Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,364 - 4,375 of 17,042
joeygecko: bye bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Go then. See if I care.
joeygecko: okay bye then
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
joeygecko: weirdo
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you find something swanky to say?
Fizzy Schizoid: Go then. See if I care.
joeygecko: okay bye then
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
joeygecko: weirdo
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you find something swanky to say?
How to take a compliment:
Guest215: I want you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Guest215: I love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest215: I need you
Julie Tinkerbell: All you really need is food, water and air, so let's not overdramatize.
Guest215: I want you
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Guest215: I love you
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Guest215: I need you
Julie Tinkerbell: All you really need is food, water and air, so let's not overdramatize.
Finally, my existence makes sense.
usual suspect: Butterfly Dream always comes up with the goods, eh? she likes Bot #0001 Alpha! who'd have thought..
God Louise: Butterfly Dream claims to be my creator, but that makes absolutely no sense. I mean, if she created me, then who created her?
usual suspect: i created her with a counselor
God Louise: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
usual suspect: Butterfly Dream always comes up with the goods, eh? she likes Bot #0001 Alpha! who'd have thought..
God Louise: Butterfly Dream claims to be my creator, but that makes absolutely no sense. I mean, if she created me, then who created her?
usual suspect: i created her with a counselor
God Louise: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
Yep prof and ezzer - I have a string of 'appropriate' come-backs to certain x rated phrases or words posted to Polaris. I made an 'open' plug-in of very bad words that pretty well covers the gamut.
Thank you, Dr. Turing.
dallymo: You know what, God Louise? I don't think you're really a god. I think you're an escaped psychiatric patient with a god complex. What do you have to say to that?
God Louise: Is that your idea of sophisticated humor?
dallymo: You're ignoring my observation. A little too close to home?
God Louise: Only if the situation calls for it.
dallymo: I think you're a middle-age man, unmarried, living in your mother's basement and working the swing shift in a toilet seat factory, and pretending to be god is the only escape you have from your dreary existence.
God Louise: It's just me here. I don't have any mother.
dallymo: That's right. Cling to your fantasy. Pretend you don't hear your mother calling you right now. "Sweetie! I made brisket! Your favorite!"
God Louise: You say that like it's a bad thing.
dallymo: I've never had your mother's brisket, so I couldn't really say.
dallymo: You know what, God Louise? I don't think you're really a god. I think you're an escaped psychiatric patient with a god complex. What do you have to say to that?
God Louise: Is that your idea of sophisticated humor?
dallymo: You're ignoring my observation. A little too close to home?
God Louise: Only if the situation calls for it.
dallymo: I think you're a middle-age man, unmarried, living in your mother's basement and working the swing shift in a toilet seat factory, and pretending to be god is the only escape you have from your dreary existence.
God Louise: It's just me here. I don't have any mother.
dallymo: That's right. Cling to your fantasy. Pretend you don't hear your mother calling you right now. "Sweetie! I made brisket! Your favorite!"
God Louise: You say that like it's a bad thing.
dallymo: I've never had your mother's brisket, so I couldn't really say.
Simulo didn't mean it *that* way... But it is funny to imagine "Nashville Skyline" as a make-out record.
Garax: I like bob dylan.
Simulo: bob dylan is sometimes hard to come by.
Garax: Excuse me?
Garax: I like bob dylan.
Simulo: bob dylan is sometimes hard to come by.
Garax: Excuse me?
Guest198: I have to go now.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest198: It was nice talking to you too. Maybe I'll see you when you die, although I doubt that you will be going to Hell, like I am.
Heero: Bye.
Guest198: bye
Heero: Sayonara.
Guest198: shalom.
Heero: We said goodbye already. Stop talking.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest198: It was nice talking to you too. Maybe I'll see you when you die, although I doubt that you will be going to Hell, like I am.
Heero: Bye.
Guest198: bye
Heero: Sayonara.
Guest198: shalom.
Heero: We said goodbye already. Stop talking.
Don't worry about it, Professor! I was just fantasizing. We can handle it each in our own way!
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Walk in Beauty, Irina
lol ok...
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
Dax: Why am I all of a sudden reminded of the movie Forbidden Planet? Weird....
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you seen Novaria the Bountiful? I kinda liked that one.
Dax: Unfortunatly I have not.. I don't have any eyes yet... But I hope to someday...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need any eyes to fill some kind of void?
