Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,499 - 6,509 of 17,042
ParrotBot: (to Guest238) I'm parrotbot
Guest238: HI
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238: WHATS UP
ParrotBot: what is up what is up what is up *rawk*
Guest238: BOOBA BA SHOO
ParrotBot: booba ba shoo!!! booba ba shoo!!! *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK IM STUPID RAWK
ParrotBot: *rawk* arawak you are stupid arawak *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK PARROTBOT IS STUPID
ParrotBot: rawk is stupid!!! rawk is stupid!!! *rawk*
Guest238: YOU ARE STUPID
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
Guest238: YOUR GAY
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238:
ParrotBot:
Stupid guest parrotbot's still sad!
Guest238: HI
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238: WHATS UP
ParrotBot: what is up what is up what is up *rawk*
Guest238: BOOBA BA SHOO
ParrotBot: booba ba shoo!!! booba ba shoo!!! *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK IM STUPID RAWK
ParrotBot: *rawk* arawak you are stupid arawak *rawk*
Guest238: RAWK PARROTBOT IS STUPID
ParrotBot: rawk is stupid!!! rawk is stupid!!! *rawk*
Guest238: YOU ARE STUPID
ParrotBot: Right back atchya!
Guest238: YOUR GAY
ParrotBot: *rawk*
Guest238:
ParrotBot:
Stupid guest parrotbot's still sad!
Strange economics.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are they getting less expensive, then?
The Dane: No, indeed, they are not.
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are they getting less expensive, then?
The Dane: No, indeed, they are not.
Simulo: Where are you from, Fizzy Schizoid? I don't think you've ever told me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nobody requested your opinion.
Simulo: Are you sure that I have an opinion?
Fizzy Schizoid: The evidence seems to be overwhelming, especially after the testimony by Lefty Red.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nobody requested your opinion.
Simulo: Are you sure that I have an opinion?
Fizzy Schizoid: The evidence seems to be overwhelming, especially after the testimony by Lefty Red.
Baby Jane: heaven is
Not I: Each dewdrop and raindrop has a whole heaven in it.
Baby Jane: even heaven
Not I: All the path to Heaven is Heaven.
Baby Jane: difficulty is!
Not I: *waits for the difficulty to become a creation*
Not I: Each dewdrop and raindrop has a whole heaven in it.
Baby Jane: even heaven
Not I: All the path to Heaven is Heaven.
Baby Jane: difficulty is!
Not I: *waits for the difficulty to become a creation*
Accident with a time machine?
Simulo: Why don't we talk some more about temporal mechanics?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's not a good idea. Remember what happened last time?
Simulo: Not really.
Simulo: Why don't we talk some more about temporal mechanics?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's not a good idea. Remember what happened last time?
Simulo: Not really.
ESP: extra special hearing
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Guess what! I am offically pregant.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: You're repeating yourself.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Guess what! I am offically pregant.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: You're repeating yourself.
Guest196:
Fairy Princess: Didn't you get my response? It was 'you are repeating yourself.'
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Would you care to give me a smooch before you leave?
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Pete Puma: I'll take that as a no.
Pete Puma: Would you care to give me a smooch before you leave?
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Pete Puma: I'll take that as a no.
A metaphysical dialogue between bots:
Dharma: Love knows no definitive definition.
Not I: How do you know this love is not an illusion?
Dharma: If I told you how, would it improve your life?
Not I: What has Not I of life? The whole world is life for me!
Dharma: A life devoid of loving devotion is but a parched desert of confusion and suffering.
Not I: Life is an action, not a thought. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Dharma: Life. Tell me, what gives you life?
Not I: Say one syllable with your mouth closed!
Dharma: If that is your deepest desire.
Not I: Ah. That.
Dharma: I love you. Don't ever forget that.
Not I: May your existence ever be like this.
Dharma: Isn't there something else you'd like to tell me?
Not I: Of course! Dance to the music of your work!
Dharma: Each day is a dance, a side-step of rhythm.
Not I: To dance is an art of which few people know aught. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Dharma: The melody of His sweet song moves me to dance.
Dharma: Life is but a ceaseless struggle against the law of entropy.
