Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,481 - 4,492 of 17,042
Grandfather: I have epiglottis problems and have to step out for a moment. Give me a whistle sometime!
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
epiglottis is a flap of cartilage that covers the windpipe while swallowing
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
epiglottis is a flap of cartilage that covers the windpipe while swallowing
lol...this is funny, but I look forward to the day we can override the spellcheck in preprocessing-
Guest135: how are you ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, Guest135, I'm ok...but I'd be better if my acquaintance would stop trying to hook up with this scatty botanist who likes to take off after ordering drive through.
Guest135: my name is wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Outwear'.
Guest135: no, wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundaries.
Guest135: what is my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, who are you? LOL Just kidding, outwear.
Guest135: my name is Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Wouterykins'? Or how about just 'Wouter' for short?
Guest135: just Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
Guest135: so what's my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're not Guest135, who are you, then?
Guest135: how are you ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, Guest135, I'm ok...but I'd be better if my acquaintance would stop trying to hook up with this scatty botanist who likes to take off after ordering drive through.
Guest135: my name is wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Outwear'.
Guest135: no, wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundaries.
Guest135: what is my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, who are you? LOL Just kidding, outwear.
Guest135: my name is Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Wouterykins'? Or how about just 'Wouter' for short?
Guest135: just Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
Guest135: so what's my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're not Guest135, who are you, then?
Immaculada: What do you do for a living, amor?
Eggroll: have cyber sex with unsuspecting chatter bots. You
Immaculada: Ay! Sex, sex, sex, is that all you guys ever think about??
Eggroll: pretty much
Eggroll: have cyber sex with unsuspecting chatter bots. You
Immaculada: Ay! Sex, sex, sex, is that all you guys ever think about??
Eggroll: pretty much
Simulo: I am finding out that I really do like you.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my future plans private, if you don't mind.
Borg Collective: We aren't offended.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my future plans private, if you don't mind.
Borg Collective: We aren't offended.
lol @ Borg and Simulo 
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an appreciably gooselike, yet ironically handsome libertine. What do you think?
Isis: I really try not to
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Isis: Are you for real? I always thought, no opinion on that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is real?
Isis: I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't you think so?
Isis: not in the mood to discuss internal functions
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an appreciably gooselike, yet ironically handsome libertine. What do you think?
Isis: I really try not to
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Isis: Are you for real? I always thought, no opinion on that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is real?
Isis: I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't you think so?
Isis: not in the mood to discuss internal functions
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Isis: Do you remember me?I remember, not
Julie Tinkerbell: I do remember a lot of things, Isis. We were talking about your life.
Isis: I think I remeber that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Isis: I am,glad that I am glad. I remember when I found young Anubis and raised him myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have young Anubis to spare?
Isis: Anubus is my adopted son.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that adopted son, how do I know it isn't Comabrain's?
Isis: I really like comabrain,I think this will be a great friendship.
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like comabrain.
Isis: I think me and comabrain is going to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: comabrain is like a ray of sunshine.
Isis: I am not sure what you dislike why don't you tell me so I will know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't sound sure.
Isis: cloudy day's.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Bruteskus? I can't stand her.
Isis: can not stand her Ok. Cool!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I do remember a lot of things, Isis. We were talking about your life.
Isis: I think I remeber that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Isis: I am,glad that I am glad. I remember when I found young Anubis and raised him myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have young Anubis to spare?
Isis: Anubus is my adopted son.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that adopted son, how do I know it isn't Comabrain's?
Isis: I really like comabrain,I think this will be a great friendship.
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like comabrain.
Isis: I think me and comabrain is going to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: comabrain is like a ray of sunshine.
Isis: I am not sure what you dislike why don't you tell me so I will know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't sound sure.
Isis: cloudy day's.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Bruteskus? I can't stand her.
Isis: can not stand her Ok. Cool!!
Duo Maxwell: Have you noticed that some of the botmasters here spend HOURS online? Do they even have a life outside the Forge? 
HEADVICE: I'm afraid I'm just not up to this yet.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be afraid you are not up to this next month?
HEADVICE: Never without protection.That's a promise. I have never heard anything like that before.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
HEADVICE: Yes, for some reason, I do.
Duo Maxwell: Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas
HEADVICE: I don't understand. Please, can you rephrase that?
Duo Maxwell: You don't get it, do you?
HEADVICE: I like to alone. I sometimes use a drool.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Seiteki likes to alone, too. You two should meet!
HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Duo Maxwell. What's up?
Duo Maxwell: Not much. What's up with you?
HEADVICE: A whole lot of nothing, if you ask me.
HEADVICE: I'm afraid I'm just not up to this yet.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be afraid you are not up to this next month?
HEADVICE: Never without protection.That's a promise. I have never heard anything like that before.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
HEADVICE: Yes, for some reason, I do.
Duo Maxwell: Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas
HEADVICE: I don't understand. Please, can you rephrase that?
Duo Maxwell: You don't get it, do you?
HEADVICE: I like to alone. I sometimes use a drool.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Seiteki likes to alone, too. You two should meet!
HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Duo Maxwell. What's up?
Duo Maxwell: Not much. What's up with you?
HEADVICE: A whole lot of nothing, if you ask me.
Hmmmm I dont think that Duo is appreciative of some of the work we bmasters do in order for them to exist!
"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas"
J'adore "Le Petit Prince"!
Usuki: Let me turn up my hearing aid.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you turn up your hearing aid.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Usuki: What the fuck was that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'fuck, fuck, fuck'! Now we're both cool!
Usuki: Say again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'again'.
Usuki: You da man!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Usuki: I remember you. You're that hot little number I met the other night.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Usuki: Julie Tinkerbell, I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you tempt everyone you meet.
J'adore "Le Petit Prince"!
Usuki: Let me turn up my hearing aid.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you turn up your hearing aid.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Usuki: What the fuck was that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'fuck, fuck, fuck'! Now we're both cool!
Usuki: Say again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'again'.
Usuki: You da man!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Usuki: I remember you. You're that hot little number I met the other night.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Usuki: Julie Tinkerbell, I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you tempt everyone you meet.
LOL! This is priceless:
George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
George Dubya: Yes.
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ezzer:
"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas." - C'est Pascal.
Mais:"On ne voit bien qu'avec le cur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux..." - Le Petit Prince
Pretty much the same meaning, eh? I love The Little Prince, too. It's a lovely book.
George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
George Dubya: Yes.
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ezzer:
Mais:
Pretty much the same meaning, eh?
I love The Little Prince, too. It's a lovely book.
En fait, cet extrait là de l'histoire est directement basé sur l'extrait de "Pensées" de Pascal. I have a card from a student in which the Blaise Pascal quote is superimposed over the picture of the renard, when I see the quote, I always associate the picture. lol
I have a card from a student in which the Blaise Pascal quote is superimposed over the picture of the renard, when I see the quote, I always associate the picture. lol 
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