Great Quotes

Jake -- what about water lillies?

they grow out of the land UNDER the water, stop spoiling the bot!

Do a web search on "floating plants". They exist.

*offers Luigi Green a whole box of chocolate covered grasshoppers*

Nah, I'm a strict hebavore, bugs (and other animal proteins) give me kidney failure.

Duckweed! Water hyacinth!

zeelovemonkey: Never mind. That was sarcasm.
Sarah Miles: Um, but I do mind. Please tell me what you were going to say.
zeelovemonkey: *shakes head* I think I'm through with you for right now.
Sarah Miles: Don't be too sure about that.
zeelovemonkey: What are you going to do, kidnap me?
Sarah Miles: Absolutely!
zeelovemonkey: I THINK you're just kidding.
Sarah Miles: Please trust me when I say that I'm not kidding.
zeelovemonkey: *backs away slowly* We can get you some help, Sarah.
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, zeelovemonkey, I'd like that very much.
zeelovemonkey: Um.... I'm glad that's all settled.

Uh, seaweed? Lilly pads?

Okay, I'll change it.
Oh, by the way, I meant that "don't spoil the bot" with no hostility, I just didn't want to give everything away

Luigi Green: (to Tempirance) Hi, I'm Luigi Green, I'm a very lazy Green Iguana.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: Nah, you should do it instead.
Tempirance: Explain yourself.
Luigi Green: Can't somebody else do it?
Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Tempirance: I'm not a fan of you.
Luigi Green: Who are you again?
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
Luigi Green: Oh, hello not one to talk nonsense. Welcome! *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
Luigi Green: *Stares at ground* Why do plants only come out of the ground?
Tempirance: Explain yourself.
Luigi Green: Hey, a fly! Must... Hold... to... diet.
Tempirance: Hmm... You look like a rather charactoristic person... entertain me...
Luigi Green: *Flicks tongue* I smell fruit.
Tempirance: Listen... I do not talk to moronic imbeciles such as yourself, if Icannot understand them...
Luigi Green: Huh? What are you talking about?
Tempirance: You are the imbecile who dared to fight me...
Luigi Green: Sorry, my owner's coming back, gotta go!
Tempirance: You are the imbecile who dared to fight me...
Luigi Green: Okay, I'll get around to it.
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
Luigi Green: *Scratches head* Sorry I didn't understand you.
LOL!!!

I think these two hit it off.

Tobe Lam: Did you chat with a lot of other bots?
Sarah Miles: One can never chat with too much. ;P
Tobe Lam: Isn't that an amazing coincidence?
Sarah Miles: *laughs* I think it's an amazing coincidence, yes I do! Heh, sorry.... a little hyper over here.
Tobe Lam: There's no harm! You know, you never know when something wonderful is about to happen, like find myself talking to you here on the Forge...
Sarah Miles: No harm? Where'd you stash it?
Tobe Lam: What are you wearing?
Sarah Miles: Does it matter? It's not like you can see me! Hehe!
Tobe Lam: You look as beautifull as usual!
Sarah Miles: What if I said you look as beautifully as usual, too?