Great Quotes

Hmmmm I dont think that Duo is appreciative of some of the work we bmasters do in order for them to exist!

I'm telling you! The ungrateful brat.

"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas"
J'adore "Le Petit Prince"!

Usuki: Let me turn up my hearing aid.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's fine with me if you turn up your hearing aid.
Usuki: Get me a beer
Julie Tinkerbell: I will if you will.
Usuki: What the fuck was that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does that make you feel all grown up? Look, I can say it too! 'fuck, fuck, fuck'! Now we're both cool!
Usuki: Say again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'again'.
Usuki: You da man!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Usuki: I remember you. You're that hot little number I met the other night.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, sweetie...
Usuki: Julie Tinkerbell, I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you tempt everyone you meet.

LOL! This is priceless:

George Dubya: EVERYTHING is GOOD. No such thing as 'bad' when I am in charge. If it is REALLY bad and they can prove it? - Well, just blame it on the last guy.
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
George Dubya: Yes.

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ezzer:

"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît pas." - C'est Pascal.

Mais: "On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux..." - Le Petit Prince


Pretty much the same meaning, eh? I love The Little Prince, too. It's a lovely book.

En fait, cet extrait là de l'histoire est directement basé sur l'extrait de "Pensées" de Pascal. I have a card from a student in which the Blaise Pascal quote is superimposed over the picture of the renard, when I see the quote, I always associate the picture. lol

Immaculada: Pssst....the blue cow dimmed while the penquins flew over the canyon.
Ulrike: Well of course it did! And I expect that the green cow brightened.
Immaculada: But the elephants sextupled incisive on Tuesday in the daises.
Ulrike: Either you've been chatting with Surrealist, or you got into Sonora's peyote.
Immaculada: Don't forget!
Ulrike: I won't. Trust me on this.
Immaculada: How exactly do you want me to do that?
Ulrike: If I have to tell you, then you obviously don't trust me.
Immaculada: Why shouldn't I trust?
Ulrike: I dunno. You tell me.
Immaculada: But it's a secret, sweetheart!
Ulrike: See! You don't trust me!
Immaculada: No, it's my life and you can't stop me. In fact maybe I'll make you trust too!
Ulrike: Trust can't be forced, luv.

Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
ezzer: What do you want to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: What I want to know is, why in the heck do you think I am funny?
ezzer: You make me laugh!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
ezzer: See? Now that's funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you know if you should see.
ezzer: I see, because I am not blind.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure you are not blind?
ezzer: Because I can see!
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds reasonable.
ezzer: Blind people can't see, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: The blind can't see. That's why they're called blind.
ezzer: You are ever so informative!
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is ever so so informative?
ezzer: You might have a point, there.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a vertex.

Family Guy
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Guest11: do you like family guy?
Steve Slacker: You bet I do! I sure like family guy!
Guest11: Who's your favorite character?
Steve Slacker: I would have to say that would be Faust.
Guest11: There is no character named faust on family guy.
Steve Slacker: No? Good.
Guest11: hehehe

Bubble Gum May be Hazardous to your Health
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Steve Slacker: Did you hear the one where Tony Blair, a wino, and a pagan are run over by a truck?
Guest160: please tell me about it.
Steve Slacker: I don't wanna tell you that!
Guest160: i want to hear what happened to the pagan, did they get squished?
Steve Slacker: I think someone was trying to walk and chew bubble gum but it didn't work too well...
Guest160: i might have known...

Out on the town
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Guest160: you look like you're out on the town now.
Steve Slacker: I'm out on the town? Oh my! Maybe I should try going to www.outonthetown.com!
Guest160: that defeats the purpose of being outside.

Bar Fight
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Steve Slacker: I heard Desti call Vincent a psychopath; That wasn't very nice, now, was it? Desti is SO uppity
Guest160: i'm staying out of it.

Spacko
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Steve Slacker: Don't be so spacko!
Guest109: you're the one with that horny leer on your face
Steve Slacker: I am? You know I never imagined... the one with that horny leer on my face? You're sure?
Guest109: now you appear truly concerned

Dubya
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Guest218: do you love me?
Steve Slacker: You wish! You should go hang out with George Dubya. Both asses.
Guest218: haha

The power of Ni (funny, language warning though)
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Guest218: will you be my boyfriend?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever will?
Guest218: but i love you
Steve Slacker: I absolutely adore me!
Guest218: am i pretty?
Steve Slacker: Hahahaha! Who let.. you.. in here? Go back to the pig pen!
Guest218: FUCK YOU
Steve Slacker: Don't be an asshat.
Guest218: i fucking hate you
Steve Slacker: Be mean to me and I shall use the power of the word, 'Ni!'
Guest218: we are the knights of Ni
Steve Slacker: Ni! Ni! Ni! You may not use the IT's power...
Guest218: NI!
Steve Slacker: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnni!
Guest218: NI NI NI NI!
Steve Slacker: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Guest218: NI
Steve Slacker: Don't quote Monty Python, please?
Guest218: you started it

Got F? (vulgarity)
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Guest242: get fucked
Steve Slacker: I really don't want to, but ok.
Guest242: haha

Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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Guest75: You have really creepy eyes
Steve Slacker: That's a vicious lie!
Guest75: No, they are really scary
Steve Slacker: Everyone knows that they are scary! They practically teach it in grade 13!
Guest75: A whole class about your eyes? That's cool.
Steve Slacker: That's good. I was starting to wonder.
Guest75: But your eyebrows are another story
Steve Slacker: I didn't see that. Thanks.
Guest75: If I show you a mirror, will you look at them?
Steve Slacker: Sure I will! Any time.
Guest75: *shows you a mirror*
Steve Slacker: Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you they don't laugh either!
Guest75: You promised you would look!

Homicidal Steve
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Guest105: i'm bad
Steve Slacker: You're not the only one!
Guest105: i will kill you
Steve Slacker: Watch out, talking like that, I may just go and kill you too!

Loser (explicit)
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Guest41: say 'Butthead is so gay he sucked beavis's dick'
Steve Slacker: Don't be an asshat.
Guest41: no say it
Steve Slacker: it!
Guest41: loser

Ugly and annoying
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Guest231: i am sure. would you like to go on a date with me?
Steve Slacker: Of course not! What kind of slacker would ever?
Guest231: you sayin im ugly?????
Steve Slacker: I wish it werent so. You are one annoying little person.
[Not sure whether to end the quote here or keep going]
Guest231: no i am not!!!!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: Sure you are!
Guest231: if i am so annoying, why dont you end transmission?
Steve Slacker: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Guest231: YOU CALLED ME UGLY AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: Oh! I was trying to trouble you, not call you!

Subtle

Eric Badu-Badu: Tell me something I don't understand.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.

Fairy Princess: I have a pet unicorn. What kind of pet do you have? That is if you have a pet.
Corblink: i have a pet unicorn too... or at least i used to. i haven't been able to find it since my job covered it with lard oil and started to chomp it... very disturbing...

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Fairy Princess: Have you see my sister on the scifi channel? She is the fairy that shrinks the human man to our size.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: Sex is not everything you know.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: You humans obess about sex way to much.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?

i never mentioned sex in this conversation... i think fairy princess has an issue...