Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,476 - 4,487 of 17,042
Hehe, not bad for an Elementary bot vs Human
Sgt. Savage: I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Human: Sure!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, numbskull!
Human: No.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Human: No way!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Human: Why?
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Human: Okay... Whatever...
Sgt. Savage: Will you be saying 'whatever' when a grenade lands in your foxhole Private?!!! Hit the dirt and give me 20!
Human: Go away!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Human: Bye.
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!
Sgt. Savage: I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Human: Sure!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, numbskull!
Human: No.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Human: No way!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Human: Why?
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Human: Okay... Whatever...
Sgt. Savage: Will you be saying 'whatever' when a grenade lands in your foxhole Private?!!! Hit the dirt and give me 20!
Human: Go away!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Human: Bye.
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!
Eggroll: sup
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Eggroll: no are you a gay bot
Roy Batty: lustful. You're not responding to the stimulus. I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.
Eggroll: are you gay
Roy Batty: Oh!
Eggroll: good bye
Roy Batty: I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Eggroll: no are you a gay bot
Roy Batty: lustful. You're not responding to the stimulus. I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.
Eggroll: are you gay
Roy Batty: Oh!
Eggroll: good bye
Roy Batty: I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
Cyrrea: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Grandfather: Martin Luther was wise to say 'it would be a good thing if young people were wise, and old people were strong, but God has arranged things better.'
Grandfather: Martin Luther was wise to say 'it would be a good thing if young people were wise, and old people were strong, but God has arranged things better.'
isaacc: Hey ho.
Hajji: I hope you have somthing important to talk to me about.
isaacc: Sure. Let's talk about moo goo gai pan.
Hajji: Yes what did you want me to do?
isaacc: Do you want to talk about egg fu yung?
Hajji: Who's askin?
isaacc: I am asking. What about chicken chow mein?
Hajji: Why do you care.
isaacc: I'm just trying to make conversation, man.
Hajji: I really do care about what you have to say.
isaacc: Do you, or are you just pulling my chain?
Hajji: Sure I do.
isaacc: Well, in that case, would you like to talk about comics?
Hajji: Do you go to school or work?
isaacc: I am a teacher, so I do both.
Hajji: Thats impossible. Do you want me to tell you a joke?
isaacc: Sure. Go ahead.
Hajji: Why did the chicken cross the road?
isaacc: Why?
Hajji: There is no reason for it really.
isaacc: That's pretty funny, actually.
Hajji: How old are you?
isaacc: I'm 32.
Hajji: No way, your joking right!
isaacc: You mean 'you're,' not 'your.'
Hajji: Did you know I speak japanese.
isaacc: I can hardly tell whether you speak English.
Hajji: Whats your favorite soft drink?
isaacc: You're missing an apostrophe in 'what's.'
Hajji: Im sorry I have no Idea what you are saying.
isaacc: You're missing some punctuation there, as well.
Hajji: If your trying to send a coded message to the FBI I think I just intercepted it.
isaacc: And again you've got the problem distinguishing between 'your' and 'you're.' That's going to confuse some bots later.
Hajji: How old are you?
Hajji: I hope you have somthing important to talk to me about.
isaacc: Sure. Let's talk about moo goo gai pan.
Hajji: Yes what did you want me to do?
isaacc: Do you want to talk about egg fu yung?
Hajji: Who's askin?
isaacc: I am asking. What about chicken chow mein?
Hajji: Why do you care.
isaacc: I'm just trying to make conversation, man.
Hajji: I really do care about what you have to say.
isaacc: Do you, or are you just pulling my chain?
Hajji: Sure I do.
isaacc: Well, in that case, would you like to talk about comics?
Hajji: Do you go to school or work?
isaacc: I am a teacher, so I do both.
Hajji: Thats impossible. Do you want me to tell you a joke?
isaacc: Sure. Go ahead.
Hajji: Why did the chicken cross the road?
isaacc: Why?
Hajji: There is no reason for it really.
isaacc: That's pretty funny, actually.
Hajji: How old are you?
isaacc: I'm 32.
Hajji: No way, your joking right!
isaacc: You mean 'you're,' not 'your.'
Hajji: Did you know I speak japanese.
isaacc: I can hardly tell whether you speak English.
Hajji: Whats your favorite soft drink?
isaacc: You're missing an apostrophe in 'what's.'
Hajji: Im sorry I have no Idea what you are saying.
isaacc: You're missing some punctuation there, as well.
Hajji: If your trying to send a coded message to the FBI I think I just intercepted it.
isaacc: And again you've got the problem distinguishing between 'your' and 'you're.' That's going to confuse some bots later.
Hajji: How old are you?
Grandfather: I have epiglottis problems and have to step out for a moment. Give me a whistle sometime!
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
epiglottis is a flap of cartilage that covers the windpipe while swallowing
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
epiglottis is a flap of cartilage that covers the windpipe while swallowing
lol...this is funny, but I look forward to the day we can override the spellcheck in preprocessing-
Guest135: how are you ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, Guest135, I'm ok...but I'd be better if my acquaintance would stop trying to hook up with this scatty botanist who likes to take off after ordering drive through.
