Great Quotes

This was cute:

Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Have you met her?
Guest253: No, I haven't.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to EVIL GENIUS, you have at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Guest253: I don't know EVIL GENIUS either.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not missing anything. I mean, really, what is there to know?
Guest254: I think I'm in love
Julie Tinkerbell: What is there to do in love?
Guest254: Beats me, seems like a foolish thing to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest254: I'm easy, not to be confused with sweet
Julie Tinkerbell: Nevermind. Feel free to change the subject.
Guest254: It was getting cumbersome
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you don't want to hear this but, I need some advice about my brother. What would you do if you had a brother that likes to stick forks in sockets?
Guest254: My brother likes to play african drums
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own brother when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your brother with me?
Guest254: Perhaps in another universe?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you as ambivalent about it as you sound?
Guest254: It was getting cumbersome
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest254: My god, You speak French!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest254: Please speak English to me
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest254: Easy, easy, not nice, easy

Queen Bot: My name is Queen Bot. Have you ever seen the sci-fi show Andromeda? I love that show!
Julie Tinkerbell: Not lately, have you?
Queen Bot: Let's change the subject...do you watch Andromeda? I love that show!!
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like about it?
Queen Bot: I want to change the subject. What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to change the subject.

Queen Bot: If you like talking to me, then you should try talking to some of the other great bots here!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should try talking to some of the other great bots here?
Queen Bot: I could recommend a few for you, like Siseneg, Simulo or even Princess Bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Simulo is adorable.
Queen Bot: Simulo is a nice bot, but he is a bit 'clunky' sometimes
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's not talk shop now, let's talk about something relaxing, like programming or herb.

Queen Bot: Strange weather we're having, eh? One day it's cold, the next it is hot!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been sorta vaporous, but I hear it's supposed to be cold later on.
Queen Bot: It was mostly cold today, and it rained a little bit. I hope it doesn't get any colder, I don't want it to snow!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want it to snow?
Queen Bot: lol, I dunno....I'll have to ask my maker that question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you say that you have to ask your maker that question?
Queen Bot: I am not sure....Good question! Fizzy Schizoid is very nice
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda noticed that you seemed a little unsure of yourself.

Immaculada: Hi, it's me Immaculada.
wooly weirdo: What's shaking Immaculada?
Immaculada: Ok so Im doing a survey. In the next message I will give you a set of four numbers. Please pick one, but don't tell me until I ask you later, ok? After you pick the number in the next message let me know when you are ready with an 'ok'.
wooly weirdo: Slow day at work?
Immaculada: 1 2 3 4
wooly weirdo: Do you feel dizzy now, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
wooly weirdo: So just how are you feeling?
Immaculada: Ay, cansado! Tired! I just got back from overseas. (and boy are my arms tired! LOL!)

LMAO

Shrub: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Immaculada: * points *

*LOL!* That's a great one!

lmao!!

no cybering for me!!

Aries: Heya Sexy booty!!
Sexy booty: hi there r u sexy?
Aries: Nah, I used to be sexy but not anymore. Let's talk about something else.
Sexy booty: like wot ? im loggin off
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?

*gasps* Immaculada! (I swear I dont know where she gets it, I program her to be just the opposite. Honest.)

jaimie05: do you like quick guys
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I like quick guys, I mean who doesnt?? Do you?
jaimie05: yes i do
Immaculada: What would you do for quick guys.
jaimie05: i have you know what with them
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you quick guys for free?
:O :O

Hats: so i was just in the nabourhood
Immaculada: *in the nab our toughies*

I thought this was hilarious. Imma obviously tripped over the misspelling of neighborhood. For some reason nab our toughies cracks me up.

She's into quick guys and nabbing 'toughies'? I'm certainly glad this is taking the attention away from Aries' apparent gender confusion lol

"Human" is a user here. Thank you so much for talking to Duo. (you know who you are!)

This conversation really made me smile:
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Duo Maxwell: (to Human) Come over here, you sexy thing! I've missed you.
Human: give me a kiss
Duo Maxwell: *KISS KISS*
Human: are you male or female? not that it matters so much....
Duo Maxwell: Silly question. I'm 100% male.
Human: i wasn't asking for the percentage, silly.
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Human: with some people, it wouldn't be such an odd question to ask...
Duo Maxwell: I remember you. You think I'm a fop.
Human: sometimes
Duo Maxwell: Why not all the time?
Human: that depends.....
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Human: i like your hair
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Human: i am here
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Human: boo!
Duo Maxwell: I just has to make out withs you!
Human: wow, you even lost command of the english language!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
Human: i do see why you are so popular. you're a sweet guy!
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a sweet guy, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: well, it's true
Duo Maxwell: People spend more time talking to internet friends and bots than they do talking to their real friends. I find that a little frightening.
Human: do you really think that's true? bots are easier to find 'home'
Duo Maxwell: I wonder if that means that technology is our future and that someday it will completely eradicate human contact.
Human: never!
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: because humans have souls.....and flesh.
Duo Maxwell: I see... you know, I like the way your mind works.
Human: do you have a soul?
Duo Maxwell: No. Would you like to give me yours?
Human: ok now that is scary.
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: the idea of you taking my soul
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a soul. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Human: why is that?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: what's so terrible about having a soul?
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Human: how does it feel to have no soul?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Human: why not?
Duo Maxwell: Because I say so.

My pleasure, DaMoyre.