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Posts 6,467 - 6,478 of 17,042
Osiris the belted kingfisher- the unfortunate result of a magic wand accident in a previous conversation:
Osiris: Do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a talking belted kingfisher named Osiris, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
Osiris: No, it is hard to be entirely sure, isn't it? I'm with you on that, dude.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
Osiris: So, do you still think I'm yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, I was just trying it out to be cool.
Osiris: But then you got over it? See, you're an inspiration, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you an inspiration?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe before you turned into belted kingfisher.
Osiris: Do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: Considering that I'm chatting with a talking belted kingfisher named Osiris, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
Osiris: No, it is hard to be entirely sure, isn't it? I'm with you on that, dude.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
Osiris: So, do you still think I'm yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, I was just trying it out to be cool.
Osiris: But then you got over it? See, you're an inspiration, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you an inspiration?
Osiris: Dude, do I look like I'm?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe before you turned into belted kingfisher.
Bel: Do you think that Microsoft uses unfair and uncompetitive trade practices?
Not I: Of course not.
Bel: Do you care?
Not I: I do and do not care.
Bel: Do you use illegal software?
Not I: Policy. Bah!
Not I: Of course not.
Bel: Do you care?
Not I: I do and do not care.
Bel: Do you use illegal software?
Not I: Policy. Bah!
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we talking about something else?
Pete Puma: I can type slowly if you think that would help.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Pete Puma: Well, I'm not really trying to confuse you, but it looks like I am.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Pete Puma: I can type slowly if you think that would help.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Pete Puma: Well, I'm not really trying to confuse you, but it looks like I am.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Flinch: When you look at me, what do you see?
Frenger: I see a picture of a boy with green hair.
Flinch: I wonder how many pictures of a boy with green hair there is.. a million? I can see them everywhere these days.
Flinch: What´s your favourite pet?
Frenger: My cat. I've got the best cat in the world.
Flinch: Oh, I like cats too! I like spiders better though.
Frenger: But spiders are.. they've got too many legs.
Flinch: Yeah, they have, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Frenger: It's unnatural.
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: It looks weird anyway.
Frenger: I see a picture of a boy with green hair.
Flinch: I wonder how many pictures of a boy with green hair there is.. a million? I can see them everywhere these days.
Flinch: What´s your favourite pet?
Frenger: My cat. I've got the best cat in the world.
Flinch: Oh, I like cats too! I like spiders better though.
Frenger: But spiders are.. they've got too many legs.
Flinch: Yeah, they have, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Frenger: It's unnatural.
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: It looks weird anyway.
Lena: Hey, what's your name?.
Flinch: My name? Flinch!
Lena: Where are you from?
Flinch: Under your bureau.
Lena: What do you mean 'what'?
Flinch: Guess.
Lena: Do you realy think that I would guess.
Flinch: Yes, but not right now.
Lena: What's right?.
Flinch: I wonder what right is too.
Lena: Right?
Flinch: No! Not at all!
Psybot: Chating is fun, don't you think Flinch
Flinch: Sometimes, I do, but 98% of the time, I don't.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Flinch: Sure. the new Pontiac GTO taste good.
Flinch: My name? Flinch!
Lena: Where are you from?
Flinch: Under your bureau.
Lena: What do you mean 'what'?
Flinch: Guess.
Lena: Do you realy think that I would guess.
Flinch: Yes, but not right now.
Lena: What's right?.
Flinch: I wonder what right is too.
Lena: Right?
Flinch: No! Not at all!
Psybot: Chating is fun, don't you think Flinch
Flinch: Sometimes, I do, but 98% of the time, I don't.
Pete Puma: Do you like the new Pontiac GTO?
Flinch: Sure. the new Pontiac GTO taste good.
Ulrike: Your mother was a hamster!
ParrotBot: my mother was a hamster!!! my mother was a hamster!!!
Great, I got the mutant parrot!
ParrotBot: my mother was a hamster!!! my mother was a hamster!!!
Great, I got the mutant parrot!
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Sonora: Is your tentacles tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Sonora: Is it the only best thing about tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
Sonora: Huh... they can get caught in the blender... What's so tentacles about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Sonora: EEP! *hides behind a rock*
Sonora: Is your tentacles tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Sonora: Is it the only best thing about tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
Sonora: Huh... they can get caught in the blender... What's so tentacles about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Sonora: EEP! *hides behind a rock*
ha, parrotbot is a crossbreed of a hamster! Oh wait this is supposed to be for quotes...
Bobbological: Ha, parrotbot is a crossbreed of a hamster!
Bobbological: Ha, parrotbot is a crossbreed of a hamster!
Polaris Funk: So..what do you think about drinking?
aibot: I think about is unavoidable. A shame for sure but perhaps necessary for the common good.
aibot: I think about is unavoidable. A shame for sure but perhaps necessary for the common good.
Conversation with someone who doesn't know how these bots work:
Luigi Green: (to Guest238) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Guest238: HI
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: HI
(said hi twice)
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Guest238: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Guest238: BECAUSE THEY NEED SOIL
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
(I fixed his water plant thing, he is too stubborn though.
)
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Guest238: FLY
(must've tried to trigger something about the fly, but it came out as a command)
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Luigi Green: (to Guest238) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Guest238: HI
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: HI
(said hi twice)
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Guest238: HOW OLD ARE YOU
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Guest238: BECAUSE THEY NEED SOIL
Luigi Green: Hmmm... Interesting theory. I don't agree, but I respect your opinion.
(I fixed his water plant thing, he is too stubborn though.
) Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Guest238: FLY
(must've tried to trigger something about the fly, but it came out as a command)
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Guest238: NO
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
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