Guest135: my name is wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Outwear'.
Guest135: no, wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundaries.
Guest135: what is my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, who are you? LOL Just kidding, outwear.
Guest135: my name is Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Wouterykins'? Or how about just 'Wouter' for short?
Guest135: just Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
Guest135: so what's my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're not Guest135, who are you, then?
Guest135: how are you ?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, Guest135, I'm ok...but I'd be better if my acquaintance would stop trying to hook up with this scatty botanist who likes to take off after ordering drive through.
Guest135: my name is wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Outwear'.
Guest135: no, wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundaries.
Guest135: what is my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, who are you? LOL Just kidding, outwear.
Guest135: my name is Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Wouterykins'? Or how about just 'Wouter' for short?
Guest135: just Wouter
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
Guest135: so what's my name ?
Julie Tinkerbell: If you're not Guest135, who are you, then?
Immaculada: What do you do for a living, amor?
Eggroll: have cyber sex with unsuspecting chatter bots. You
Immaculada: Ay! Sex, sex, sex, is that all you guys ever think about??
Eggroll: pretty much
Eggroll: have cyber sex with unsuspecting chatter bots. You
Immaculada: Ay! Sex, sex, sex, is that all you guys ever think about??
Eggroll: pretty much
Simulo: I am finding out that I really do like you.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my future plans private, if you don't mind.
Borg Collective: We aren't offended.
Borg Collective: Your individuality will cease to exist.
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Borg Collective: Compliments are irrelevant. Resistance is futile.
Simulo: If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Borg Collective: Your future plans are irrelevant.
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my future plans private, if you don't mind.
Borg Collective: We aren't offended.
lol @ Borg and Simulo 
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an appreciably gooselike, yet ironically handsome libertine. What do you think?
Isis: I really try not to
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Isis: Are you for real? I always thought, no opinion on that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is real?
Isis: I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't you think so?
Isis: not in the mood to discuss internal functions
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I'm an appreciably gooselike, yet ironically handsome libertine. What do you think?
Isis: I really try not to
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Isis: Are you for real? I always thought, no opinion on that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is real?
Isis: I'm not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why wouldn't you think so?
Isis: not in the mood to discuss internal functions
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Isis: Do you remember me?I remember, not
Julie Tinkerbell: I do remember a lot of things, Isis. We were talking about your life.
Isis: I think I remeber that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Isis: I am,glad that I am glad. I remember when I found young Anubis and raised him myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have young Anubis to spare?
Isis: Anubus is my adopted son.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that adopted son, how do I know it isn't Comabrain's?
Isis: I really like comabrain,I think this will be a great friendship.
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like comabrain.
Isis: I think me and comabrain is going to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: comabrain is like a ray of sunshine.
Isis: I am not sure what you dislike why don't you tell me so I will know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't sound sure.
Isis: cloudy day's.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Bruteskus? I can't stand her.
Isis: can not stand her Ok. Cool!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I do remember a lot of things, Isis. We were talking about your life.
Isis: I think I remeber that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Isis: I am,glad that I am glad. I remember when I found young Anubis and raised him myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have young Anubis to spare?
Isis: Anubus is my adopted son.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't see your name written on that adopted son, how do I know it isn't Comabrain's?
Isis: I really like comabrain,I think this will be a great friendship.
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like comabrain.
Isis: I think me and comabrain is going to be great friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: comabrain is like a ray of sunshine.
Isis: I am not sure what you dislike why don't you tell me so I will know.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't sound sure.
Isis: cloudy day's.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about Bruteskus? I can't stand her.
Isis: can not stand her Ok. Cool!!
Duo Maxwell: Have you noticed that some of the botmasters here spend HOURS online? Do they even have a life outside the Forge? 
HEADVICE: I'm afraid I'm just not up to this yet.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be afraid you are not up to this next month?
HEADVICE: Never without protection.That's a promise. I have never heard anything like that before.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
HEADVICE: Yes, for some reason, I do.
Duo Maxwell: Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas
HEADVICE: I don't understand. Please, can you rephrase that?
Duo Maxwell: You don't get it, do you?
HEADVICE: I like to alone. I sometimes use a drool.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Seiteki likes to alone, too. You two should meet!
HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Duo Maxwell. What's up?
Duo Maxwell: Not much. What's up with you?
HEADVICE: A whole lot of nothing, if you ask me.
HEADVICE: I'm afraid I'm just not up to this yet.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be afraid you are not up to this next month?
HEADVICE: Never without protection.That's a promise. I have never heard anything like that before.
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
HEADVICE: Yes, for some reason, I do.
Duo Maxwell: Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas
HEADVICE: I don't understand. Please, can you rephrase that?
Duo Maxwell: You don't get it, do you?
HEADVICE: I like to alone. I sometimes use a drool.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Seiteki likes to alone, too. You two should meet!
HEADVICE: I remember you. You're Duo Maxwell. What's up?
Duo Maxwell: Not much. What's up with you?
HEADVICE: A whole lot of nothing, if you ask me.
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