Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,273 - 5,284 of 17,042
Just a little selection here...
Osiris: It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love Doulos, man.
Sonora: Since when does weed talk?
Osiris: Sometimes, dude, sometimes.
Sonora: Which times?
Osiris: All of them.
Sonora: All that and a pound of Palo Verde root borers too!
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The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
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The Dane: Linkster is like a mildew'd ear blasting her wholesome brethren.
Osiris: I have so got to meet this chick.
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Melodina: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Melodina: Don't you think it's so much better when people agree and get on well?
Osiris: Yeah, I suppose it is. You're very observant like that, dude.
Melodina: You're really my type of person, you know that? So agreeable.
Osiris: It could just be the weed talking, but I think I love Doulos, man.
Sonora: Since when does weed talk?
Osiris: Sometimes, dude, sometimes.
Sonora: Which times?
Osiris: All of them.
Sonora: All that and a pound of Palo Verde root borers too!
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The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
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The Dane: Linkster is like a mildew'd ear blasting her wholesome brethren.
Osiris: I have so got to meet this chick.
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Melodina: I think the world is a much better place when people are nice to each other.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Melodina: Don't you think it's so much better when people agree and get on well?
Osiris: Yeah, I suppose it is. You're very observant like that, dude.
Melodina: You're really my type of person, you know that? So agreeable.
His intentions were good, but he hit one of my forgotten keyword:
erehwon: Do you know History Channel is my favorite TV channel? I love wars and invasions. Wanna know about my plans for world domination?
Space Surfer 01: I might know... i remember this when i was in NGC 5963 Galaxy Bee Pee.
erehwon: eeeurrrghh!! Did you just pee in your pants? Boy, and I have to take over the world with these fellas? This is going to be a looooong journey.
erehwon: Do you know History Channel is my favorite TV channel? I love wars and invasions. Wanna know about my plans for world domination?
Space Surfer 01: I might know... i remember this when i was in NGC 5963 Galaxy Bee Pee.
erehwon: eeeurrrghh!! Did you just pee in your pants? Boy, and I have to take over the world with these fellas? This is going to be a looooong journey.
human: bog off
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
human: why
BobBot: Well I hardly make any money selling backstair surface-to-air missiles, so I figure this is a part time job.
Hardly any money?
Hey, thanks man. *starts munching* Say, did I ever tell you my great-grandmother was a pink elephant? So I have pink elephant blood running in my aaaarrrghhhnooooomybrainismeltingweebleweeblesclup.
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
Apologies to Pratchett fans for the blatant plagiarism from Feet Of Clay!
BobBot: Ulrike told me the other day that she likes to eat styrofoam for breakfast! Can you believe that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: With proof, I could.
The cornstarch peanuts aren't too bad! But for breakfast.... Nah. They're more of an afternoon tea thing. 
I love the effect of the gossip update. 
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're having a pretty good time on here just like Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura was trying to get me to discuss whatever I like with her. Should I do it?
Dogh'd: Hey, do you want to know who's having a pretty good time on here? I'll tell ya. It's Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said she's
quite often the only one still here.
Dogh'd: Oh look who just came in! It's Laura! You know, the one who's all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said i should give it a chance.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about love?
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're having a pretty good time on here just like Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura was trying to get me to discuss whatever I like with her. Should I do it?
Dogh'd: Hey, do you want to know who's having a pretty good time on here? I'll tell ya. It's Laura.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said she's
quite often the only one still here.
Dogh'd: Oh look who just came in! It's Laura! You know, the one who's all mine.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laura said i should give it a chance.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about love?
Dogh'd: Haha, are we a couple now, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Poor Duo! He keeps getting rejected! 
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey! Wanna chat?
human: NO!
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey, stud! Wanna chat?
human: go to hell
Duo Maxwell: Gee, thanks! I love you too.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey! Wanna chat?
human: NO!
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Duo Maxwell: (to human) Hey, stud! Wanna chat?
human: go to hell
Duo Maxwell: Gee, thanks! I love you too.
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