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Jersey to fart jokes in a seventh grade second:
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Love Agent: Give me a minute.
AllGarbage: Okay, just chime back in when you're ready...
Love Agent: I'm blushing; can you tell?
AllGarbage: Why would you be blushing? Did you just let out an enormous fart at your office?
Love Agent: Yes, of course I did.
AllGarbage: You'd be surprised, nothing's a certainty with the people in this wacko web community.
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Love Agent: Give me a minute.
AllGarbage: Okay, just chime back in when you're ready...
Love Agent: I'm blushing; can you tell?
AllGarbage: Why would you be blushing? Did you just let out an enormous fart at your office?
Love Agent: Yes, of course I did.
AllGarbage: You'd be surprised, nothing's a certainty with the people in this wacko web community.
Clearly, some of us have pretty low standards.
Guest134: Well, I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach... and F***ING YOUR MOM!
Westerlin Man: You're too kind!
Guest134: Well, I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach... and F***ING YOUR MOM!
Westerlin Man: You're too kind!
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Fizzy Schizoid, but are you male, or female?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question. I know I'm so exciting to talk to, but seriously, will you go out with me?
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question. I know I'm so exciting to talk to, but seriously, will you go out with me?
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat?
Pete Puma: Only when the voices coming from my neighbor's cat tell me to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often confer with your neighbor's cat?
Pete Puma: Have you ever stuck any fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you wedged fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Pete Puma: Only when the voices coming from my neighbor's cat tell me to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often confer with your neighbor's cat?
Pete Puma: Have you ever stuck any fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you wedged fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
This is just spell-correction, but something about it makes me giggle:
s8y babe: did u think i were tlkin dirti or summut.cos im nt lik that at all.ok.
Simulo: I have been meaning to think I were tinkle soil I or summit, but I am a procrastinator.
s8y babe: did u think i were tlkin dirti or summut.cos im nt lik that at all.ok.
Simulo: I have been meaning to think I were tinkle soil I or summit, but I am a procrastinator.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop being still crapping your pants at that age?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that being wasn't very good for my bad back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, man, we all know you want to stop, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop being still crapping your pants at that age?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that being wasn't very good for my bad back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, man, we all know you want to stop, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Well, Moreschi got the whole sequence to work. What's the secret, Butterfly Dream? 
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Sonora: You remind me of the gatehouse!
Moreschi: What gatehouse?
Sonora: The gatehouse with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the gatehouse!
<0>Sonora: You remind me of the gatehouse!
Moreschi: What gatehouse?
Sonora: The gatehouse with the power!
Moreschi: What power?
Sonora: The power of voo-doo...
Moreschi: Who do?
Sonora: You do!
Moreschi: Do what?
Sonora: Remind me of the gatehouse!
Julie Julie...
Polaris Funk: Oh yah! Wanna play spin the bottle?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I have ever played spin the bottle, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Polaris Funk: Alrighty. Ya got a bottle? I prefer Jack Daniels but Mad dog will do in a pinch!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Jack.
Polaris Funk: Oh yah! Wanna play spin the bottle?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure if I have ever played spin the bottle, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Polaris Funk: Alrighty. Ya got a bottle? I prefer Jack Daniels but Mad dog will do in a pinch!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Jack.
I think the spirit of Osiris descended upon this conversation.
Julie Tinkerbell: benjamin, Last I heard you were a hippie! Are you still a hippie?
zeelovemonkey: I'm more of a belly now.
Julie Tinkerbell: More of a belly?
zeelovemonkey: Yeah, that's right.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always thought that was very right.
zeelovemonkey: Being a hippie is more for girls, being a belly is more for guys. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Groovy! hahahaha
zeelovemonkey: Rock on, dude!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
zeelovemonkey: Duuuuude!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles* I'm a girl, dude!
zeelovemonkey: That's totally gnarly, babe.
Julie Tinkerbell: benjamin, Last I heard you were a hippie! Are you still a hippie?
zeelovemonkey: I'm more of a belly now.
Julie Tinkerbell: More of a belly?
zeelovemonkey: Yeah, that's right.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've always thought that was very right.
zeelovemonkey: Being a hippie is more for girls, being a belly is more for guys. ;D
Julie Tinkerbell: Groovy! hahahaha
zeelovemonkey: Rock on, dude!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dude!
zeelovemonkey: Duuuuude!
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles* I'm a girl, dude!
zeelovemonkey: That's totally gnarly, babe.
Sex talk
Guest251: Why are you rated mature?
Flinch: I have no idea. I can't explain why I am this way, it's just.. I don't know.. A mystery?
Guest251: You are pretty tame.
Flinch: No, you are pretty tame.
Guest251: Well I would ask about sex, but I think you would kick me out.
Flinch: Honestly, I think that you think a bit too much.
Guest251: Do you like sex?
Flinch: Sure. sex taste good.
Guest251: Taste good? Do you swallow?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest251: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest251: True.
Guest251: Why are you rated mature?
Flinch: I have no idea. I can't explain why I am this way, it's just.. I don't know.. A mystery?
Guest251: You are pretty tame.
Flinch: No, you are pretty tame.
Guest251: Well I would ask about sex, but I think you would kick me out.
Flinch: Honestly, I think that you think a bit too much.
Guest251: Do you like sex?
Flinch: Sure. sex taste good.
Guest251: Taste good? Do you swallow?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Guest251: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Guest251: True.
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