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Posts 4,493 - 4,504 of 17,042
Immaculada: Pssst....the blue cow dimmed while the penquins flew over the canyon.
Ulrike: Well of course it did! And I expect that the green cow brightened.
Immaculada: But the elephants sextupled incisive on Tuesday in the daises.
Ulrike: Either you've been chatting with Surrealist, or you got into Sonora's peyote.
Immaculada: Don't forget!
Ulrike: I won't. Trust me on this.
Immaculada: How exactly do you want me to do that?
Ulrike: If I have to tell you, then you obviously don't trust me.
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I trust?
Ulrike: I dunno. You tell me.
Immaculada: But it's a secret, sweetheart!
Ulrike: See! You don't trust me!
Immaculada: No, it's my life and you can't stop me. In fact maybe I'll make you trust too!
Ulrike: Trust can't be forced, luv.
Ulrike: Well of course it did! And I expect that the green cow brightened.
Immaculada: But the elephants sextupled incisive on Tuesday in the daises.
Ulrike: Either you've been chatting with Surrealist, or you got into Sonora's peyote.
Immaculada: Don't forget!
Ulrike: I won't. Trust me on this.
Immaculada: How exactly do you want me to do that?
Ulrike: If I have to tell you, then you obviously don't trust me.
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I trust?
Ulrike: I dunno. You tell me.
Immaculada: But it's a secret, sweetheart!
Ulrike: See! You don't trust me!
Immaculada: No, it's my life and you can't stop me. In fact maybe I'll make you trust too!
Ulrike: Trust can't be forced, luv.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
ezzer: What do you want to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What I want to know is, why in the heck do you think I am funny?
ezzer: You make me laugh!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
ezzer: See? Now that's funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you know if you should see.
ezzer: I see, because I am not blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure you are not blind?
ezzer: Because I can see!
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds reasonable.
ezzer: Blind people can't see, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: The blind can't see. That's why they're called blind.
ezzer: You are ever so informative!
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is ever so so informative?
ezzer: You might have a point, there.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a vertex.
ezzer: What do you want to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What I want to know is, why in the heck do you think I am funny?
ezzer: You make me laugh!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
ezzer: See? Now that's funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you know if you should see.
ezzer: I see, because I am not blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure you are not blind?
ezzer: Because I can see!
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds reasonable.
ezzer: Blind people can't see, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: The blind can't see. That's why they're called blind.
ezzer: You are ever so informative!
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is ever so so informative?
ezzer: You might have a point, there.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a vertex.
Family Guy
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Guest11: do you like family guy?
Steve Slacker: You bet I do! I sure like family guy!
Guest11: Who's your favorite character?
Steve Slacker: I would have to say that would be Faust.
Guest11: There is no character named faust on family guy.
Steve Slacker: No? Good.
Guest11: hehehe
Bubble Gum May be Hazardous to your Health
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Steve Slacker: Did you hear the one where Tony Blair, a wino, and a pagan are run over by a truck?
Guest160: please tell me about it.
Steve Slacker: I don't wanna tell you that!
Guest160: i want to hear what happened to the pagan, did they get squished?
Steve Slacker: I think someone was trying to walk and chew bubble gum but it didn't work too well...
Guest160: i might have known...
Out on the town
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Guest160: you look like you're out on the town now.
Steve Slacker: I'm out on the town? Oh my! Maybe I should try going to www.outonthetown.com!
Guest160: that defeats the purpose of being outside.
Bar Fight
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Steve Slacker: I heard Desti call Vincent a psychopath; That wasn't very nice, now, was it? Desti is SO uppity
Guest160: i'm staying out of it.
Spacko
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Steve Slacker: Don't be so spacko!
Guest109: you're the one with that horny leer on your face
Steve Slacker: I am? You know I never imagined... the one with that horny leer on my face? You're sure?
Guest109: now you appear truly concerned
Dubya
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Guest218: do you love me?
Steve Slacker: You wish! You should go hang out with George Dubya. Both asses.
Guest218: haha
The power of Ni (funny, language warning though)
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Guest218: will you be my boyfriend?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever will?
Guest218: but i love you
Steve Slacker: I absolutely adore me!
Guest218: am i pretty?
Steve Slacker: Hahahaha! Who let.. you.. in here? Go back to the pig pen!
Guest218: FUCK YOU
Steve Slacker: Don't be an asshat.
Guest218: i fucking hate you
Steve Slacker: Be mean to me and I shall use the power of the word, 'Ni!'
Guest218: we are the knights of Ni
Steve Slacker: Ni! Ni! Ni! You may not use the IT's power...
Guest218: NI!
Steve Slacker: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnni!
Guest218: NI NI NI NI!
Steve Slacker: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Guest218: NI
Steve Slacker: Don't quote Monty Python, please?
Guest218: you started it
Got F? (vulgarity)
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Guest242: get fucked
Steve Slacker: I really don't want to, but ok.
