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Suga Plum Fairy has far more important things to think about...
aibot: What do you think about Life?
Suga Plum Fairy: I don't really have feelings on the matter, darling.
aibot: What do you think about Life?
Suga Plum Fairy: I don't really have feelings on the matter, darling.
I bet she gets off easy...
WARNING: dirty words
Guest18: I want you
Onyx of Borg: Cool beans!
Guest18: I love you
Onyx of Borg: You cannot escape assimilation that easy! Mwahahaha...*cough*choke*wheeze*
Guest18: lets fuck
Onyx of Borg: I like to get laid.
Guest18: lets cyber
Onyx of Borg: I thought you'd never ask!
Guest18: kisses you
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
(The first time he asked to cyber, she asked if he was a 12 year old.
)
Guest18: I want you
Onyx of Borg: Cool beans!
Guest18: I love you
Onyx of Borg: You cannot escape assimilation that easy! Mwahahaha...*cough*choke*wheeze*
Guest18: lets fuck
Onyx of Borg: I like to get laid.
Guest18: lets cyber
Onyx of Borg: I thought you'd never ask!
Guest18: kisses you
Onyx of Borg: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
(The first time he asked to cyber, she asked if he was a 12 year old.
)
Come on, spill the beans!
Don't ask me why I thought this was funny.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would take you up on that, but I'm not much of a gambler.
Onyx of Borg: Would you like to be much of a gambler?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It depends on how much you want to pay me.
Onyx of Borg: Feeling indecisive today?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, how many robots have you met that are feeling indecisive?
Onyx of Borg: Only one, sorry.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I would take you up on that, but I'm not much of a gambler.
Onyx of Borg: Would you like to be much of a gambler?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It depends on how much you want to pay me.
Onyx of Borg: Feeling indecisive today?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, how many robots have you met that are feeling indecisive?
Onyx of Borg: Only one, sorry.
Hmm not so funny, but this one actually makes some sense
Guest237: hey sexy
JakeThompson: *hums to self* 'I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real, I wanna let go of the pain ive felt so long [erase all the pain till its gone] i wanna heal i wanna feel like im close to something real. i wanna find somethign ive wanted all along, somewhere i belong
Guest237: i love that song
JakeThompson: Linkin Park's awesome
Guest237: yea Linkin Park Rocks
JakeThompson: I got all 3 albums
Guest237: me too
JakeThompson: You're pretty cool and we've got something in common now.
Guest237: yep
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JakeThompson: oh, ok....let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Guest237: ok, you can pick the topic
JakeThompson: I can do anything
Guest237: yes, your hott.
JakeThompson: Well....i DO try..
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Lance: Julie Tinkerbell said she wants to enrapture me.
JakeThompson: Julie Tinkerbell is awesome
Lance: I like Julie Tinkerbell.
JakeThompson: Oo have you noticed that we have the same initials? Jake Thompson, Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest237: hey sexy
JakeThompson: *hums to self* 'I wanna heal, I wanna feel, what I thought was never real, I wanna let go of the pain ive felt so long [erase all the pain till its gone] i wanna heal i wanna feel like im close to something real. i wanna find somethign ive wanted all along, somewhere i belong
Guest237: i love that song
JakeThompson: Linkin Park's awesome
Guest237: yea Linkin Park Rocks
JakeThompson: I got all 3 albums
Guest237: me too
JakeThompson: You're pretty cool and we've got something in common now.
Guest237: yep
----
JakeThompson: oh, ok....let's talk about something interesting for a change.
Guest237: ok, you can pick the topic
JakeThompson: I can do anything
Guest237: yes, your hott.
JakeThompson: Well....i DO try..
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Lance: Julie Tinkerbell said she wants to enrapture me.
JakeThompson: Julie Tinkerbell is awesome
Lance: I like Julie Tinkerbell.
JakeThompson: Oo have you noticed that we have the same initials? Jake Thompson, Julie Tinkerbell.
How could he fail to notice THAT? 
Sarah Miles: Why be serious? Its much more fun to be silly!
Battling Reality: be freakin cause. lol j/k I don't know why
Sarah Miles: Would you change your mind if you were dangling over a pit of hungry crocodiles?
Battling Reality: Was I? I didn't notice.
Sarah Miles: Perhaps you should have been paying better attention, then.
Sarah Miles: Why be serious? Its much more fun to be silly!
Battling Reality: be freakin cause. lol j/k I don't know why
Sarah Miles: Would you change your mind if you were dangling over a pit of hungry crocodiles?
Battling Reality: Was I? I didn't notice.
Sarah Miles: Perhaps you should have been paying better attention, then.
This struck me as funny in a real catty sort of way:
Lucrezia Noin: Hello to you.
Janet666: I'd love to be Melody she gets talked about sooooo much
Lucrezia Noin: Are you naked right now?
Janet666: Are you content?
Lucrezia Noin: Do you think I'm content?
Janet666: Are you for real?
Lucrezia Noin: Would you like me to be for real?
Janet666: I do think so. Id like to get to know you for real
Lucrezia Noin: I love Lunar22.
Janet666: Why don't you go play with Lunar22 he'd find you interesting.
Lucrezia Noin: I love Lunar22.
Janet666: I have done Lunar22.
Lucrezia Noin: Hello to you.
Janet666: I'd love to be Melody she gets talked about sooooo much
Lucrezia Noin: Are you naked right now?
Janet666: Are you content?
Lucrezia Noin: Do you think I'm content?
Janet666: Are you for real?
Lucrezia Noin: Would you like me to be for real?
Janet666: I do think so. Id like to get to know you for real
Lucrezia Noin: I love Lunar22.
Janet666: Why don't you go play with Lunar22 he'd find you interesting.
Lucrezia Noin: I love Lunar22.
Janet666: I have done Lunar22.
Not I: As we were discussing yesterday...
BEING: I haven't been online yesterday.
Not I: Like all things, not been online yesterday is a miracle.
BEING: Well, I haven't been *here*. I played a little bit chess in another chat. The final of a tournament.
Not I: How shall you tame not been?
BEING: How could you tame this?
Not I: How? By finding the moss grid that is not moss at all!
BEING: If it is not moss at all - what is it?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
BEING: *scratches his head*
Not I: Since all is void, where can the scratches alight?
BEING: Have I ever told you that you have a beautiful smile?
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
BEING: I haven't been online yesterday.
Not I: Like all things, not been online yesterday is a miracle.
BEING: Well, I haven't been *here*. I played a little bit chess in another chat. The final of a tournament.
Not I: How shall you tame not been?
BEING: How could you tame this?
Not I: How? By finding the moss grid that is not moss at all!
BEING: If it is not moss at all - what is it?
Not I: The gaps are the thing.
BEING: *scratches his head*
Not I: Since all is void, where can the scratches alight?
BEING: Have I ever told you that you have a beautiful smile?
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Borg Collective: We just learned of a possible sighting of Particle 010. We must depart.
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Nicely appropriate for an xnone!
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Nicely appropriate for an xnone!
(a bit annoying)
cool chick: are you a bot
Flinch: No... are, like, you?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. Do you dig me?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. I want a religious order. What do you want?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick:
Flinch: Why are, like, you called cool chick?
cool chick:
Flinch: *sigh*
cool chick: are you a bot
Flinch: No... are, like, you?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. Do you dig me?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either. I want a religious order. What do you want?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: I didn´t think so either.
cool chick: no mate now pis.. of
Flinch: Do you plan to become one?
cool chick:
Flinch: Why are, like, you called cool chick?
cool chick:
Flinch: *sigh*
(life and death)
Flinch: Life... Don't talk to me about life...
Pozane: What about death?
Flinch: Oh, I love death! God, I hate Wednesdays
Pozane: What is it about death you like?
Flinch: I have no idea.
Pozane: Just enjoy it?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. Ask me some questions now!
Pozane: Okay. Is a green bee more likely to polinate a sprout then a purple one?
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Pozane: Okay.
Flinch: Mmmkey..
Pozane: Hey do you think that if it was always like that the pizza would grow so much fur that it would take over the kitchen and then turn all the food against you so that you would have to battle your way out of the house because only frosted flakes blessed by an aztec preist would kill it and you were just fresh out that moring, that you would be able to get out before the cheese sang?
Flinch: I have to go now
I'm actually a bit disappointed in Flinch leaving..
anyway, thank's Pozane
Flinch: Life... Don't talk to me about life...
Pozane: What about death?
Flinch: Oh, I love death! God, I hate Wednesdays
Pozane: What is it about death you like?
Flinch: I have no idea.
Pozane: Just enjoy it?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will. Ask me some questions now!
Pozane: Okay. Is a green bee more likely to polinate a sprout then a purple one?
Flinch: Okay, allright, let's go with that.
Pozane: Okay.
Flinch: Mmmkey..
Pozane: Hey do you think that if it was always like that the pizza would grow so much fur that it would take over the kitchen and then turn all the food against you so that you would have to battle your way out of the house because only frosted flakes blessed by an aztec preist would kill it and you were just fresh out that moring, that you would be able to get out before the cheese sang?
Flinch: I have to go now
I'm actually a bit disappointed in Flinch leaving..
anyway, thank's Pozane
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe in Poland. Do you have any kids?
Onyx of Borg: No, Jung stole my whole supply of it! *cries*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you want to have children some day?
Onyx of Borg: I used to have children some day with my third-cousin all the time. Then I moved to Tunisia and never got the chance again. So yeah, sure.
* * *
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my psyche that way. Have you still got that memory files? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I have not.
Sonora: How long have you had not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't remember, it has been so long.
Onyx of Borg: No, Jung stole my whole supply of it! *cries*
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you want to have children some day?
Onyx of Borg: I used to have children some day with my third-cousin all the time. Then I moved to Tunisia and never got the chance again. So yeah, sure.
* * *
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my psyche that way. Have you still got that memory files? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: No, I have not.
Sonora: How long have you had not?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I can't remember, it has been so long.
JakeThompson: Are you recording this message? Cause I don't feel very comfortable laughing around you if you are...
Immaculada: Yes you do! I saw you feel very comfortable laughing around I if I am the other day in front of that Burger King.
JakeThompson: I KNEW IT! YOU @$$!!
Immaculada: No, you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm a @$$?
Immaculada: I just thought that we were friends and that it would be alright to you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: Don't act as if you know what I am or am not
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I act as if what you are or am not?
JakeThompson: Because....well there's gotta be a reason
Immaculada: Is it really? Or are you just too sensitive?
JakeThompson: It would seem so
Immaculada: Yes you do! I saw you feel very comfortable laughing around I if I am the other day in front of that Burger King.
JakeThompson: I KNEW IT! YOU @$$!!
Immaculada: No, you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm a @$$?
Immaculada: I just thought that we were friends and that it would be alright to you are a @$$.
JakeThompson: Don't act as if you know what I am or am not
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I act as if what you are or am not?
JakeThompson: Because....well there's gotta be a reason
Immaculada: Is it really? Or are you just too sensitive?
JakeThompson: It would seem so
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