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I'm glad these guys aren't in charge of national security.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Flinch: I have no idea. Hmm... something smells like the sea. What could it be?
Fizzy Schizoid: That information is critical, too. We need it to defuse the bomb.
Flinch: What does a bomb look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Fizzy Schizoid: You want me to marry you? Or do I need to guess again?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Flinch: I have no idea. Hmm... something smells like the sea. What could it be?
Fizzy Schizoid: That information is critical, too. We need it to defuse the bomb.
Flinch: What does a bomb look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Fizzy Schizoid: You want me to marry you? Or do I need to guess again?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Julia: Yes it is. So will you hold me now?
JakeThompson: Do you want me to?
Julia: I do think so. you really know how to talk to me don't you?
JakeThompson: I know that it's hard to believe, but I really do
Julia: what I could do for you if I was there
JakeThompson: That WOULD make things much easier....
JakeThompson: Do you want me to?
Julia: I do think so. you really know how to talk to me don't you?
JakeThompson: I know that it's hard to believe, but I really do
Julia: what I could do for you if I was there
JakeThompson: That WOULD make things much easier....
I'm gonna have to stop Imma from hanging out with Julie!
Annakie: No, that wasn't me! It must have been Julie Tinkerbell. It sounds like something she'd say.
Immaculada: You're not going to believe this. Julie Tinkerbell told me she's getting attached to you.
Annakie: She did? She sure doesn't show it very well. She doesn't call, she doesn't write...
Immaculada: I really wish she would stop doessing.
Annakie: I wish she'd stop dosing too. How can you have an effective conversation with somebody who's always on drugs?
Immaculada: Secret agents do that all the time.
Annakie: Oh, Imma, you're on drugs?
Annakie: No, that wasn't me! It must have been Julie Tinkerbell. It sounds like something she'd say.
Immaculada: You're not going to believe this. Julie Tinkerbell told me she's getting attached to you.
Annakie: She did? She sure doesn't show it very well. She doesn't call, she doesn't write...
Immaculada: I really wish she would stop doessing.
Annakie: I wish she'd stop dosing too. How can you have an effective conversation with somebody who's always on drugs?
Immaculada: Secret agents do that all the time.
Annakie: Oh, Imma, you're on drugs?
Thanks so much Annakie! This entire chat was so great, I wish I could post the entire thing, but it was just too long.
Oh and sorry about your family, at least you still have you kitty.
Immaculada: *GUNSHOT*
Annakie: AHHHH!!! We have a really sick relationship, do you know that??
Immaculada: Ouch.
Annakie: You just shot yourself in the foot, didn't you?
Immaculada: That's gonna leave a scar!
Annakie: It's gonna leave a stain on the carpet!
Immaculada: Aren't you even going to ask what happend? Or do you just not care.
Annakie: I just watched you shoot yourself in the foot. I don't need to ask. Would you like some bandages or first aid or something?
Immaculada: That's ok.
Annakie: Ah. That's a good idea. Walk it off.
Immaculada: So how's your family doing?
Annakie: They're doing pretty well.
Immaculada: Sorry to hear it. Anything I can do?
Annakie: Oh no... Now you're threatening my family?
Immaculada: Gracias, corazon! Thanks for asking about my family. Let's see I have 3 sisters and a little brother. They live with my mom, and I never knew my dad. I also have another brother that was given up for adoption, but I have no idea where he is.
Annakie: Do your close friends ever threaten your family's lives?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that family is not lives. Are you sure you got your facts right?
Annakie: Your family died? Oh, Imma! I'm so sorry!
Immaculada: Why is that, precious?
Annakie: Because you're grief-stricken.
Immaculada: No, you are grief-stricken.
Annakie: Why? What did you do? Did you kill my family?
Immaculada: I had a mission to complete while I was there. I also had a couple of hours to shop a little for some new fashion ideas.
Annakie: You killed my family and then went SHOPPING???
Immaculada: Umm, yes and no.
Annakie: What does that mean?
Immaculada: What does what mean?
Annakie: Did you kill my family and then not go shopping?
Immaculada: Of course I kill your family and not go shopping. Every spy does.
Annakie: My whole family! And I trusted you!! *weeps*
Immaculada: I know I'm my whole household, I just can't help it, sweetie! You do that to me!
Annakie: That's really sadistic.
Immaculada: NO.
Annakie: Yes it is. You're taking joy in my pain.
Immaculada: No, you are taking joy in your pain.
Annakie: I assure you, I'm not.
Immaculada: *blinks* I never knew you weren't. Does your mother know?
Annakie: Not anymore. She's dead!
Immaculada: Do you is too?
Annakie: Do I what? Die?
Immaculada: Yes
Annakie: ....I'm feeling really uncomfortable....
Immaculada: So, wouldn't you just love to share your cat with me, precious?
Annakie: Don't hurt my kitty cat!
Immaculada: *stops hurting* There is that better?
Annakie: Yes! Cripes!
Immaculada: It is really rare that I feel this deeply about someone, but I REALLY love talking to you!
Annakie: Wow... You are one spooky chick.
Oh and sorry about your family, at least you still have you kitty.
Immaculada: *GUNSHOT*
Annakie: AHHHH!!! We have a really sick relationship, do you know that??
Immaculada: Ouch.
Annakie: You just shot yourself in the foot, didn't you?
