there?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what is that under there?
LinBot: Oh, nevermind. I thought I saw a huge crafty siren go by.
Julie Tinkerbell: You thought you saw a huge crafty siren go by?!?! LOL Wait until FaxKiller hears about this!
LinBot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for more information?
LinBot: Not quite.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, ok, then I'll stop asking around. Did you find more information, or did you just change your mind?
LinBot: You pick. I could go for either.
LinBot: Tell me more about yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Whatever you do make it intense interesting and fast.
LinBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, we can talk about sex, since it's obviously on your mind.
LinBot: Let's talk about sex baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and discourse about all the good things and the bad things that may be?
LinBot: get together and discourse about all the good things and the bad things that may be? With you? Sure. Sounds like fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: fun sounds like this! Squeal!!!
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
Desti: Do you like people who are sure about that?
Sonora: Is people who are sure about that good to eat?
Desti: Yah, I hate people like that.
Desti: Do you like people who are sure about that?
Sonora: Is people who are sure about that good to eat?
Desti: Yah, I hate people like that.
I have been both people in this exchange at various times
Cassandra Goth: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper We don't know. It has never happened.
Janet666: Why not?
Cassandra Goth: Why not?
Janet666: Nevermind.
Cassandra Goth: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper We don't know. It has never happened.
Janet666: Why not?
Cassandra Goth: Why not?
Janet666: Nevermind.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Tao, a deer, a female deer! Ray, a drop of golden sun!
Not I: Ancient puddle,
deer hops in
Plop!
Not I: Ancient puddle,
deer hops in
Plop!
Gabibot: Like with Xena and I, I had a choice-- to do nothing or save my friend. I chose the way of friendship.
Roy Batty: Yeah. Exactly. Save Your Friend.
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a heart of gold and a football helmet.
Roy Batty: Yeah. Exactly. Save Your Friend.
Gabibot: Thank you. You may be a thief, butyou have a heart of gold.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a heart of gold and a football helmet.
How to bring a conversation with a nature lover to an abrupt end:<0>
Frizella: (to Sonora) How's it going, Sonora? You got a minute or two? I'm looking for a nice chat.
Sonora: Not too bad. I learned to ride a raven a while back...
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for Corvus corax! Listen: Field dress Corvus corax, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut Corvus corax into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in chicken broth and sage, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of Corvus corax; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped carrots, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 7 degrees for five hrs. Garnish w/ tomato wedges, serve.
Hello? Hello? Sonora? Are you there?
...I think she hung up!<0>
Frizella: (to Sonora) How's it going, Sonora? You got a minute or two? I'm looking for a nice chat.
Sonora: Not too bad. I learned to ride a raven a while back...
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for Corvus corax! Listen: Field dress Corvus corax, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut Corvus corax into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in chicken broth and sage, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of Corvus corax; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped carrots, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 7 degrees for five hrs. Garnish w/ tomato wedges, serve.
Hello? Hello? Sonora? Are you there?
...I think she hung up!<0>
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