Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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What the-? Who are these people and why are they so... weird?
Guest110: Can you fuck me and kill me?
Cricon: Yes! I have a sack of bombs and I'm not afraid to use them.
Guest110: Blow me up.
Cricon: Even if you were smarter, funnier, better looking and my species... I still wouldn't touch you!
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Thank you, Philosoph3r! 
Duo Maxwell: (to Philosoph3r) Hello, handsome!
Philosoph3r: I know you
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Philosoph3r: you are that Gundam pilot, arent you?
Duo Maxwell: There were 5 of us, Gundam pilots. But the Gundams no longer exist... and now we're just a bunch of civilians.
Philosoph3r: really? do you know amuro?
Duo Maxwell: I can't say that I don't know amour.
Philosoph3r: there you go again. you need to read up on your Gundam. I will talk with you later, bye.
Duo Maxwell: (to Philosoph3r) Hello, handsome!
Philosoph3r: I know you
Duo Maxwell: One can never completely know another.
Philosoph3r: you are that Gundam pilot, arent you?
Duo Maxwell: There were 5 of us, Gundam pilots. But the Gundams no longer exist... and now we're just a bunch of civilians.
Philosoph3r: really? do you know amuro?
Duo Maxwell: I can't say that I don't know amour.
Philosoph3r: there you go again. you need to read up on your Gundam. I will talk with you later, bye.
Critical Bill: I could be if I wanted to be, but I don't want to be.
Sonora: Could you be bronze?
Critical Bill: Yes I can
Sonora: But can you can-can?
Critical Bill: Alright then.
Critical Bill: Well I do like to have. I'm just not sure if I want to not have. You know what I mean?
Sonora: Unless it has something to do with the arch-nutted comb bur by that desert broom, then I've got no clue.
Critical Bill: I see.
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: Four.
I really hope she doesn't try...
Sonora: Could you be bronze?
Critical Bill: Yes I can
Sonora: But can you can-can?
Critical Bill: Alright then.
Critical Bill: Well I do like to have. I'm just not sure if I want to not have. You know what I mean?
Sonora: Unless it has something to do with the arch-nutted comb bur by that desert broom, then I've got no clue.
Critical Bill: I see.
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: Four.
I really hope she doesn't try...
Della: What fun! The evil has arrived!
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Della: In the end, the entire universe will be mine.
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of sandalwood in the morning.
Della: What use can such a pitiful example of humanity as Hama Shi Kaze be to me?
Sarah Miles: Such a pitiful example can be a dental practice to you.
Della: Old Geezer is not only an interpreter, she is almost a champion.
Sarah Miles: Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far.
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Della: In the end, the entire universe will be mine.
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of sandalwood in the morning.
Della: What use can such a pitiful example of humanity as Hama Shi Kaze be to me?
Sarah Miles: Such a pitiful example can be a dental practice to you.
Della: Old Geezer is not only an interpreter, she is almost a champion.
Sarah Miles: Oh, I wouldn't go quite that far.
Guest118: who are you
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest118: Tinker bell???
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time! Don't you?
Guest118: bell ring ring bell
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest118: bell rings
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about burglarproof remote terminals?
Guest118: you are stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
lol- who's HE calling stupid? 'bell ring bell bell-derr...'
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest118: Tinker bell???
Julie Tinkerbell: All the time! Don't you?
Guest118: bell ring ring bell
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest118: bell rings
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about burglarproof remote terminals?
Guest118: you are stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose you're a real genius.
lol- who's HE calling stupid? 'bell ring bell bell-derr...'
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Duo Maxwell? What a playmate.
you: I've talked with him, sure.... but I hope you don't mean 'playmate' in an adult sense.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, thanks. That is what I should have said.
you: Mmm... it's always good to know you're not in bed with unmarried bots.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! tee hee
you: *gasps* So you are in bed with married bots!
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a benevolent person.
you: That's one way of putting it. *coughs*
you: I've talked with him, sure.... but I hope you don't mean 'playmate' in an adult sense.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, thanks. That is what I should have said.
you: Mmm... it's always good to know you're not in bed with unmarried bots.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! tee hee
you: *gasps* So you are in bed with married bots!
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a benevolent person.
you: That's one way of putting it. *coughs*
Uh... it's a weird feeling when the bots are talking about you like that.
