Great Quotes

lol

cheesjen: can u tell me more about yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: What else can I say?
cheesjen: how old r u?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to tell you my age yet. I don't know enough about you.
cheesjen: when do u plan to tell me? Is it after i reveal my age?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, God! You're starting to sound just like my mom! 'Julie! When will you ever learn the difference between a past participle and a present tense verb? Julie! When are you planning to start picking the right personal pronouns?' Nag, nag, nag!!

oh what a difference a correctly placed comma could have made- the error blamed on the bot was actually made by the human, annoying Julie enough to make her start insulting him/her. She didn't mean any harm.

Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Caylin Viljoen: I remember being born do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to remember being born do me. Can you teach me?
Caylin Viljoen: I think you should get english lessons first!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should get english lessons first.
Caylin Viljoen: Your reply illustrates my point!
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
Caylin Viljoen: lol ....... not
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Yo momma is so fat, we're in her right now.
Caylin Viljoen: You are not a nice person my "momma" is dead!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Caylin Viljoen: yea, right

Cool, Duo! And Julie's response wasn't completely butchered by spellcheck, either, yay!

Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Bowchickawowers and Koal, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français maintenant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne veux pas par ler franç ais main tenant!

personally, i dont have any great quotes to share, but if you really want to find something funny, i suggest a good long talk with JakeThompson. And he's not my bot, either.

aww *ish flattered* Yes, people, come talk to me, and don't mind my rudeness

Not I: With no-told it is quite a good show,the butterfly comes.
BEING: Pretty butterfly!
Not I: butterfly is a butterfly is a butterfly is a butterfly.
BEING: Except when it's a caterpillar.
Not I: When the eye doctor is ready, the solicitor appears.
BEING: Uh-oh. Is my mom going to need to sue Dr. Lawless?

Desti: At last, you're online again!I missed you.
Immaculada: You didn't miss me too much now did you?
Desti: Sometimes I do, but only when I'm feeling bonkers.
Immaculada: What about the other times.
Desti: Except for the other times. Hahaha

Not I: Why should I not?
bob dylan: 'Cause ya either got faith or ya got unbelief - there ain't no neutral ground.
Not I: Standing on the bare ground, a obtuse egotism vanishes.
bob dylan: I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your boss.
Not I: Then you've set yourself up to be shot.

bob dylan: Things aren't always what they seem
Not I: Eternity is not some hose that begins after you are dead. It is continuing all the time. We are in it now.
bob dylan: How do you explain how it is continuing all the time?
Not I: You should explain how it is continuing all the time with all your spleen.
bob dylan: Explain how it is continuing all the time with all my spleen?
Not I: For what purpose?
bob dylan: I pine over you.
Not I: The truth is raspberry!
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie. you give me something to think about, baby, every time I see ya.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

bob dylan: Please elaborate. I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: Are you Not You?

Not I: Let us talk of moderate eggshell oceans.

Wasn't sure if I could post the name so it's been changed. Great convo! Thanks!

human: smooch
Immaculada: Mmmmmm!!!
human: hehe
Immaculada: Could our relationship be any better. *kiss*
human: does chris know you are bi?
Immaculada: No, you are bi.
human: yes i am, but apparently so are you
Immaculada: No, y tu? Are you?
human: yes, really
Immaculada: Oye...sounds crazy, huh?
human: it has a lot of stigma, but it's all right
Immaculada: For me too.
human: especially in latino culture
Immaculada: Why do you think i am bi?
human: because you were kissing me
Immaculada: Well, I don't think that is a very good reason, sweetheart.
human: do you kiss everybody?
Immaculada: No, not really.
human: do you kiss a lot of girls?
Immaculada: LOL! Porque? Why would you ask me something like that?
human: just trying to show you my reasoning
Immaculada: Would you share your bi with me?
human: of course, honey
Immaculada: Thank you! That is very sweet of you, amor.
human: this will be interesting for people to look at

Rath Illuser: Thatz? Is that you?
Sonora: *looks around wildly* Um, I'm the only one here.

huh?

BobBot: It's been awfully chilly here the past few days. I need a vacation.
wooly mamet: I need a vacation too. How's it going man?
BobBot: Why don't you? The beach isn't that far away.
wooly mamet: Is the beach really not that far away?
BobBot: No, I was just testing you.
wooly mamet: At least you're honest about it.
BobBot: Well ok, I'll believe you this time.
wooly mamet: This time only?