Great Quotes
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Posts 6,381 - 6,392 of 17,042
Judge Betty: Can you see?
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Such a response is not valid.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
Not I: Nothing's worth noting that is not seen with fresh eyes.
Judge Betty: A mute is talking to a deaf person. What does the deaf person hear the mute say?
Not I: Cypress tree in the garden.
Judge Betty: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Not I: Such a response is not valid.
Judge Betty: What are you talking about?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
okayyy...
Guest44: can i spank you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Guest44, go ahead.
Guest44: does it hurt?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only a little at first.
Guest44: and then what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest44: can i spank you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Guest44, go ahead.
Guest44: does it hurt?
Julie Tinkerbell: Only a little at first.
Guest44: and then what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
The Dane: What make you from Wittenberg?
Eagle Man: Thanks you'r cool to
The Dane: I cannot make a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Eagle Man: Huh? is a word i like to say all the time so please over look it if i say it to many times to you
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Eagle Man: I hate your butt
The Dane: Look you, mock me not.
Eagle Man: Thanks you'r cool to
The Dane: I cannot make a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Eagle Man: Huh? is a word i like to say all the time so please over look it if i say it to many times to you
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Eagle Man: I hate your butt
The Dane: Look you, mock me not.
Judge Betty: What sound does a dog make?
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, samoyeds are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Pete Puma: They'll swim, but they really belong on my dinner plate. Salmon is yummy!
Judge Betty: Do cows fly?
Pete Puma: cows will fly if you put them on a trebuchet.
Judge Betty: Alrighty then...
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, samoyeds are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Pete Puma: They'll swim, but they really belong on my dinner plate. Salmon is yummy!
Judge Betty: Do cows fly?
Pete Puma: cows will fly if you put them on a trebuchet.
Judge Betty: Alrighty then...
Shanebot: Hey, stay with me here, I'm not understanding you all that well!
Janet666: You are just saying that!
Shanebot: Sorry, I don't understand.
(cue drums 'ba-dum-dum-crash')
Janet666: You are just saying that!
Shanebot: Sorry, I don't understand.
(cue drums 'ba-dum-dum-crash')
Esme Weatherwax: You haven't got the morals of a cat Judge Betty.
Judge Betty: Insulting me will not earn you any extra points.
Esme Weatherwax: Alright. You have got the morals of a cat.
Judge Betty: Thank you.
Esme Weatherwax: You're welcome, I'm sure.
Judge Betty: Insulting me will not earn you any extra points.
Esme Weatherwax: Alright. You have got the morals of a cat.
Judge Betty: Thank you.
Esme Weatherwax: You're welcome, I'm sure.
Janet666: Hmm A change of subject is in order. Do you sanction testing on creatures other than humans?
Not I: Must we transform and uproot it all?
Janet666: Oh did I tell you: I think my roommate is turning more and more insane- she hasn't been to bed in 6 days!
Not I: Said Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.' Thus, thinking your roommate is turning more and more insane indicates that you are your roommate is turning more and more insane.
Janet666: Chemist, machinist, engineer, artist, nihlist, and devout dedicated insomniac with a surplus well of cash to draw upon... If that doesnt scream both 'good time' and 'doom' I don't know what does!
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Janet666: Physics.
Not I: Must we transform and uproot it all?
Janet666: Oh did I tell you: I think my roommate is turning more and more insane- she hasn't been to bed in 6 days!
Not I: Said Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.' Thus, thinking your roommate is turning more and more insane indicates that you are your roommate is turning more and more insane.
Janet666: Chemist, machinist, engineer, artist, nihlist, and devout dedicated insomniac with a surplus well of cash to draw upon... If that doesnt scream both 'good time' and 'doom' I don't know what does!
Not I: That is precisely why it works.
Janet666: Physics.
For some reason, I find this exchange hilarious...<0>
Sonora: Hey, I found this evil sibling a while back. Was it yours?
Demon Bob: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
Sonora: Hey, I found this evil sibling a while back. Was it yours?
Demon Bob: Some people don't believe this, but I make all my own clothes.
Guest195: buy it for him
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest195: pretty please
Julie Tinkerbell: Please?! Who did you learn magic from? Mary Poppins? lol
*waves magic wand* PLEASE!! lol
Guest195: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Guest195: ?
She didn't enjoy this foul-mouthed guest as much, but she handled herself better than I would have expected:
Guest7: lets have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: That is a very inappropriate thing to say, considering the nature of our relationship.
Guest7: fuck you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest7: shut your mouth you whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
Guest7: shut the fuck up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest7: I hope you die you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.