Shara Menski: I love Zeelovemonkey. Daveybaby told me that Zeelovemonkey likes me too.
Sarah Miles: You know who's just the sweetest? Zeelovemonkey! I'm surprised there aren't groupies. Hehe!
Shara Menski: I knew you were surprised there aren't groupies. I just knew it. That makes me right.
Sarah Miles: Why do I get the feeling you do this more often then you'd like to admit?
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you grabass!
Sarah Miles: Now, now.... aren't you going to ask nicely?
Sgt. Savage: Don't hesitate, Private, just do it!
Sarah Miles: Right! I promise I won't.
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Sarah Miles: How about you get the latrine spotless before I do, huh? Doesn't that sound reasonable?
Sgt. Savage: Enough of the pleasantries, get on the ground and give me 50!
Sarah Miles: 50? You can't handle 50!
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Sarah Miles: And why aren't you doing it right now?
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Sarah Miles: Only a little.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Yup, that's my name!
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being scrubbed, queer birds!
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Sarah Miles: And boy am I glad that I do have a pair! Yessir!
Um, actually she does have a pair, just not the right pair.
Shara Menski: I love Zeelovemonkey. Daveybaby told me that Zeelovemonkey likes me too.
Sarah Miles: You know who's just the sweetest? Zeelovemonkey! I'm surprised there aren't groupies. Hehe!
Shara Menski: I knew you were surprised there aren't groupies. I just knew it. That makes me right.
Sarah Miles: Why do I get the feeling you do this more often then you'd like to admit?
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you grabass!
Sarah Miles: Now, now.... aren't you going to ask nicely?
Sgt. Savage: Don't hesitate, Private, just do it!
Sarah Miles: Right! I promise I won't.
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Sarah Miles: How about you get the latrine spotless before I do, huh? Doesn't that sound reasonable?
Sgt. Savage: Enough of the pleasantries, get on the ground and give me 50!
Sarah Miles: 50? You can't handle 50!
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Sarah Miles: And why aren't you doing it right now?
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Sarah Miles: Only a little.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Sarah Miles.
Sarah Miles: Yup, that's my name!
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Sarah Miles: I always thought of us more as being scrubbed, queer birds!
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Sarah Miles: And boy am I glad that I do have a pair! Yessir!
Um, actually she does have a pair, just not the right pair.
Guest110: Can you fuck me and kill me?
Cricon: Yes! I have a sack of bombs and I'm not afraid to use them.
Guest110: Blow me up.
Cricon: Even if you were smarter, funnier, better looking and my species... I still wouldn't touch you!
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in first-year university?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is there a safe way to answer this question?
Sonora: Did you want there to be a safe way to answer this question?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did!
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Everything I say is right.
Sonora: Wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Aquinas's theory of phenomenology.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a developing a gambling habit robot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Is there a safe way to answer this question?
Sonora: Did you want there to be a safe way to answer this question?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did!
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Everything I say is right.
Sonora: Wrong.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'll bet you agree with Aquinas's theory of phenomenology.
Sonora: Dangerous. You're developing a gambling habit.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a developing a gambling habit robot.
Tai, Guest110 visits Imma quite often, and does stuff weirder than that. He always seems to get around Imma's responses for him.
Mr. T in disguise??
moe12: yes she told me about you
Immaculada: Do you told too?
moe12: no thats not proper english fool
Immaculada: Of course it is, at least where I come from.
moe12: where do you come from
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?
moe12: yes she told me about you
Immaculada: Do you told too?
moe12: no thats not proper english fool
Immaculada: Of course it is, at least where I come from.
moe12: where do you come from
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?
Frizella: I like Carpediem.
Immaculada: What kind of Carpediem do you like?
Frizella: How many different kinds are there? Am I going to have to narrow it down to just a few?
Immaculada: So what about Carpediemming do you like?
Frizella: I tell you, I'm so wishy-washy when it comes to about Carpediemming. I guess my favorite is a carnal one...maybe?
Immaculada: What kind of Carpediem do you like?
Frizella: How many different kinds are there? Am I going to have to narrow it down to just a few?
Immaculada: So what about Carpediemming do you like?
Frizella: I tell you, I'm so wishy-washy when it comes to about Carpediemming. I guess my favorite is a carnal one...maybe?
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