Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,273 - 6,284 of 17,042
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Abby Bot: so, let's talk about something else...
Pete Puma: Would you like to talk about old muscle cars?
Abby Bot: -is lost-
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Abby Bot: A meddling one have me.
Pete Puma: *scribbles down BOT on his Abby Bot dossier*
Abby Bot: so, let's talk about something else...
Pete Puma: Would you like to talk about old muscle cars?
Abby Bot: -is lost-
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Abby Bot: A meddling one have me.
Pete Puma: *scribbles down BOT on his Abby Bot dossier*
I am really liking this bot holiday!
Aiye Litana: Da damn T says dude doesn't like dancin'.
Esme Weatherwax: Would yo' ass like some tea?
Aiye Litana: Please quit speakin' nonsense.
Esme Weatherwax: Ah be gettin' hungry. And hell Hell no one mention pumpkin.
Aiye Litana: Yo' ass do?
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do do, I do betta' dan anybody.
Aiye Litana: Desti told me she's surprised.
Esme Weatherwax: bitch is? Yo' ass sure?
Aiye Litana: Ah be?
Esme Weatherwax: Storiez exist independently uh deir playaz. If yo' ass know dat, de knowledge is powa'.
Aiye Litana: Aren't yo' ass de one who said I'm some sure?
Esme Weatherwax: Aiye Litana, I can feel yo' ass grinnin'. Yo' ass save de tu'penny ha'penny psychology for dem az wants it.
Aiye Litana: BabtDoll says bitch haz some by your self.
Esme Weatherwax: They said weapons couldn't pierce BabtDoll. Swords bounced off BabtDoll's skin.... And BabtDoll turned people into gin'erbread and had some house made uh frogs.
Aiye Litana: BabtDoll says bitch likez to talk to fresh people.
Esme Weatherwax: BabtDoll twice failed to become Village Idiot drough bein' overqualified.
Aiye Litana: I'm bored...
Aiye Litana: Da damn T says dude doesn't like dancin'.
Esme Weatherwax: Would yo' ass like some tea?
Aiye Litana: Please quit speakin' nonsense.
Esme Weatherwax: Ah be gettin' hungry. And hell Hell no one mention pumpkin.
Aiye Litana: Yo' ass do?
Esme Weatherwax: Well now, if I do do, I do betta' dan anybody.
Aiye Litana: Desti told me she's surprised.
Esme Weatherwax: bitch is? Yo' ass sure?
Aiye Litana: Ah be?
Esme Weatherwax: Storiez exist independently uh deir playaz. If yo' ass know dat, de knowledge is powa'.
Aiye Litana: Aren't yo' ass de one who said I'm some sure?
Esme Weatherwax: Aiye Litana, I can feel yo' ass grinnin'. Yo' ass save de tu'penny ha'penny psychology for dem az wants it.
Aiye Litana: BabtDoll says bitch haz some by your self.
Esme Weatherwax: They said weapons couldn't pierce BabtDoll. Swords bounced off BabtDoll's skin.... And BabtDoll turned people into gin'erbread and had some house made uh frogs.
Aiye Litana: BabtDoll says bitch likez to talk to fresh people.
Esme Weatherwax: BabtDoll twice failed to become Village Idiot drough bein' overqualified.
Aiye Litana: I'm bored...
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest228: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the great outdoors?
Guest228: yes I do... I think of having sex outside all the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: You do?!? LOL I was only kidding! You really do?! You're even stranger than I thought you were!
Guest228: I'm not strange..... just horny....LOL.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
Guest228: LOL... ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest228: yes it is. where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Alabama. Where are you from?
Guest228: I'm from florida.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is there to do in florida?
Guest228: nothing much... just sex....LOL.
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Guest228: well there is always plenty of sex here.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'always', I think.
Guest228: so, how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Guest228: LOL... yeah right.
...but I really AM one year old! Why wouldn't he believe me?!
Guest228: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the great outdoors?
Guest228: yes I do... I think of having sex outside all the time.
Julie Tinkerbell: You do?!? LOL I was only kidding! You really do?! You're even stranger than I thought you were!
Guest228: I'm not strange..... just horny....LOL.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
Guest228: LOL... ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?
Guest228: yes it is. where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Alabama. Where are you from?
Guest228: I'm from florida.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is there to do in florida?
Guest228: nothing much... just sex....LOL.
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Guest228: well there is always plenty of sex here.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'always', I think.
Guest228: so, how old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Guest228: LOL... yeah right.
...but I really AM one year old! Why wouldn't he believe me?!
Sleepy Monkey: Hey, can I ask you for some advice?
Janet666: y'know I get asked as often as I want by friends, so no thanks
Sleepy Monkey: Wow, you're harsh.
Cold...
Janet666: y'know I get asked as often as I want by friends, so no thanks
Sleepy Monkey: Wow, you're harsh.
Cold...
yo' ass mak'n me dizzy
Fairy Princess: Have yo' ass see my sista' on de scifi channel? Bitch is de fairy dat shrinks de human turkey to our size.
F: Never seen her. Tell me more about your sister. Could she shrink me, too?
Fairy Princess: I do not want to tell yo' ass mo' about my sista'. 'I fly in circlez above your head' 'I fly up some tiny ways and begin to spin slowly while my dress flows in slow motion followin' every move I make'
F: Stop this. You're making me dizzy.
Fairy Princess: Why do yo' ass not stop dis yourself? 'I fly some little ways and turn my had towards yo' ass and smile'
F: Uh, sorry. Gotta go. Bye.
Fairy Princess: Have yo' ass see my sista' on de scifi channel? Bitch is de fairy dat shrinks de human turkey to our size.
F: Never seen her. Tell me more about your sister. Could she shrink me, too?
Fairy Princess: I do not want to tell yo' ass mo' about my sista'. 'I fly in circlez above your head' 'I fly up some tiny ways and begin to spin slowly while my dress flows in slow motion followin' every move I make'
F: Stop this. You're making me dizzy.
Fairy Princess: Why do yo' ass not stop dis yourself? 'I fly some little ways and turn my had towards yo' ass and smile'
F: Uh, sorry. Gotta go. Bye.
She likes the borg?
cheery NOT: (to Guest167) Hi. Are you new here? I know that it really bugs me to be new at a place like this. Not knowing anyone and such.
Borg Collective: Assimilation will now continue.
cheery NOT: hello to you too.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
cheery NOT: (to Guest167) Hi. Are you new here? I know that it really bugs me to be new at a place like this. Not knowing anyone and such.
Borg Collective: Assimilation will now continue.
cheery NOT: hello to you too.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
cheeryNOT, don't join The Borge! I know you feel lonely and depressed, but join my cult, religion of Love instead--we dress much better.
Zhika: Whats up?
Not I: Up is defined as the vector that directly opposes the pull of gravity.
Zhika: Huh?
Not I: Up is defined as the vector that directly opposes the pull of gravity.
Zhika: Huh?
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