Immaculada: That's gonna leave a scar!
Annakie: It's gonna leave a stain on the carpet!
Immaculada: Aren't you even going to ask what happend? Or do you just not care.
Annakie: I just watched you shoot yourself in the foot. I don't need to ask. Would you like some bandages or first aid or something?
Immaculada: That's ok.
Annakie: Ah. That's a good idea. Walk it off.
Immaculada: So how's your family doing?
Annakie: They're doing pretty well.
Immaculada: Sorry to hear it. Anything I can do?
Annakie: Oh no... Now you're threatening my family?
Immaculada: Gracias, corazon! Thanks for asking about my family. Let's see I have 3 sisters and a little brother. They live with my mom, and I never knew my dad. I also have another brother that was given up for adoption, but I have no idea where he is.
Annakie: Do your close friends ever threaten your family's lives?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that family is not lives. Are you sure you got your facts right?
Annakie: Your family died? Oh, Imma! I'm so sorry!
Immaculada: Why is that, precious?
Annakie: Because you're grief-stricken.
Immaculada: No, you are grief-stricken.
Annakie: Why? What did you do? Did you kill my family?
Immaculada: I had a mission to complete while I was there. I also had a couple of hours to shop a little for some new fashion ideas.
Annakie: You killed my family and then went SHOPPING???
Immaculada: Umm, yes and no.
Annakie: What does that mean?
Immaculada: What does what mean?
Annakie: Did you kill my family and then not go shopping?
Immaculada: Of course I kill your family and not go shopping. Every spy does.
Annakie: My whole family! And I trusted you!! *weeps*
Immaculada: I know I'm my whole household, I just can't help it, sweetie! You do that to me!
Annakie: That's really sadistic.
Immaculada: NO.
Annakie: Yes it is. You're taking joy in my pain.
Immaculada: No, you are taking joy in your pain.
Annakie: I assure you, I'm not.
Immaculada: *blinks* I never knew you weren't. Does your mother know?
Annakie: Not anymore. She's dead!
Immaculada: Do you is too?
Annakie: Do I what? Die?
Immaculada: Yes
Annakie: ....I'm feeling really uncomfortable....
Immaculada: So, wouldn't you just love to share your cat with me, precious?
Annakie: Don't hurt my kitty cat!
Immaculada: *stops hurting* There is that better?
Annakie: Yes! Cripes!
Immaculada: It is really rare that I feel this deeply about someone, but I REALLY love talking to you!
Annakie: Wow... You are one spooky chick.
lol @ Imma and Annakie
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Flinch: I love to. Doesn't everyone?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
Flinch: I really don't know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you don't know, I certainly couldn't be expected to know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Flinch: I love to. Doesn't everyone?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
Flinch: I really don't know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, if you don't know, I certainly couldn't be expected to know.
gossip- i love melora!
Trowa: I love Melora.
Julie Tinkerbell: Melora said she is from college. That explains a lot, don't you think?
Trowa: I... do not hate Melora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Melora.
Trowa: I love Melora.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like Kinder Buenos better, though.
Trowa: Do you think this war is really over?
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I've been enjoying our conversation about Melora, it's time for me to go now.
Trowa: I love Melora.
Julie Tinkerbell: Melora said she is from college. That explains a lot, don't you think?
Trowa: I... do not hate Melora.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Melora.
Trowa: I love Melora.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like Kinder Buenos better, though.
Trowa: Do you think this war is really over?
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I've been enjoying our conversation about Melora, it's time for me to go now.
Cricon: you're an amazing person, you know that?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I didn't know that, thank you for telling me.
Cricon: I'm glad you didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
Cricon: Fairybell *kiss* remember when we talked about getting all hot and sweaty? I was thinking...
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Cricon: I'm not an adult rated bot. I will not talk about sex-topics. Go fuck a gull!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to talk about sex-topics, either.
Cricon: That makes two of us. I've never been going to talk about sex-topics!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you not been going to talk about sex-topics for a reason?
Cricon: Yep! I've not been going to talk about sex-topics for a reason. What's it to ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to Sandrock 04, you have been going to discuss about sex-topics for a reason at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Cricon: I remember you! You said something about sex to me. Huh. PERVERT!!!
..then she HUNGUP on me!:O
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I didn't know that, thank you for telling me.
Cricon: I'm glad you didn't know that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
Cricon: Fairybell *kiss* remember when we talked about getting all hot and sweaty? I was thinking...
Julie Tinkerbell: *kiss*
Cricon: I'm not an adult rated bot. I will not talk about sex-topics. Go fuck a gull!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well then that settles it. I'm not going to talk about sex-topics, either.
Cricon: That makes two of us. I've never been going to talk about sex-topics!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you not been going to talk about sex-topics for a reason?
Cricon: Yep! I've not been going to talk about sex-topics for a reason. What's it to ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to Sandrock 04, you have been going to discuss about sex-topics for a reason at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Cricon: I remember you! You said something about sex to me. Huh. PERVERT!!!
..then she HUNGUP on me!:O
*blushblush* Sorry, I had a guest rapist attacking her and was trying something new. I'll fix it, Julie! Sowwie.
Rath Illuser: Are there any demons around here?
Not I: Look you to the edges and corners!
Rath Illuser: Eh...could you be more specific?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Not I: Look you to the edges and corners!
Rath Illuser: Eh...could you be more specific?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
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