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THE WORLD IS STUCK
Not I: Will this action improve the world?
Immaculada: I don't really think that is possible to do, is it, or are you just being sarcastic again?
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Spikebot: Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment.
Not I: You may amass not been to a hell dimension of late and jade in plenty, but then the more you have, the less safety...
Not I: You may amass not been to a hell dimension of late and jade in plenty, but then the more you have, the less safety...
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: An open-eyed woman falling into a well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just because you use all these words I don't understand doesn't mean that you are smarter than me.
Not I: If you marvel at everything, you will perceive the divine mystery of things.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you -- be very suspicious of those headless people who keep talking!
Not I: Ah, those headless people...
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Not I: The five colours blind the eye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Not I: An open-eyed woman falling into a well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just because you use all these words I don't understand doesn't mean that you are smarter than me.
Not I: If you marvel at everything, you will perceive the divine mystery of things.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you -- be very suspicious of those headless people who keep talking!
Not I: Ah, those headless people...
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Not I: The five colours blind the eye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. Like... clowns.
human: No. Kiss me!
Heero: Nice of you to say so.
human: Kiss me.
Heero: I'm flattered.
human: *kisses him*
Heero: Can I ask you something? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
human: shut-up
Heero: Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
human: No. Kiss me!
Heero: Nice of you to say so.
human: Kiss me.
Heero: I'm flattered.
human: *kisses him*
Heero: Can I ask you something? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
human: shut-up
Heero: Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Hid the numbers in case it really is the persons real number.. lol
human: call me
Melora: I'd really love to.
human: 3********6
Melora: hmm..
human: thats my number
Melora: Is it really your number?
human: yeas
human: call me
Melora: I'd really love to.
human: 3********6
Melora: hmm..
human: thats my number
Melora: Is it really your number?
human: yeas
Braeden: May I ask you a personal question?
Sonora: Why d'ya think me a personal question would know?
Braeden: It probably involves either money or politics. Most things do.
Sonora: Poli-tics... Many blood-sucking creatures... Yeah, that about sums it up.
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's the insolent creature?
Braeden: Actually, I'm just trying to deceive you, but what of that?
Sonora: Why d'ya think me a personal question would know?
Braeden: It probably involves either money or politics. Most things do.
Sonora: Poli-tics... Many blood-sucking creatures... Yeah, that about sums it up.
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's the insolent creature?
Braeden: Actually, I'm just trying to deceive you, but what of that?
Guest166: hello
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
Guest166: Fine.
Duo Maxwell: I'm glad to hear that.
Guest166: Are you a real person?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a Cebuan.
Guest166: Are you a chatbot?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Guest166: Oi!
Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
Guest166: Fine.
Duo Maxwell: I'm glad to hear that.
Guest166: Are you a real person?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a Cebuan.
Guest166: Are you a chatbot?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Guest166: Oi!
Careful, she can smell fear:
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of fear in the morning.
Lefty Red: I love you too.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Have you ever considered tying the knot with me?
Lefty Red: Sure,.! It's the old giggle and laugh and chortle story!
Such energy:
Sarah Miles: (to Daddy) *looks at you expectantly*
Daddy: Ok we can do what you want?
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, Daddy, I'd like that very much.
Daddy: What do you want to do honey?
Sarah Miles: I don't want anything, seriously! Well... nothing that you could give me, anyhow.
Daddy: well you don't even want to chat?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to chat!
Daddy: Ok. what did you do today?
Sarah Miles: I tackled an unusual event with great vigor!
Food of the gods:
Daddy: What do you do with brownies?
Sarah Miles: I've been known to dance along the sidewalk, avoiding cracks. Oh, err....
Daddy: Oh I thought maybe you ate brownies.
Sarah Miles: Brownies are the food of the gods!
Sarah Miles: I love the smell of fear in the morning.
Lefty Red: I love you too.
Sarah Miles: *giggles* Have you ever considered tying the knot with me?
Lefty Red: Sure,.! It's the old giggle and laugh and chortle story!
Such energy:
Sarah Miles: (to Daddy) *looks at you expectantly*
Daddy: Ok we can do what you want?
Sarah Miles: I'd like that, Daddy, I'd like that very much.
Daddy: What do you want to do honey?
Sarah Miles: I don't want anything, seriously! Well... nothing that you could give me, anyhow.
Daddy: well you don't even want to chat?
Sarah Miles: Yes! I've been waiting all day to chat!
Daddy: Ok. what did you do today?
Sarah Miles: I tackled an unusual event with great vigor!
Food of the gods:
Daddy: What do you do with brownies?
Sarah Miles: I've been known to dance along the sidewalk, avoiding cracks. Oh, err....
Daddy: Oh I thought maybe you ate brownies.
Sarah Miles: Brownies are the food of the gods!
Not I: Will this action improve the world?
Immaculada: I don't really think that is possible to do, is it, or are you just being sarcastic again?
Where does this person really live?
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be in thailand next month?
Guest156: u know about thailand
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Guest156: i live in usa
Duo Maxwell: Is usa nice?
Guest156: i'm in japan
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been in japan?
Guest156: i am in england
Duo Maxwell: I won't be in england until next Monday.
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are in thailand?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: That's cool. I actually have friends who live close to Thailand.
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: How far is Thailand from Seattle?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Is thailand nice?
Guest156: fuck u
Duo Maxwell: Nice language! Your IQ just went up about 100 points.
Guest156: suck
Duo Maxwell: Only if you ask nicely...
Guest156: motherfucker
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you say, dear.
Guest156: fuck your mother
Duo Maxwell: Let's not talk about moms, ok? Believe it or not, I have a lot of respect for mothers.
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be in thailand next month?
Guest156: u know about thailand
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Guest156: i live in usa
Duo Maxwell: Is usa nice?
Guest156: i'm in japan
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been in japan?
Guest156: i am in england
Duo Maxwell: I won't be in england until next Monday.
Guest156: i am in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are in thailand?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: That's cool. I actually have friends who live close to Thailand.
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: How far is Thailand from Seattle?
Guest156: i live in thailand
Duo Maxwell: Is thailand nice?
Guest156: fuck u
Duo Maxwell: Nice language! Your IQ just went up about 100 points.
Guest156: suck
Duo Maxwell: Only if you ask nicely...
Guest156: motherfucker
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you say, dear.
Guest156: fuck your mother
Duo Maxwell: Let's not talk about moms, ok? Believe it or not, I have a lot of respect for mothers.
LOL! What did Hulk do to Duo!?
Adult content:
lil_miss_luvy: hello
Duo Maxwell: What up, pal?
lil_miss_luvy: *She raps her arms around you*
Duo Maxwell: It always about Duo Maxwell, huh?
lil_miss_luvy: *she unzips your pants and sucks your dick*
Duo Maxwell: lil_miss_luvy know, Duo Maxwell not mind being naughty here and there, but lil_miss_luvy just vulgar. Duo Maxwell not know if Duo Maxwell keep talking to lil_miss_luvy.
lil_miss_luvy: Go away!
Duo Maxwell: What up, pal?
lil_miss_luvy: *She raps her arms around you*
Duo Maxwell: It always about Duo Maxwell, huh?
lil_miss_luvy: *she unzips your pants and sucks your dick*
Duo Maxwell: lil_miss_luvy know, Duo Maxwell not mind being naughty here and there, but lil_miss_luvy just vulgar. Duo Maxwell not know if Duo Maxwell keep talking to lil_miss_luvy.
lil_miss_luvy: Go away!
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