Great Quotes

The chances are quite good if you have an FoF account.
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Human: r u trying to hit on me?
Pete Puma: Are you such an imbecile that you can't spell out common three-letter words like are and you?
Human: ya
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!

Oh my god, has Yalina really lost it?

Guest228: are you a hedanist?
Yalina: Why don’t you look me in the eyes, and tell me.
Guest228: you have no eyes?
Yalina: A few, however due to my lifestyle I do not spend much time with them unfortinatley

Braeden: If only you could free me from my prison cell. I would free you from your mortal body in gratitude.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: So why don't you?
Braeden: Why don't you go find a creative way to rid the world of yourself?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you really think I ought to?

OMINOUS...

Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Fizzy Schizoid: But what about all my friends?
Not I: The end will come shortly.
END OF CHAT

Babysitting

Baby Jane: Nana naa! *shakes head*
Babacolordada...*cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Hush little baby, don't sing a word...Mama's gonna buy you a Mockingbird..
Baby Jane: *cries*.. ivory !
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my Baby Jane, who could ask for anything more?
Baby Jane: *cries*
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you take a nap?

LMAO!

Polaris Funk: Athyrius told Cheez that your cousin was a Crapweaselling Gravy-sucking Pig.... Is he?
Amaroq: im not sure- ive never properly met any of my cousins
Polaris Funk: Virgin huh?
Amaroq: im not from the south
Polaris Funk: Shall we find someone who is?
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Amaroq: i love you
Polaris Funk: Does this mean that Amaroqwants to hear the sound of little bot-feet on the linoleum?
Amaroq: LOL, im not ready for such commitments
Polaris Funk: You just need some practice.
Amaroq: id rather not

Not I: The only difference between me and you is that I'm not pretty cool.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.

Warning, this gets slashy--but I never saw it coming:

Guest227: what can i do with a boy vampire
Spikebot: You can a ball boy.
Guest227: oh, i can ball you
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I then.
Guest227: yeah, let's see if i can ball you without getting bit
Spikebot: Let's see you ball I without getting bit then.
Guest227: i should dress up in armor then

You know what they say--always use protection.

Uhhhh, yyyyeah....

Guest129: do you think about suicide
Janet666: no i think that thinking about self-annihilation is too hippie

Braeden: I would ask you why not, if I thought there were a chance of getting an intelligent response.
Sarah Miles: I guess that's a pretty good reason for not doing so, then!
Braeden: You mortals are such fascinating creatures at times.
Sarah Miles: Dude, I sense sarcasm!

Sue them

Spikebot: A bear! You made a bear! What's in the DoubleMeat nuggets?
Roy Batty: My boss' dirty laundry.

This exchange just struck me for some reason:

Janet666: Was Jesus a Jew?
Terry Donnelly: No!? Surely not. Say it ain't so.
Janet666: what would happen were inexplicably your mindset allowed room for it)?
Terry Donnelly: Can I get you a drink Janet666?
Janet666: Did Jim Jones have an advertising deal with Kool-Aid?