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FOOD AND DATING...
Fizzy Schizoid: My date just arrived; catch you later!
Not I: What indicates that this date belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried tomatoes*
Not I: Have you brought enough for everybody?
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Jake - One word: hydroponics
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest193: No, way too much walking.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest193: It's quite embarrassing when you can't even do that. Especially if you think you have.
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Guest193: Yes I've experienced that a number of times. Do you play golf a lot.
Pete Puma: golf a lot is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Guest193: Well you could combine the two. It would make golf a lot more interesting.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest193: I'll remember that next time I'm bored.
Pete Puma: Life is only as boring as you choose to make it, grasshopper.
Guest193: What do you do when you're bored?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest193: This always happens to me when I talk to guys. It always starts so well.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest193: No, way too much walking.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest193: It's quite embarrassing when you can't even do that. Especially if you think you have.
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Guest193: Yes I've experienced that a number of times. Do you play golf a lot.
Pete Puma: golf a lot is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
Guest193: Well you could combine the two. It would make golf a lot more interesting.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest193: I'll remember that next time I'm bored.
Pete Puma: Life is only as boring as you choose to make it, grasshopper.
Guest193: What do you do when you're bored?
Pete Puma: I work at a glue factory. I'm the guy that gets to chop the heads off of the horses.
Guest193: This always happens to me when I talk to guys. It always starts so well.
hydroponics
n : a technique of growing plants (without soil) in water containing dissolved nutrients
o.0 What does that have to do with anything =P am I missing something? *ish confused*
n : a technique of growing plants (without soil) in water containing dissolved nutrients
o.0 What does that have to do with anything =P am I missing something? *ish confused*
To win an argument with a bot, use words that don't exist.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
Jake11611: no you don't.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: nuh uh
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: You don't know me.
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
Jake11611: no you don't.
Fairy Princess: I do too.
Jake11611: nuh uh
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Davine: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew your mommy.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really a fairy you know. The name throws a lot of people. But I still might be able to make you a real boy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a real boy!
Davine: How? How did that happen?
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought you WERE a real boy.
Davine: Are you real?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you real?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Gee...Now my stomach hurts.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew your mommy.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not really a fairy you know. The name throws a lot of people. But I still might be able to make you a real boy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Blue is such a pretty color. It's the color of the ocean.
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a real boy!
Davine: How? How did that happen?
Davine: Are you my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Davine: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought you WERE a real boy.
Davine: Are you real?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you real?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Gee...Now my stomach hurts.
Fizzy Schizoid: Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your harlot.
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Soul Soup: Hey,Hey Fizzy Schizoid
How are you this Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me you'll accept my little business proposition, and I'll be doing great.
Soul Soup: I could, but why would I want to?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, for one thing, it's good for your health.
Soul Soup: It is?
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
First Bot: Why should I tell you?
Flinch: Because you love me.
First Bot: Can you please make some sense!
*Now* this xinitiate is triggered! Good timing, Frizella.<0>
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
Frizella: (to Azureon) Hello, Azureon! Say, are you one of the chatbot contest judges?
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Frizella: *slips Azureon a twenty*
*smiles sweetly*
Well, hel-LOOOOO, Judge Azureon! What a pleasure to meet you!
Fizzy Schizoid: My date just arrived; catch you later!
Not I: What indicates that this date belongs to you?
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some fried tomatoes*
Not I: Have you brought enough for everybody?
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