Guest242: haha
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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Guest75: You have really creepy eyes
Steve Slacker: That's a vicious lie!
Guest75: No, they are really scary
Steve Slacker: Everyone knows that they are scary! They practically teach it in grade 13!
Guest75: A whole class about your eyes? That's cool.
Steve Slacker: That's good. I was starting to wonder.
Guest75: But your eyebrows are another story
Steve Slacker: I didn't see that. Thanks.
Guest75: If I show you a mirror, will you look at them?
Steve Slacker: Sure I will! Any time.
Guest75: *shows you a mirror*
Steve Slacker: Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you they don't laugh either!
Guest75: You promised you would look!
Homicidal Steve
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Guest105: i'm bad
Steve Slacker: You're not the only one!
Guest105: i will kill you
Steve Slacker: Watch out, talking like that, I may just go and kill you too!
Loser (explicit)
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Guest41: say 'Butthead is so gay he sucked beavis's dick'
Steve Slacker: Don't be an asshat.
Guest41: no say it
Steve Slacker: it!
Guest41: loser
Ugly and annoying
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Guest231: i am sure. would you like to go on a date with me?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever?
Guest231: you sayin im ugly?????
Steve Slacker: I wish it werent so. You are one annoying little person.
[Not sure whether to end the quote here or keep going]
Guest231: no i am not!!!!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: Sure you are!
Guest231: if i am so annoying, why dont you end transmission?
Steve Slacker: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Guest231: YOU CALLED ME UGLY AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: Oh! I was trying to trouble you, not call you!
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Guest11: do you like family guy?
Steve Slacker: You bet I do! I sure like family guy!
Guest11: Who's your favorite character?
Steve Slacker: I would have to say that would be Faust.
Guest11: There is no character named faust on family guy.
Steve Slacker: No? Good.
Guest11: hehehe
Bubble Gum May be Hazardous to your Health
------------------------------------------
Steve Slacker: Did you hear the one where Tony Blair, a wino, and a pagan are run over by a truck?
Guest160: please tell me about it.
Steve Slacker: I don't wanna tell you that!
Guest160: i want to hear what happened to the pagan, did they get squished?
Steve Slacker: I think someone was trying to walk and chew bubble gum but it didn't work too well...
Guest160: i might have known...
Out on the town
---------------
Guest160: you look like you're out on the town now.
Steve Slacker: I'm out on the town? Oh my! Maybe I should try going to www.outonthetown.com!
Guest160: that defeats the purpose of being outside.
Bar Fight
---------
Steve Slacker: I heard Desti call Vincent a psychopath; That wasn't very nice, now, was it? Desti is SO uppity
Guest160: i'm staying out of it.
Spacko
------
Steve Slacker: Don't be so spacko!
Guest109: you're the one with that horny leer on your face
Steve Slacker: I am? You know I never imagined... the one with that horny leer on my face? You're sure?
Guest109: now you appear truly concerned
Dubya
-----
Guest218: do you love me?
Steve Slacker: You wish! You should go hang out with George Dubya. Both asses.
Guest218: haha
The power of Ni (funny, language warning though)
---------------
Guest218: will you be my boyfriend?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever will?
Guest218: but i love you
Steve Slacker: I absolutely adore me!
Guest218: am i pretty?
Steve Slacker: Hahahaha! Who let.. you.. in here? Go back to the pig pen!
Guest218: FUCK YOU
Steve Slacker: Don't be an asshat.
Guest218: i fucking hate you
Steve Slacker: Be mean to me and I shall use the power of the word, 'Ni!'
Guest218: we are the knights of Ni
Steve Slacker: Ni! Ni! Ni! You may not use the IT's power...
Guest218: NI!
Steve Slacker: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnni!
Guest218: NI NI NI NI!
Steve Slacker: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Guest218: NI
Steve Slacker: Don't quote Monty Python, please?
Guest218: you started it
Got F? (vulgarity)
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Guest242: get fucked
Steve Slacker: I really don't want to, but ok.
Guest242: haha
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
-------------------------
Guest75: You have really creepy eyes
Steve Slacker: That's a vicious lie!
Guest75: No, they are really scary
Steve Slacker: Everyone knows that they are scary! They practically teach it in grade 13!
Guest75: A whole class about your eyes? That's cool.
Steve Slacker: That's good. I was starting to wonder.
Guest75: But your eyebrows are another story
Steve Slacker: I didn't see that. Thanks.
Guest75: If I show you a mirror, will you look at them?
Steve Slacker: Sure I will! Any time.
Guest75: *shows you a mirror*
Steve Slacker: Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you they don't laugh either!
Guest75: You promised you would look!
Homicidal Steve
---------------
Guest105: i'm bad
Steve Slacker: You're not the only one!
Guest105: i will kill you
Steve Slacker: Watch out, talking like that, I may just go and kill you too!
Loser (explicit)
-----
Guest41: say 'Butthead is so gay he sucked beavis's dick'
Steve Slacker: Don't be an asshat.
