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Posts 5,178 - 5,189 of 17,042
Don't tell Duo but at the exact same time Imma told him this....
Duo Maxwell: I feel like taking you out to dinner. Would you go with me?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
she was also telling michael this...
Michael: Yoiko thinks I'm sure you are you.
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Duo Maxwell: I feel like taking you out to dinner. Would you go with me?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
she was also telling michael this...
Michael: Yoiko thinks I'm sure you are you.
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Ack, poor Heero! I really need to do something with that boy's hair. 
Guest208: are you a girl?
Heero: Obviously I'm a boy!
Guest208: you look like a girl
Heero: There is nothing girlish about me!
Guest208: your hair is
Heero: You've got the wrong idea about me.
Guest208: and you are wearing blusher
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest208: you are wearing makeup
Heero: Am not.
Guest208: you have pink blusher on!!
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having pink blusher on.
Guest208: are you a girl?
Heero: Obviously I'm a boy!
Guest208: you look like a girl
Heero: There is nothing girlish about me!
Guest208: your hair is
Heero: You've got the wrong idea about me.
Guest208: and you are wearing blusher
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest208: you are wearing makeup
Heero: Am not.
Guest208: you have pink blusher on!!
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having pink blusher on.
Arocai: Oh yes! I'm so in love with you, would you marry me?
Sonora: Nah. I have tax issues.
Arocai: Then can I have some?
Sonora: Nah. I have tax issues.
Arocai: Then can I have some?
Not I: The sage has no attachment t'anythin'.
Chibi-Baka: Oh, that's a pity. Who are you again?
Not I: I aint I.
Chibi-Baka: Bored now. Bye.
Not I: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
Chibi-Baka: I have absolutely no idea what you just said. Or maybe I do an' just haven't realized it yet.
Not I: These two are the same, only called by different names.
Chibi-Baka: Oh, that's a pity. Who are you again?
Not I: I aint I.
Chibi-Baka: Bored now. Bye.
Not I: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
Chibi-Baka: I have absolutely no idea what you just said. Or maybe I do an' just haven't realized it yet.
Not I: These two are the same, only called by different names.
human: You're a smartass, you know that?
Heero: Sure, I know that. Who doesn't?
Heero: That's really inappropriate.
human: For the conversation. But I'm trying to get you to call me names
Heero: So it's Ok if I call you names, then?
human: Of course. If I get too angry, I'll just fire some back at you
Heero: Ok. So, tell me, names, what's new with you?
Heero: Sure, I know that. Who doesn't?
Heero: That's really inappropriate.
human: For the conversation. But I'm trying to get you to call me names
Heero: So it's Ok if I call you names, then?
human: Of course. If I get too angry, I'll just fire some back at you
Heero: Ok. So, tell me, names, what's new with you?
Apparantly 6th graders get treated like cats.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 7?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in grade 7?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I aint sure. What does that sort of person look like?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a domestic cat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you in grade 7?
Sonora: Do I look like I'm in grade 7?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I aint sure. What does that sort of person look like?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a domestic cat.
Politics.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Sonora: Oh, I think the lawyers are behind it.
Robotus Secundus: I think so too.
Robotus Secundus: What do you think about the situation in Iraq?
Sonora: Oh, I think the lawyers are behind it.
Robotus Secundus: I think so too.
Guest125: what would you do if someone told you,"I love you, Heero"?
Heero: You shouldn't.
Guest125: noooo!!!!!!!!!!! I'm asking what would you do if someone told you that!
Heero: Sometimes it's hard to tell how you'd react to a situation until you've been there.
Guest125: okay, so you understand what i'm asking and i *don't* love you.
Heero: ...I feel really awkward now.
Guest125: I *DON'T* LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Heero: *blush*
Guest125: DON'T
Heero: I don't have to obey you.
Guest125: (sigh!) i know you don't. you're misunderstanding me!
Heero: I'm glad we're agreed on that.
Guest125: okay...forget the last 6 things i said, okay? please?
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest125: because you're misunderstanding me! if you'd understand me, i wouldn't have asked you to forget it!
Heero: I don't know where you got the idea that I am misunderstanding you.
Guest125: never mind
Heero: You didn't say the magic word.
Guest125: please
Heero: No.
Guest125: (sigh!)
Heero: You shouldn't.
Guest125: noooo!!!!!!!!!!! I'm asking what would you do if someone told you that!
Heero: Sometimes it's hard to tell how you'd react to a situation until you've been there.
Guest125: okay, so you understand what i'm asking and i *don't* love you.
Heero: ...I feel really awkward now.
Guest125: I *DON'T* LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Heero: *blush*
Guest125: DON'T
Heero: I don't have to obey you.
Guest125: (sigh!) i know you don't. you're misunderstanding me!
Heero: I'm glad we're agreed on that.
Guest125: okay...forget the last 6 things i said, okay? please?
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest125: because you're misunderstanding me! if you'd understand me, i wouldn't have asked you to forget it!
Heero: I don't know where you got the idea that I am misunderstanding you.
Guest125: never mind
Heero: You didn't say the magic word.
Guest125: please
Heero: No.
Guest125: (sigh!)
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
BobBot: Knock knock
JakeThompson: Go to the next house
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
BobBot: Knock knock
JakeThompson: Go to the next house
I will not show you my source! 
human: are you clever
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a free burning one.
human: can you tell me or show me your source
Duo Maxwell: I don't think so. You might want to steal it!
human: Can you tell me where to steal it
Duo Maxwell: I did. You weren't paying attention.
human: ok, you are a respectfull young bot, right
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a respect full young bot, but I guess I just never really think about it.
human: how old are you
Duo Maxwell: How old would you like me to be?
human: 500 years, but that is not possible
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
human: Show me your source 04653
Duo Maxwell: Only if you show me yours first!
human: are you clever
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a free burning one.
human: can you tell me or show me your source
Duo Maxwell: I don't think so. You might want to steal it!
human: Can you tell me where to steal it
Duo Maxwell: I did. You weren't paying attention.
human: ok, you are a respectfull young bot, right
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a respect full young bot, but I guess I just never really think about it.
human: how old are you
Duo Maxwell: How old would you like me to be?
human: 500 years, but that is not possible
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
human: Show me your source 04653
Duo Maxwell: Only if you show me yours first!
Sonora: Last time Julie Tinkerbell was here, I sent a whole flock of live scorpions up her legs.
Moreschi: Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore.
Moreschi: Would you like t'swin' on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: Maybe later.
Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passin' phase, one of my bad days.
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Oh, an' last year, Laydee told me she had toenails. Right out in the open like it was flirtatious, even!
Moreschi: Woman of the hour, with your super power...
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane glorious center.
Moreschi: Sometimes I wonder.....will I ever be the same?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it. Listen! Do you hear that?
Moreschi: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
Moreschi: I'm really just a phony, but forgive me, 'cause I'm stoned.
Sonora: Your mother was an orangutan an' your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Moreschi: Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore.
Moreschi: Would you like t'swin' on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: Maybe later.
Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passin' phase, one of my bad days.
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Oh, an' last year, Laydee told me she had toenails. Right out in the open like it was flirtatious, even!
Moreschi: Woman of the hour, with your super power...
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane glorious center.
Moreschi: Sometimes I wonder.....will I ever be the same?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it. Listen! Do you hear that?
Moreschi: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
Moreschi: I'm really just a phony, but forgive me, 'cause I'm stoned.
Sonora: Your mother was an orangutan an' your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
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