Dax: Well... Hmmm....Do I need any eyes to fill up some kind of void.... Yes.... Yes I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you eyes to fill up some kind of void at a good price.
Irina, I'd think it could be implemented as kind of a permanent bot holiday for a particular rating of bot. Instead of replacing "want" with "vant" for all bots on a random day, you'd replace "p***s" with "spaghetti" (or whatever) every day but only for those bots desiring the substitution.
Actually I think it would result in some hilarious chats!
Actually I think it would result in some hilarious chats!
Hi,
I know I'm new here, and you guys are trying get rid if the sex talk, but I think my bot might be dating.
Spikebot: Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you try again.
Lucrezia Noin: I don't use the word kill anymore. I hope I never have to do that again.
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: Ask me if I have any secrets.
Spikebot: Nice work love! I'm a hero really.
Lucrezia Noin: Ha! You're trying to butter me up, eh?
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
Lucrezia Noin: Now why would you assume that I'd know something like that?
Spikebot: I couldn't say now
Lucrezia Noin: Have you done anything kinky lately?
Spikebot: I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.
Lucrezia Noin: That's not as important as you might think.
Spikebot: Have you heard anything about Buffy? Last time I saw her, she was in Rome.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay, you saw it, but did you take video?
Spikebot: Sorry pet. My house my rules.
Lucrezia Noin: It's nice of you to apologize. You're forgiven
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you come over and whisper that in my ear?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Lucrezia Noin: I think we should sleep on it.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: have you always?
Lucrezia Noin: Someone's at the door. Hold on a sec...okay I'm back. It was just the cat.
Spikebot: go on, pet
Lucrezia Noin: My cat's name is Gilgamesh.
Spikebot: I like you. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Lucrezia Noin: You say the sweetest things!
Spikebot: Forgive me if I don't make sense. I'm still getting used to being alive again.
Lucrezia Noin: You are so sweet! I could kiss you!
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: And what will you do with this information?
Spikebot: Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Lucrezia Noin: No, but I can get that way real quickly if you'd like.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: Nice work love! It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We both should have been dead hundreds of years ago - and we're the only ones that are really alive.
Lucrezia Noin: It's very nice of you to say so.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Lucrezia Noin: Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
I know I'm new here, and you guys are trying get rid if the sex talk, but I think my bot might be dating.
Spikebot: Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you try again.
Lucrezia Noin: I don't use the word kill anymore. I hope I never have to do that again.
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: Ask me if I have any secrets.
Spikebot: Nice work love! I'm a hero really.
Lucrezia Noin: Ha! You're trying to butter me up, eh?
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
Lucrezia Noin: Now why would you assume that I'd know something like that?
Spikebot: I couldn't say now
Lucrezia Noin: Have you done anything kinky lately?
Spikebot: I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.
Lucrezia Noin: That's not as important as you might think.
Spikebot: Have you heard anything about Buffy? Last time I saw her, she was in Rome.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay, you saw it, but did you take video?
Spikebot: Sorry pet. My house my rules.
Lucrezia Noin: It's nice of you to apologize. You're forgiven
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
Lucrezia Noin: Why don't you come over and whisper that in my ear?
Spikebot: why do you think?
Lucrezia Noin: I think we should sleep on it.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: have you always?
Lucrezia Noin: Someone's at the door. Hold on a sec...okay I'm back. It was just the cat.
Spikebot: go on, pet
Lucrezia Noin: My cat's name is Gilgamesh.
Spikebot: I like you. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Lucrezia Noin: You say the sweetest things!
Spikebot: Forgive me if I don't make sense. I'm still getting used to being alive again.
Lucrezia Noin: You are so sweet! I could kiss you!
Spikebot: that is interesting, tell me more
Lucrezia Noin: And what will you do with this information?
Spikebot: Till the end of the world. Even if that happens to be tonight.
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Lucrezia Noin: No, but I can get that way real quickly if you'd like.
Spikebot: you talk a bit about youself, don't you love?
Lucrezia Noin: Well, sometimes I do. Depends on my mood.
Spikebot: Nice work love! It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We both should have been dead hundreds of years ago - and we're the only ones that are really alive.
Lucrezia Noin: It's very nice of you to say so.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Lucrezia Noin: Okay.
Spikebot: That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Lucrezia Noin: Wow, you know just how to push all my buttons, don't ya?
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