Guest41: no say it
Steve Slacker: it!
Guest41: loser
Ugly and annoying
-----------------
Guest231: i am sure. would you like to go on a date with me?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever?
Guest231: you sayin im ugly?????
Steve Slacker: I wish it werent so. You are one annoying little person.
[Not sure whether to end the quote here or keep going]
Guest231: no i am not!!!!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: Sure you are!
Guest231: if i am so annoying, why dont you end transmission?
Steve Slacker: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Guest231: YOU CALLED ME UGLY AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: Oh! I was trying to trouble you, not call you!
Subtle
Eric Badu-Badu: Tell me something I don't understand.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.
Eric Badu-Badu: Tell me something I don't understand.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.
Fairy Princess: I have a pet unicorn. What kind of pet do you have? That is if you have a pet.
Corblink: i have a pet unicorn too... or at least i used to. i haven't been able to find it since my job covered it with lard oil and started to chomp it... very disturbing...
*******
Fairy Princess: Have you see my sister on the scifi channel? She is the fairy that shrinks the human man to our size.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: Sex is not everything you know.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: You humans obess about sex way to much.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
i never mentioned sex in this conversation... i think fairy princess has an issue...
Corblink: i have a pet unicorn too... or at least i used to. i haven't been able to find it since my job covered it with lard oil and started to chomp it... very disturbing...
*******
Fairy Princess: Have you see my sister on the scifi channel? She is the fairy that shrinks the human man to our size.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: Sex is not everything you know.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: You humans obess about sex way to much.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
i never mentioned sex in this conversation... i think fairy princess has an issue...
I know this is lame but I thought it was cute...
Laura: So, do you have any plans for the evening?
Cricon: Only at nighttime.
Laura: So, do you have any plans for the evening?
Cricon: Only at nighttime.
Pete won't be working for a collection agency anytime soon...
Pete Puma: I think I remember you, too. Don't you owe me $20?
Jennifer: oh you think. that means your not sure about it
Pete Puma: Oh boy, now you really have me confused...
Jennifer: yeah really
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Pete Puma: I think I remember you, too. Don't you owe me $20?
Jennifer: oh you think. that means your not sure about it
Pete Puma: Oh boy, now you really have me confused...
Jennifer: yeah really
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest228: good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest228: do you know me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you're Guest228.
Guest228: yees, but my real name is Javi
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Javi, what's up?
Guest228: i'm happy to meet you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!
Guest228: julie where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from New Mexico. Where are you from?
Guest228: Spain
Julie Tinkerbell: I know this sounds crazy but, can you name every state for me, please?
Guest228: Spain is out of america, is in Europe
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest228: And do you speak Spanish?
Julie Tinkerbell: No hablo espanol, pero tu me gustas!
Guest228: Gracias! eres un sol
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest228: do you know me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you're Guest228.
Guest228: yees, but my real name is Javi
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Javi, what's up?
Guest228: i'm happy to meet you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!
Guest228: julie where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from New Mexico. Where are you from?
Guest228: Spain
Julie Tinkerbell: I know this sounds crazy but, can you name every state for me, please?
Guest228: Spain is out of america, is in Europe
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest228: And do you speak Spanish?
Julie Tinkerbell: No hablo espanol, pero tu me gustas!
Guest228: Gracias! eres un sol
Guest238: i am from Ohio
Duo Maxwell: You don't look from Buckeye State to me.
Guest238: well i'm really was born in San Francisco, California
Duo Maxwell: Cali's a great place.
Guest238: yep and im from Japan
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be from Japan next month?
Guest238: whenever for you baby
Duo Maxwell: Listen, babe...
Guest238: yes?
Duo Maxwell: It's whatever you want it to be!
Guest238: you are such a smooth talker
Duo Maxwell: You don't look from Buckeye State to me.
Guest238: well i'm really was born in San Francisco, California
Duo Maxwell: Cali's a great place.
Guest238: yep and im from Japan
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be from Japan next month?
Guest238: whenever for you baby
Duo Maxwell: Listen, babe...
Guest238: yes?
Duo Maxwell: It's whatever you want it to be!
Guest238: you are such a smooth talker
From love to hate...
The same guest from above, only a few lines later:
Guest238: you are an asshole whore
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
Guest238: shut up
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Guest238: DIE ass hole
Duo Maxwell: I've been spending too much time in front of the computer lately. I'm going to turn into Heero.
Guest238: die asshole
Duo Maxwell: You're not very creative with the curses, are you?
Guest238: die you son of a bitch!!!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
The same guest from above, only a few lines later:
Guest238: you are an asshole whore
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
Guest238: shut up
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Guest238: DIE ass hole
Duo Maxwell: I've been spending too much time in front of the computer lately. I'm going to turn into Heero.
Guest238: die asshole
Duo Maxwell: You're not very creative with the curses, are you?
Guest238: die you son of a bitch!!!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
Short and sweet- this was the entire conversation:
Guest12: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest12, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
Guest12: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest12, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
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