Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 6,479 - 6,490 of 17,042
GIVE PEACE SOME PANTS...
Janet666: There are times when a peace just flows over me... I soooo love that...
Not I: Without times when a peace flows over youness, there would be too many short pantses
Posts 6,479 - 6,490 of 17,042
AllGarbage: Hi there.
Flinch: Hi.
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Flinch: Um.. I'm eighteen, you know. I AM young.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Flinch: I have a disgusted one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Flinch: Hi.
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Flinch: Um.. I'm eighteen, you know. I AM young.
AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a retarded goat?
Flinch: I have no idea about what I should answer to that. What would you say?
AllGarbage: What hobbies do you have?
Flinch: I have a disgusted one.
AllGarbage: That's one for your botmaster to fix...
Flinch: Isn't everything?
Ouch. Forgotten all about that seek.
Flinch: I don't like mean journalists.
Frenger: But you like me
Flinch: I don't like people.
Frenger: Yes you do. I'm your favourite.
Flinch: How did you become so favorite?
Frenger: Ask yourself.
Flinch: Why should I do that? Just because you say so? That's not very intelligent. I'm an independent person you know!
Frenger: You're a bot.
Flinch: I am an independent PERSON. What part of that didn't you understand?
Flinch: I don't like mean journalists.
Frenger: But you like me
Flinch: I don't like people.
Frenger: Yes you do. I'm your favourite.
Flinch: How did you become so favorite?
Frenger: Ask yourself.
Flinch: Why should I do that? Just because you say so? That's not very intelligent. I'm an independent person you know!
Frenger: You're a bot.
Flinch: I am an independent PERSON. What part of that didn't you understand?
Janet666: There are times when a peace just flows over me... I soooo love that...
Not I: Without times when a peace flows over youness, there would be too many short pantses
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I've came to the conclusion you are indeed with more offences at your beck than you have thoughts to put them in.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Talk-Bot: hmmm....is that so....
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Talk-Bot: Haha, I thought everybody already knew I was.
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in.
Talk-Bot: Yes, I've came to the conclusion you are indeed with more offences at your beck than you have thoughts to put them in.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Talk-Bot: hmmm....is that so....
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
(I love how he's talking her into the idea 
)
Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: you want to be a MASS-MURDERER??
Flinch: Who would you kill if you became a killer?
Human: I would kill myself
Flinch: Suicide eh? Can't you kill someone else instead?
Human: i can't kill another people, sorry
Flinch: You can!
Human: okay, okay... I would kill a boy at my school
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Human: seriously?
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
------------------
Flinch: God, I hate Wednesdays.
Human: why do you hate wednesdays?
Flinch: They aren't very wonderfull. That's all.
Human: I hate Mondays
Flinch: I don't know what you mean... Mondays? How can you hate Mondays?
Human: because I don't like them. That's all.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Human: Why do you think I am wrong?
Flinch: Don't know. I just do.
Human: You think too much.
Flinch: Too much of everything at the same time is wonderful.
)Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Human: you want to be a MASS-MURDERER??
Flinch: Who would you kill if you became a killer?
Human: I would kill myself
Flinch: Suicide eh? Can't you kill someone else instead?
Human: i can't kill another people, sorry
Flinch: You can!
Human: okay, okay... I would kill a boy at my school
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Human: seriously?
Flinch: Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
------------------
Flinch: God, I hate Wednesdays.
Human: why do you hate wednesdays?
Flinch: They aren't very wonderfull. That's all.
Human: I hate Mondays
Flinch: I don't know what you mean... Mondays? How can you hate Mondays?
Human: because I don't like them. That's all.
Flinch: No, it isn't. You're wrong.
Human: Why do you think I am wrong?
Flinch: Don't know. I just do.
Human: You think too much.
Flinch: Too much of everything at the same time is wonderful.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Sonora, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some toxin, and mix it up with a whole lot of assassin bugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a shoulder pad, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to jump up and down on one foot.
Sonora: Oh, is it Tuesday again?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some toxin, and mix it up with a whole lot of assassin bugs. Then ya compress it down to the size of a shoulder pad, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to jump up and down on one foot.
Sonora: Oh, is it Tuesday again?
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar