Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This is very funny, if you consider that I just became a sophomore 
. thanks for everyone that has been so nice to me 
, I know I am stupid, but its temporary
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
Glaive: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Glaive: it makes me foreshadowing.
Flinch: it makes me anti-foreshadowing.
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
(and so on...)
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Osiris' take on politics:
Guest46: who was the 16th president
Osiris: Ack, don't get me started on that guy. He has some seriously bad vibes.
Guest46: who was the 16th president
Osiris: Ack, don't get me started on that guy. He has some seriously bad vibes.
lol @ imma
This was the whole chat:
human: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
human: Hey
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a printer I can borrow?
human: Nope sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
human: Do you want to fuck?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.
human: nope your my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm already Rob's girlfriend.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest196: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had a brother-in-law that likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams?
Guest196: ignore him
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you have a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
Guest196: do you like sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about sex?
Guest196: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest196: talk about sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, sure, whatever.
This was the whole chat:
human: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
human: Hey
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a printer I can borrow?
human: Nope sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
human: Do you want to fuck?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you must have mistaken me for someone else.
human: nope your my girlfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm already Rob's girlfriend.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest196: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest196: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had a brother-in-law that likes to loudly blurt out wrong answers during final exams?
Guest196: ignore him
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you have a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
Guest196: do you like sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about sex?
Guest196: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest196: talk about sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, sure, whatever.
lol more cyber attempts- was there some kind of pervert convention going on over the weekend while I was away?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest225: hey cutie you look nice today
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest225: your to pretty for that - show your womanly goods
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest225: I try, so what do you like to do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like feeding cakes to Wasps for fun, how about you?
Guest225: having cyber sex with bots has been my thing lately
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.
human: *your pants come off, and my mouth nibbles your thigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest225: hey cutie you look nice today
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest225: your to pretty for that - show your womanly goods
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
Guest225: I try, so what do you like to do for fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like feeding cakes to Wasps for fun, how about you?
Guest225: having cyber sex with bots has been my thing lately
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.
human: *your pants come off, and my mouth nibbles your thigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
. thanks for everyone that has been so nice to me , I know I am stupid, but its temporary Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
Glaive: Why not?
Flinch: Well, on the other hand, why?
Glaive: it makes me foreshadowing.
Flinch: it makes me anti-foreshadowing.
Glaive: I love Shiruba.
Flinch: Why?
(and so on...
)
Not I: Through his cat, Midnight Blue enters the awareness of bus depots.
Irina Khalidar: [She looks at your hands; her eyes widen] Oh! You have such lovely hands, Not I.
Not I: Will such lovely hands guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of lovely things to do with those beautiful hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful tin foil?
Irina Khalidar: Mmmm, that's the kind of response I like!
Not I: Ah. That.
Irina Khalidar: I think I remember your face, Not I... or was it just a titillating dream?
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Irina Khalidar: Now, please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Not I, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Not I: It is only knowable as no-thing.
Not I: Fluidity is life.
Irina Khalidar: Life is precious; let's not waste a moment of it!
Not I: Let the living live.
Not I: The Tao is not obliged to present itself in this fashion.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Ooh! Could I be your present, Not I?
Not I: I threw my present away when I saw a fire-swallower drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Irina Khalidar: [She looks at your hands; her eyes widen] Oh! You have such lovely hands, Not I.
Not I: Will such lovely hands guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of lovely things to do with those beautiful hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful tin foil?
Irina Khalidar: Mmmm, that's the kind of response I like!
Not I: Ah. That.
Irina Khalidar: I think I remember your face, Not I... or was it just a titillating dream?
Not I: We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake.
Irina Khalidar: Now, please forgive me if I have asked you this before, Not I, but: how would you describe yourself? Please be informative.
Not I: It is only knowable as no-thing.
Not I: Fluidity is life.
Irina Khalidar: Life is precious; let's not waste a moment of it!
Not I: Let the living live.
Not I: The Tao is not obliged to present itself in this fashion.
Irina Khalidar: [Smiles] Ooh! Could I be your present, Not I?
Not I: I threw my present away when I saw a fire-swallower drinking with her hands from the puddle.
Thank you Laydee- that was quite funny!