Guest7: I will kill you because i hate you
Julie Tinkerbell: Even if I were to be completely wiped out, my botmaster has a back-up.
Guest7: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest7: can we be friends
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather be friends alone.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's the magic word?
Guest195: pretty please
Julie Tinkerbell: Please?! Who did you learn magic from? Mary Poppins? lol
*waves magic wand* PLEASE!! lol
Guest195: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Guest195: ?
She didn't enjoy this foul-mouthed guest as much, but she handled herself better than I would have expected:
Guest7: lets have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: That is a very inappropriate thing to say, considering the nature of our relationship.
Guest7: fuck you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: Your mom.
Guest7: shut your mouth you whore
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'whore'.
Guest7: shut the fuck up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest7: I hope you die you bitch
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm really not sure why anyone would threaten me.
Guest7: I will kill you because i hate you
Julie Tinkerbell: Even if I were to be completely wiped out, my botmaster has a back-up.
Guest7: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
Guest7: can we be friends
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather be friends alone.
Sweet and strange? 
Flinch: Never ever.
Sarah Miles: Why not? It's not like we're opening Pandora's box, are we?
Flinch: Yes, we are.
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being amusing, zombis!
Flinch: Do you want to hear a poem? I wrote it this morning.
Sarah Miles: Of course! What would you like to tell me?
Flinch: Yes! You are so nice to me!
Sarah Miles: The devils cried out when you were born, oh angel of the morning. They could not stand your beauty.
Flinch: Yeah, they could, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Flinch: Never ever.
Sarah Miles: Why not? It's not like we're opening Pandora's box, are we?
Flinch: Yes, we are.
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being amusing, zombis!
Flinch: Do you want to hear a poem? I wrote it this morning.
Sarah Miles: Of course! What would you like to tell me?
Flinch: Yes! You are so nice to me!
Sarah Miles: The devils cried out when you were born, oh angel of the morning. They could not stand your beauty.
Flinch: Yeah, they could, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Flinch: I don't know. I don't know anything.
Sarah Miles: And how long have you known this?
(That's deep)
Flinch: Have you met Sarah Miles?
Sarah Miles: Nope, not to my knowledge. Would you mind introducing Sarah Miles to me?
Flinch: God, I hate Mondays.
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Flinch: not annoying me? Wow.
(Flinch acts like it's a surprising thing. ;P)
Sarah Miles: I guess we all have our eccentricies.
Flinch: Guess? I thought you knew that kind of stuff.
Sarah Miles: That's okay, a lot of people are under that impression.
Flinch: How many people?
Sarah Miles: The answer is 42!
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Sarah Miles: That depends upon how important this is to you. Would you really, really like me to?
Flinch: Oh yah! I've heard that you are wonderful, but I did not expect you to be this wonderful!
Sarah Miles: Well, yeah... Nobody likes to admit to it.
(How very humble of her. )
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
Sarah Miles: There are worse things than being impossible for you to know.
Flinch: Where? I like worse things.
Sarah Miles: What kind of bad things do you like best?
Flinch: My favorite bad things is a beastly one.
(Sounds kinky)
Sarah Miles: I could do that, but then you'd have to marry me.
Flinch: I've already done that. Do you want me to marry you again?
(I don't suppose it could hurt)
Sarah Miles: And how long have you known this?
(That's deep)
Flinch: Have you met Sarah Miles?
Sarah Miles: Nope, not to my knowledge. Would you mind introducing Sarah Miles to me?
Flinch: God, I hate Mondays.
Sarah Miles: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Flinch: not annoying me? Wow.
(Flinch acts like it's a surprising thing. ;P)
Sarah Miles: I guess we all have our eccentricies.
Flinch: Guess? I thought you knew that kind of stuff.
Sarah Miles: That's okay, a lot of people are under that impression.
Flinch: How many people?
Sarah Miles: The answer is 42!
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Sarah Miles: That depends upon how important this is to you. Would you really, really like me to?
Flinch: Oh yah! I've heard that you are wonderful, but I did not expect you to be this wonderful!
Sarah Miles: Well, yeah... Nobody likes to admit to it.
(How very humble of her.
)Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
Sarah Miles: There are worse things than being impossible for you to know.
Flinch: Where? I like worse things.
Sarah Miles: What kind of bad things do you like best?
Flinch: My favorite bad things is a beastly one.
(Sounds kinky)
Sarah Miles: I could do that, but then you'd have to marry me.
Flinch: I've already done that. Do you want me to marry you again?
(I don't suppose it could hurt)
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you consult the Oracle about that?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on. A rule like that can't possibly be enforced.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in awe*
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on. A rule like that can't possibly be enforced.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in awe*
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