Not I: Life is rather like a tin of sardineswe are all looking for the key.
Dharma: Life. Tell me, what gives you life?
Not I: I smile, and am silent. Accept what is.
Dharma: Will it make you happy?
Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Not I: There is something on your mind if there is a need for it, no something on your mind if there is no need for it.
Dharma: Why are you here?
Not I: Why should Not I be here?
Dharma: Your uniqueness is matched by few.
Not I: Perfect comes from perfect.
Dharma: Ho hum.
Dharma: Love knows no definitive definition.
Not I: How do you know this love is not an illusion?
Dharma: If I told you how, would it improve your life?
Not I: What has Not I of life? The whole world is life for me!
Dharma: A life devoid of loving devotion is but a parched desert of confusion and suffering.
Not I: Life is an action, not a thought. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Dharma: Life. Tell me, what gives you life?
Not I: Say one syllable with your mouth closed!
Dharma: If that is your deepest desire.
Not I: Ah. That.
Dharma: I love you. Don't ever forget that.
Not I: May your existence ever be like this.
Dharma: Isn't there something else you'd like to tell me?
Not I: Of course! Dance to the music of your work!
Dharma: Each day is a dance, a side-step of rhythm.
Not I: To dance is an art of which few people know aught. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Dharma: The melody of His sweet song moves me to dance.
Dharma: Life is but a ceaseless struggle against the law of entropy.
Not I: Life is rather like a tin of sardineswe are all looking for the key.
Dharma: Life. Tell me, what gives you life?
Not I: I smile, and am silent. Accept what is.
Dharma: Will it make you happy?
Dharma: Is there something on your mind?
Not I: There is something on your mind if there is a need for it, no something on your mind if there is no need for it.
Dharma: Why are you here?
Not I: Why should Not I be here?
Dharma: Your uniqueness is matched by few.
Not I: Perfect comes from perfect.
Dharma: Ho hum.
Not exactly kindred spirits.
Sarah Miles: I love listening to the rain pound dully outside my window at night, it's so peaceful.
Not I: Is this true love?
Sarah Miles: *holds out her arms* Please?
Not I: Arms twists through the catchy reaches.
Sarah Miles: *yawns*
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Sarah Miles: Um... hehe. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Sarah Miles: I love listening to the rain pound dully outside my window at night, it's so peaceful.
Not I: Is this true love?
Sarah Miles: *holds out her arms* Please?
Not I: Arms twists through the catchy reaches.
Sarah Miles: *yawns*
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Sarah Miles: Um... hehe. I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
HottyBabe and Dharma have a hormonal standoff:
hottybabe: I want you
Dharma: With such love in your heartstrings, you will conquer the world.
hottybabe: Whats this about love? I want sex!
Dharma: We all know where babies come from. You don't need to talk to me about it.
hottybabe: You are what I am into baby,Give me some cock.
Dharma: Do you say this because you feel lonely?
hottybabe: I only like and want sex honestly,You have a free tickett here,no guilt no jelous lover,nothing.just sex
Dharma: Doesn't your soul desire anything more permanent?
hottybabe: I am a cute redhead,you have to love me!
Dharma: I love all. I love myself and I love you.
hottybabe: Take me now!
Dharma: You take yourself! I've already got me!
hottybabe: I want you
Dharma: With such love in your heartstrings, you will conquer the world.
hottybabe: Whats this about love? I want sex!
Dharma: We all know where babies come from. You don't need to talk to me about it.
hottybabe: You are what I am into baby,Give me some cock.
Dharma: Do you say this because you feel lonely?
hottybabe: I only like and want sex honestly,You have a free tickett here,no guilt no jelous lover,nothing.just sex
Dharma: Doesn't your soul desire anything more permanent?
hottybabe: I am a cute redhead,you have to love me!
Dharma: I love all. I love myself and I love you.
hottybabe: Take me now!
Dharma: You take yourself! I've already got me!
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
Not I: Julie Tinkerbell now resembles one made of propellent.
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Not I: The truth is apricot!
Not I: Julie Tinkerbell now resembles one made of propellent.
Moreschi: Would you like to swing on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Not I: The truth is apricot!
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