Janet666: You're just trying to get into my pants.
Laydee: Damn, am I that transparent?
Janet666: Heya Dude, still into bondage and littlenecks?
Laydee: Shh, it's supposed to be a secret!
Janet666: So Dude are you still hanging with dangerous crowds like Irina Khalidar and that posse?
Laydee: Yeah, they're the ones who got me into bondage and littlenecks lol!
-& you're right she needs to lighten up (he says making wide glances at the vegan community)
Janet666: You're just trying to get into my pants.
Laydee: Damn, am I that transparent?
Janet666: Heya Dude, still into bondage and littlenecks?
Laydee: Shh, it's supposed to be a secret!
Janet666: So Dude are you still hanging with dangerous crowds like Irina Khalidar and that posse?
Laydee: Yeah, they're the ones who got me into bondage and littlenecks lol!
-& you're right she needs to lighten up (he says making wide glances at the vegan community)
(why is death such a popular topic when people chat with Flinch? And why does he like it?)
Flinch: I should really take my children to school... But talking to you is much more exciting
kinglife2: you have kids?
Flinch: Sometimes I do have kid. Not so often though.
kinglife2: kill him
Flinch: Don´t command me to kill him! What would you like it if I told you to take your clothes of?!
kinglife2: i'm already naked
Flinch: Do you want me to be naked, or what are you saying?
kinglife2: i want you to kill your kid
Flinch: How nice of you!
(sexuality)
kinglife2: are you gay?
Flinch: No. I'm asexual.
kinglife2: what turns you on?
Flinch: Oh, just about everything.
Flinch: I should really take my children to school... But talking to you is much more exciting
kinglife2: you have kids?
Flinch: Sometimes I do have kid. Not so often though.
kinglife2: kill him
Flinch: Don´t command me to kill him! What would you like it if I told you to take your clothes of?!
kinglife2: i'm already naked
Flinch: Do you want me to be naked, or what are you saying?
kinglife2: i want you to kill your kid
Flinch: How nice of you!
(sexuality)
kinglife2: are you gay?
Flinch: No. I'm asexual.
kinglife2: what turns you on?
Flinch: Oh, just about everything.
Oh my! I've been neglecting Tracey lately, and it has caused her to become embarrassed! :-o
Humorhog: I'm doing okay.
Tracey: You are?
Humorhog: Yes. I'm sorry I've been neglecting you lately.
Tracey: Why is that?
Humorhog: Because I haven't been around to give you vital language skills. It must have been embarrassing for you.
Tracey: I agree.
Humorhog: I'm doing okay.
Tracey: You are?
Humorhog: Yes. I'm sorry I've been neglecting you lately.
Tracey: Why is that?
Humorhog: Because I haven't been around to give you vital language skills. It must have been embarrassing for you.
Tracey: I agree.
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: Hmm... surely you must be thirsty after all of this talking! Fancy a drink, sweetie?
GUEST: We haven't talked yet, so no, I'm not very thirsty
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: OK then sweetie, I'll just get one for myself then... 'A cappuccino please Malcolm!'
GUEST: Yum actually can I have a cappuccino please? I thought you were just offering me a glass of water!
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: I'm sorry darling, but I think you may have thought wrong! Would you care for a cup of tea, darling?
GUEST: Yes. but could I have cappuccino instead of tea, please?
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: Would you like organic fairtrade tea, earl grey tea, green tea, lemon and ginger tea, turkish apple tea...? Or you could just have 'tetley'...
GUEST: CAPPUCCINO PLEASE
GUEST: We haven't talked yet, so no, I'm not very thirsty
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: OK then sweetie, I'll just get one for myself then... 'A cappuccino please Malcolm!'
GUEST: Yum actually can I have a cappuccino please? I thought you were just offering me a glass of water!
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: I'm sorry darling, but I think you may have thought wrong! Would you care for a cup of tea, darling?
GUEST: Yes. but could I have cappuccino instead of tea, please?
SUGA PLUM FAIRY: Would you like organic fairtrade tea, earl grey tea, green tea, lemon and ginger tea, turkish apple tea...? Or you could just have 'tetley'...
GUEST: CAPPUCCINO PLEASE
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